[Deuteronomy]

Re: The beginning

Oh I see. You're a comedian. Let us see if you can recite your little jokes while being tormented in Hell.


Deuteronomy 32:22 For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The beginning

Oh I see. You're a comedian. Let us see if you can recite your little jokes while being tormented in Hell.


Deuteronomy 32:22 For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.

Preach it old geezer!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The beginning

Oh I see. You're a comedian. Let us see if you can recite your little jokes while being tormented in Hell.


Deuteronomy 32:22 For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.

Hell does not exist, show me in the TRUE Gospel where it says there is a hell

[BelieverInGod]

Re: burn baby burn

Yes they get a Heaven with a Beer Volcano and fantastic Strippers.

So in your fantasy world all women will be forced to strip for your pleasure, and you call this heaven?

That is so absolutely disgustingly misogynist I don't know how to respond to it.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: burn baby burn

So in your fantasy world all women will be forced to strip for your pleasure, and you call this heaven?

That is so absolutely disgustingly misogynist I don't know how to respond to it.

You assume that a stripper MUST be female, and by that assumption you have exposed just how your sexist church has conditioned YOU.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: burn baby burn

You assume that a stripper MUST be female, and by that assumption you have exposed just how your sexist church has conditioned YOU.

So everyone will be forced to strip for everyone else? What kind of sick perverted Star Trek nerd thought this up?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: burn baby burn

So everyone will be forced to strip for everyone else? What kind of sick perverted Star Trek nerd thought this up?

The strippers are divine beings, created by The Flying Spaghetti Monster to bring pleasure to all in the afterlife, no one is being forced to do anything.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: burn baby burn

The strippers are divine beings, created by The Flying Spaghetti Monster to bring pleasure to all in the afterlife, no one is being forced to do anything.

You people are the perverts God warned us about.

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: burn baby burn

You people are the perverts God warned us about.

I rejoice that it's just another sign of the End Times.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: burn baby burn

I rejoice that it's just another sign of the End Times.

No the chasers planted such things in your book of fairy tales in an attempt to stop you listening to the truth

[Deuteronomy]

Re: The beginning

I think we get it. You're a big comedian. A real tough guy. The thing is, funny man, that when we rejoice in heaven, you will be tortured in Hell by Satan and his legions of demons. Then you will understand that we were laughing at you not with you, and that the joke is all on you. Of cause by that time it will be too late and nobody will give a flying rats ass.

Maybe except me...I will be laughing

Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The beginning

I think we get it. You're a big comedian. A real tough guy. The thing is, funny man, that when we rejoice in heaven, you will be tortured in Hell by Satan and his legions of demons. Then you will understand that we were laughing at you not with you, and that the joke is all on you. Of cause by that time it will be too late and nobody will give a flying rats ass.

Maybe except me...I will be laughing

Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

There is no Hell.

[Deuteronomy]

Re: The beginning

There is no Hell.

Why don't you put your money where your funny mouth is and support that claim with scripture?

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: The beginning

There is no Hell.

The Bible says there is!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The beginning

The Bible says there is!

It has a lot of other fairy tales in it too, but none of them are true, now if you want to learn about truth read the True Gospel, penned by a real prophet, link to where you can acquire it in my signature below,