Good afternoon

[BishopAgyanMam]

a very good afternoon, sirs.

i am new to blogging so please bear with me. this instrument of the lord was only recently introduced to my flock and we are therefore looking forward to help and funding from our brothers and sister and yes even very many many helpful men who have over the time helped us succeed in challenging the non-believers.

i am a bsihop of a charismatic church in the gulf og guinea - accra ghana to be precise. in my flock we try to live up to the lords wishes and further educate ourselves in his teachings. that is why i came here to study and learn.

this blog seems so interesiting for a person like myself and i must admit to clap for you. keep up the good work friends!

i as a person love soccer, preaching, crusading, fighting witchcraft and gayism and music.

warm hello to you all

[BishopAgyanMam]

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i am soory my friends. a brother has just pointed out a big misunderstanding. i do not love gayism. i love fighting witchcraft and gayism.

[James Hutchins]

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I see. How long have you been fighting music? Do you find the C's sharp?

[BishopAgyanMam]

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my friend you heard me worng. i love music that praise the lord. it is the gayism and witchcraft i fight. and yes i am still learning so the c is a bit sharp thank you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, boy. Please tell us about your church.

Also please learn to use your God-given "Shift" key.

[BishopAgyanMam]

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thank you very much for your kind words.

yes today i am blessed with my own church near dansoman circle. we might be moving because of some issues with the municipality but for the time being we congregate there.

like many charismatic churches here we focus on salvation and try our level best to accelerate the divination. you might be impressed to know that i currently have 72 members in my flock. coming from humble beginnings with only myself as a preacher 15 years ago i think you can appreciate the explosive growth!

besides the popular services on sundays and the meetings on tuesday, wednesday, thursday and friday we are very popular at funerals and you may want to know that people hiring us as far away as winneba, hoehoe, ho, salaga and even once in bolgatanga. we also hold popular prayer camps where we work profousely with the holy spirit to heal lunatics and gays. sometimes we also take part in chasing witches but that is now not very legal anymore.

[BishopAgyanMam]

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also. i have tried to update my profile but still find some things challenging. how do i change the description of myself?

i have been saved for 15 years praise the lord and while i am technically still under investigation i would rather not have that to be known to the public. please lets remember that the police investigate very many people everyday and some of us may be scrutinized because of people who want to harm our church when thay themselves should be perhaps investigated.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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And good afternoon to you sir. I was reading through your introduction and hope you are beginning to find your way through our forum. It seems you run a church/ hospital/ etc and was wondering if you had been in contact with Rev. Jim Osbornehttp://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=11170
and his ''Sponsor a Niglet Mission'' as it may be of some benefit to you. He might be able to direct you towards the LBC ex-negro home study course too, if that is of any interest to you.
Also I might suggest you check your grammar, you should capitalize when necessary and always when speaking of the Lord.It is the respectful thing to do.
YIC

[BishopAgyanMam]

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thank you very much! i have contacted him and some of my friends who are very much involved in raising funds from us citizens over the internet will help me write a very good prospect for him. thank you.

are you a woman?

[Deuteronomy]

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A very warm velcome to you, my good man.
First of all I'm totally overwhelmed that your services are wanted as far as Bolgatanga. I mean, that place is like..you need to go over that thing....and even further....hot-digidi. Good for you.
I want to ask you a question, and it is very important. I know you have a lot of AIDS in your country. I sincerely hope that you are not one of those sects who advocates the use of...anything but premarital abstinence...and other inventions from the Devil.

[James Dewitt]

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A very warm velcome to you, my good man.
First of all I'm totally overwhelmed that your services are wanted as far as Bolgatanga. I mean, that place is like..you need to go over that thing....and even further....hot-digidi. Good for you.
I want to ask you a question, and it is very important. I know you have a lot of AIDS in your country. I sincerely hope that you are not one of those socalled "Christians" who advocates the use of condoms and other inventions from the Devil.

Excuse me for interrupting you conversation. What the heck is a condom? Is that one of those fancy names for an apartment? I have a regular house, nothing fancy, just 9000 square feet.

[Deuteronomy]

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I apologize for using a filthy and unworthy word. I must have picked it up in this evil "Country" of mine. I humbly ask the good Lord and my elderly for forgiveness.

[Deuteronomy]

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By the help of the Lord and the post-posting editing tool, I have now erased the devilish word, and replaced it with something more accurate.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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thank you very much! i have contacted him and some of my friends who are very much involved in raising funds from us citizens over the internet will help me write a very good prospect for him. thank you.

are you a woman?

No I am very much a manly man. Feel free to look through my bio page and read my introduction in this forum.

Good luck with your money raising. By the way do you have a family member that works in a bank in Nigeria?

P.S. Sorry to see you have not learned to capitalize yet, it doesn't bother me at all,I spent many years working with the Illiterate in foreign countries and am used to their ways.
YIC

[BishopAgyanMam]

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A very warm velcome to you, my good man.
First of all I'm totally overwhelmed that your services are wanted as far as Bolgatanga. I mean, that place is like..you need to go over that thing....and even further....hot-digidi. Good for you.
I want to ask you a question, and it is very important. I know you have a lot of AIDS in your country. I sincerely hope that you are not one of those sects who advocates the use of...anything but premarital abstinence...and other inventions from the Devil.

my dear sir i sincerely do not hope you are trying to imply that i condone the satanic habit of condomizing!

and yes bolgatanga was stretching our limits as a church. but you know that funerals equal money and money is needed to spread the word. the good thing was that we had the opportunity to do some crusading in the muslim north and went accross the border for some burkinabe specialities.