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  • Eli Gallo
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 12

    #1

    Hello!

    Hi, my name is Eli, as you can tell, and I'm here to see what all the fuss is about
    Other stuff you might want to know:
    I'm English
    I'm 20 years old
    I like sports, Debussy and travelling!
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    The fuss is all about baby Jesus!

    What is your favorite verse from the KJV?
    How many sons have you got?
    Why do you have a girls name? Do your parents hate you?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Eli Gallo
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2010
      • 12

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      The fuss is all about baby Jesus!

      What is your favorite verse from the KJV?
      How many sons have you got?
      Why do you have a girls name? Do your parents hate you?
      I am a girl, which is why I have a girl's name, I don't have any sons, have never been pregnant and am not trying to become pregnant, and my parents love me and I love them, and I'm very grateful that I get along with them so well

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by Eli Gallo View Post
        Hi, my name is Eli, as you can tell, and I'm here to see what all the fuss is about
        Other stuff you might want to know:
        I'm English
        I'm 20 years old
        I like sports, Debussy and travelling!
        What church does you father take you to?

        And why aren't you married? You should have given your husband a couple of sons by now.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • BishopAgyanMam
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2010
          • 38

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          hello eli.

          i am so much sorry to hear you have not yet married. i know that is a problem for too many european women today. sorry for that. sometimes it can help to look abroad? many african men find meaty women very much pleasing to the eye. i live in Ghana and see many european women like yourself vacating and finding happiness here.
          The power of the LORD came upon Elijah and, tucking his cloak into his belt, he ran ahead of Ahab all the way to Jezreel.

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          • Eli Gallo
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2010
            • 12

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            Originally posted by BishopAgyanMam View Post
            hello eli.

            i am so much sorry to hear you have not yet married. i know that is a problem for too many european women today. sorry for that. sometimes it can help to look abroad? many african men find meaty women very much pleasing to the eye. i live in Ghana and see many european women like yourself vacating and finding happiness here.
            Meaty? I'm not meaty, I'm actually quite petite
            Um, also I don't want to get married yet, I'd like to marry a man that I love and I haven't found him yet! But thanks for the suggestion!

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            • humble servant
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2010
              • 77

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Well, I think that you should have your father contact me and we should discuss the prospect of having you marry me. My last wife dies of tuberculosis and I need a good woman to bear me a few sons and to do some chores and so on. Can you shovel snow? Do you have all of your teeth? Do you believe in and worship our Lord? Do you own any livestock?

              Please send photos of the livestock.

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              • WinnerNotSinner
                Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 951

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Welcome Eli, I am glad to see an Englishmanwoman here.

                Although your talk of not looking to get married confuses me, have you read the KJV? This should be your primary concern, if you are a true Christian woman:

                Hebrews 13:4
                Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.


                Has your father not found you a husband?

                Genesis 34:9
                And make ye marriages with us, and give your daughters unto us, and take our daughters unto you.
                6
                A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                • BishopAgyanMam
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 38

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Originally posted by Eli Gallo View Post
                  Meaty? I'm not meaty, I'm actually quite petite
                  Um, also I don't want to get married yet, I'd like to marry a man that I love and I haven't found him yet! But thanks for the suggestion!
                  oh! i sincerely apologize. sorry! i am sorry for your condition and hope the best for you.

                  we also have women who have not yet married beacuse of their stature. sometimes they do not marry at all. then we try to help them find happiness in church. in my flock i have several women only devoted to the advancement of the church. they are good people although they have never had their children in a marriage.

                  if a husband never finds you perhaps you can also live in a charismatic church in the future.
                  good luck buddy!
                  The power of the LORD came upon Elijah and, tucking his cloak into his belt, he ran ahead of Ahab all the way to Jezreel.

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                  • Eli Gallo
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 12

                    #10
                    Re: Hello!

                    Originally posted by humble servant View Post
                    Well, I think that you should have your father contact me and we should discuss the prospect of having you marry me. My last wife dies of tuberculosis and I need a good woman to bear me a few sons and to do some chores and so on. Can you shovel snow? Do you have all of your teeth? Do you believe in and worship our Lord? Do you own any livestock?

                    Please send photos of the livestock.
                    No, I don't think so, but thanks for the offer! Although you lose brownie points for referring to me as livestock; my dad definitely wouldn't be very happy with that.
                    Um, I do have all of my teeth, and in reference to another poster below, I don't have any problems with my physical stature either haha

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: Hello!

                      Not married? Do you want to be a spinster or a lezbo? Are you infirm or disfigured from an industrial accident? God wants you be married and have many, many babies you know.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                      Comment

                      • Eli Gallo
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 12

                        #12
                        Re: Hello!

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Not married? Do you want to be a spinster or a lezbo? Are you infirm or disfigured from an industrial accident? God wants you be married and have many, many babies you know.
                        No, I don't think I have the emotional maturity to commit to spend the rest of my life with someone. Ideally I would get married when I'm about 25 and have a kid when I'm 28, but I'm not really keen on kids so that's not for certain.
                        I'm not infirm; I run 3miles every morning and like swimming and badminton and I definitely have never been in an industrial accident!
                        I thought marriage was holy, and not just a baby producing arrangement?

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #13
                          Re: Hello!

                          Originally posted by Eli Gallo View Post
                          No, I don't think I have the emotional maturity to commit to spend the rest of my life with someone. Ideally I would get married when I'm about 25 and have a kid when I'm 28, but I'm not really keen on kids so that's not for certain.
                          I'm not infirm; I run 3miles every morning and like swimming and badminton and I definitely have never been in an industrial accident!
                          I thought marriage was holy, and not just a baby producing arrangement?
                          God created you to produce Soldiers for Christ, to wage His war against non-believers and heretics. By refusing to do His work, you insult Him with every passing day. Now I can tell it is not your intention to be blasphemous but you need to get your act together. You may not want to be pregnant, you may feel you are not ready but it is not about you. It is about your creator, Jesus Christ. Of course, you should never have relations and be pregnant unless you are married.
                          Trust me, in 30 to 40 years, after you have had a dozen or more children, you will feel like your life was not utterly pointless.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Benedict A. Davis
                            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 3900

                            #14
                            Re: Hello!

                            Originally posted by Eli Gallo View Post
                            No, I don't think I have the emotional maturity to commit to spend the rest of my life with someone. Ideally I would get married when I'm about 25 and have a kid when I'm 28, but I'm not really keen on kids so that's not for certain.
                            I'm not infirm; I run 3miles every morning and like swimming and badminton and I definitely have never been in an industrial accident!
                            I thought marriage was holy, and not just a baby producing arrangement?
                            What do you find unholy about doing God's work and procreating little True Christians? After obeying your husband childbirth should be a priority.
                            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                            • WinnerNotSinner
                              Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 951

                              #15
                              Re: Hello!

                              Originally posted by Eli Gallo View Post
                              No, I don't think I have the emotional maturity to commit to spend the rest of my life with someone. Ideally I would get married when I'm about 25 and have a kid when I'm 28, but I'm not really keen on kids so that's not for certain.
                              You seem to be good at planning, but God has set His own plan set out for you.

                              I think you should be trying hard to find a nice Christian husband, then settle down, take care of the house and start making babies for Jesus. It will make sense in the end, when you are flying high in heaven.
                              6
                              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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