[Deuteronomy]

Re: The beginning

I think we get it. You're a big comedian. A real tough guy. The thing is, funny man, that when we rejoice in heaven, you will be tortured in Hell by Satan and his legions of demons. Then you will understand that we were laughing at you not with you, and that the joke is all on you. Of cause by that time it will be too late and nobody will give a flying rats ass.

Maybe except me...I will be laughing

Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: burn baby burn

I rejoice that it's just another sign of the End Times.

No the chasers planted such things in your book of fairy tales in an attempt to stop you listening to the truth

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: burn baby burn

You people are the perverts God warned us about.

I rejoice that it's just another sign of the End Times.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: burn baby burn

The strippers are divine beings, created by The Flying Spaghetti Monster to bring pleasure to all in the afterlife, no one is being forced to do anything.

You people are the perverts God warned us about.

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: burn baby burn

So everyone will be forced to strip for everyone else? What kind of sick perverted Star Trek nerd thought this up?

The strippers are divine beings, created by The Flying Spaghetti Monster to bring pleasure to all in the afterlife, no one is being forced to do anything.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: burn baby burn

You assume that a stripper MUST be female, and by that assumption you have exposed just how your sexist church has conditioned YOU.

So everyone will be forced to strip for everyone else? What kind of sick perverted Star Trek nerd thought this up?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: burn baby burn

So in your fantasy world all women will be forced to strip for your pleasure, and you call this heaven?

That is so absolutely disgustingly misogynist I don't know how to respond to it.

You assume that a stripper MUST be female, and by that assumption you have exposed just how your sexist church has conditioned YOU.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: burn baby burn

Yes they get a Heaven with a Beer Volcano and fantastic Strippers.

So in your fantasy world all women will be forced to strip for your pleasure, and you call this heaven?

That is so absolutely disgustingly misogynist I don't know how to respond to it.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The beginning

Oh I see. You're a comedian. Let us see if you can recite your little jokes while being tormented in Hell.


Deuteronomy 32:22 For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.

Hell does not exist, show me in the TRUE Gospel where it says there is a hell

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The beginning

Oh I see. You're a comedian. Let us see if you can recite your little jokes while being tormented in Hell.


Deuteronomy 32:22 For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.

Preach it old geezer!

[Deuteronomy]

Re: The beginning

Oh I see. You're a comedian. Let us see if you can recite your little jokes while being tormented in Hell.


Deuteronomy 32:22 For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: burn baby burn

You follow an other God than our Lord. Do you even know what happens to someone who does such a thing?

Yes they get a Heaven with a Beer Volcano and fantastic Strippers.

[Deuteronomy]

burn baby burn

You follow an other God than our Lord. Do you even know what happens to someone who does such a thing?

Deuteronomy 7:4 For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.

Repent sinner and turn to Jesus before you are eternally doomed....Uuups too late

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The beginning

I live among the midgets of Denmark

If you read what I have posted here:

Take gravity........

It would appear that midgets receive the most FSM touching - thus placing them on a pedestal in His eyes. That and the fact you live with the Danes who are descended from Vikings and therefore closer to Pirates them most you are much more fortunate then those here who are yet to accept the one true God into their hearts.

[Deuteronomy]

Re: The beginning

Welcome friend. From what I have seen, the denmarkians are a frightening bunch. Something about living that close to the North pole, sunlight for a few scant days each year. I am impressed you retained your santity. Perhaps someday, you and I can take turns on our knees praying with each other.

My brother in Christ. There is nothing that I would desire more than to be engaged in sweat-dripping prayers with you. I will flagellate your naked body for Jesus if you desire so. Will you do the same for me brother?

Welcome Brother,It is so nice to hear of your desire to see God's Country. I only hope that you can actually enter it but if your fate is that of Moses so be it. There is always the Travel Channel.
YIC

Thank you from the bottom of my heart brother, I long for the promised land every single day of my living. This mythological place of holiness and freedom called the U.S. of A. The only thing that keeps me from dying inside in this front yard of Hell is knowing that the Lord has a plan. Will you pray for me? I do not watch television.