Hello!

[Eli Gallo]

Hi, my name is Eli, as you can tell, and I'm here to see what all the fuss is about
Other stuff you might want to know:
I'm English
I'm 20 years old
I like sports, Debussy and travelling!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello!

The fuss is all about baby Jesus!

What is your favorite verse from the KJV?
How many sons have you got?
Why do you have a girls name? Do your parents hate you?

[Eli Gallo]

Re: Hello!

The fuss is all about baby Jesus!

What is your favorite verse from the KJV?
How many sons have you got?
Why do you have a girls name? Do your parents hate you?

I am a girl, which is why I have a girl's name, I don't have any sons, have never been pregnant and am not trying to become pregnant, and my parents love me and I love them, and I'm very grateful that I get along with them so well

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

Hi, my name is Eli, as you can tell, and I'm here to see what all the fuss is about
Other stuff you might want to know:
I'm English
I'm 20 years old
I like sports, Debussy and travelling!

What church does you father take you to?

And why aren't you married? You should have given your husband a couple of sons by now.

[BishopAgyanMam]

Re: Hello!

hello eli.

i am so much sorry to hear you have not yet married. i know that is a problem for too many european women today. sorry for that. sometimes it can help to look abroad? many african men find meaty women very much pleasing to the eye. i live in Ghana and see many european women like yourself vacating and finding happiness here.

[Eli Gallo]

Re: Hello!

hello eli.

i am so much sorry to hear you have not yet married. i know that is a problem for too many european women today. sorry for that. sometimes it can help to look abroad? many african men find meaty women very much pleasing to the eye. i live in Ghana and see many european women like yourself vacating and finding happiness here.

Meaty? I'm not meaty, I'm actually quite petite
Um, also I don't want to get married yet, I'd like to marry a man that I love and I haven't found him yet! But thanks for the suggestion!

[humble servant]

Re: Hello!

Well, I think that you should have your father contact me and we should discuss the prospect of having you marry me. My last wife dies of tuberculosis and I need a good woman to bear me a few sons and to do some chores and so on. Can you shovel snow? Do you have all of your teeth? Do you believe in and worship our Lord? Do you own any livestock?

Please send photos of the livestock.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hello!

Welcome Eli, I am glad to see an Englishmanwoman here.

Although your talk of not looking to get married confuses me, have you read the KJV? This should be your primary concern, if you are a true Christian woman:

Hebrews 13:4
Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

Has your father not found you a husband?

Genesis 34:9
And make ye marriages with us, and give your daughters unto us, and take our daughters unto you.

[BishopAgyanMam]

Re: Hello!

Meaty? I'm not meaty, I'm actually quite petite
Um, also I don't want to get married yet, I'd like to marry a man that I love and I haven't found him yet! But thanks for the suggestion!

oh! i sincerely apologize. sorry! i am sorry for your condition and hope the best for you.

we also have women who have not yet married beacuse of their stature. sometimes they do not marry at all. then we try to help them find happiness in church. in my flock i have several women only devoted to the advancement of the church. they are good people although they have never had their children in a marriage.

if a husband never finds you perhaps you can also live in a charismatic church in the future.
good luck buddy!

[Eli Gallo]

Re: Hello!

Well, I think that you should have your father contact me and we should discuss the prospect of having you marry me. My last wife dies of tuberculosis and I need a good woman to bear me a few sons and to do some chores and so on. Can you shovel snow? Do you have all of your teeth? Do you believe in and worship our Lord? Do you own any livestock?

Please send photos of the livestock.

No, I don't think so, but thanks for the offer! Although you lose brownie points for referring to me as livestock; my dad definitely wouldn't be very happy with that.
Um, I do have all of my teeth, and in reference to another poster below, I don't have any problems with my physical stature either haha

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello!

Not married? Do you want to be a spinster or a lezbo? Are you infirm or disfigured from an industrial accident? God wants you be married and have many, many babies you know.

[Eli Gallo]

Re: Hello!

Not married? Do you want to be a spinster or a lezbo? Are you infirm or disfigured from an industrial accident? God wants you be married and have many, many babies you know.

No, I don't think I have the emotional maturity to commit to spend the rest of my life with someone. Ideally I would get married when I'm about 25 and have a kid when I'm 28, but I'm not really keen on kids so that's not for certain.
I'm not infirm; I run 3miles every morning and like swimming and badminton and I definitely have never been in an industrial accident!
I thought marriage was holy, and not just a baby producing arrangement?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello!

No, I don't think I have the emotional maturity to commit to spend the rest of my life with someone. Ideally I would get married when I'm about 25 and have a kid when I'm 28, but I'm not really keen on kids so that's not for certain.
I'm not infirm; I run 3miles every morning and like swimming and badminton and I definitely have never been in an industrial accident!
I thought marriage was holy, and not just a baby producing arrangement?

God created you to produce Soldiers for Christ, to wage His war against non-believers and heretics. By refusing to do His work, you insult Him with every passing day. Now I can tell it is not your intention to be blasphemous but you need to get your act together. You may not want to be pregnant, you may feel you are not ready but it is not about you. It is about your creator, Jesus Christ. Of course, you should never have relations and be pregnant unless you are married.
Trust me, in 30 to 40 years, after you have had a dozen or more children, you will feel like your life was not utterly pointless.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Hello!

No, I don't think I have the emotional maturity to commit to spend the rest of my life with someone. Ideally I would get married when I'm about 25 and have a kid when I'm 28, but I'm not really keen on kids so that's not for certain.
I'm not infirm; I run 3miles every morning and like swimming and badminton and I definitely have never been in an industrial accident!
I thought marriage was holy, and not just a baby producing arrangement?

What do you find unholy about doing God's work and procreating little True Christians? After obeying your husband childbirth should be a priority.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hello!

No, I don't think I have the emotional maturity to commit to spend the rest of my life with someone. Ideally I would get married when I'm about 25 and have a kid when I'm 28, but I'm not really keen on kids so that's not for certain.

You seem to be good at planning, but God has set His own plan set out for you.

I think you should be trying hard to find a nice Christian husband, then settle down, take care of the house and start making babies for Jesus. It will make sense in the end, when you are flying high in heaven.