The beginning

[Deuteronomy]

It is with penetrating humility that I approach a ministry of such holiness. I am not sure I am worthy of your attention, since I live among the midgets of Denmark. I try to do Gods work banning negroes, homosexuals, hippies, porno-actors, all other actors, liberals, pretend-Christians and general sinners, which pretty much include all the midgets of Denmark.
I'm older than dirt and have lived through two world wars. I have only seen decline and degeneration around me as long as I can remember, but I stay here until the Almighty Lord commands me otherwise.

God bless you all and God bless the United States of America (not including New York and San Fransisco of course)

[Talitha]

Re: The beginning

Welcome Brother.
What did you do so wrong in the eyes of God to end up in such a Sinful Hellhole?

[Deuteronomy]

Re: The beginning

Welcome Brother.
What did you do so wrong in the eyes of God to end up in such a Sinful Hellhole?

I thank you sister. I am not sure. Despite my farther's firm hand (bless his soul) I was and still am a sinner in the eyes of the Lord. As we both know my sins are inherited directly from Adam and the Lord moves in mysterious ways.

I still pray for Jesus to show me the way to Gods own country before I have to face him myself.

God bless you

[humble servant]

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I think it would go a long way with the Lord if you did your best to plug the volcano that has been erupting in Iceland with Danes. Maybe you could arrange tours to go there and then push them in when you get close enough.

Well, I am more of an ideas guy...I'm not the best with the logistics and details.

Praise God.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: The beginning

Considering his age, perhaps it wasn't such a sinful hellhole when he was born? After all Lot moved to Sodom when it was a decent town.

I pray that the Lord either calls you home or gives you warning before he smites that God forsaken land.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I am not sure.

You could always read the KJV 1611 and find out.
I too am sorry you dwell in so blighted a land. May you be delivered in a very tiny exodus along with any other isolated individuals who might not be Godless reindeer-raping hooligans.

[Deuteronomy]

Re: The beginning

I think it would go a long way with the Lord if you did your best to plug the volcano that has been erupting in Iceland with Danes. Maybe you could arrange tours to go there and then push them in when you get close enough.

Well, I am more of an ideas guy...I'm not the best with the logistics and details.

Praise God.

I believe God made that volcano for a reason and I do not think it will be pluged before every single heathen in Iceland have been torched

Considering his age, perhaps it wasn't such a sinful hellhole when he was born? After all Lot moved to Sodom when it was a decent town.

I pray that the Lord either calls you home or gives you warning before he smites that God forsaken land.

I think Denmark have always been infested with sodomites and philistines. I at least have no recollection of anything else.

You could always read the KJV 1611 and find out.
I too am sorry you dwell in so blighted a land. May you be delivered in a very tiny exodus along with any other isolated individuals who might not be Godless reindeer-raping hooligans.

My farther (bless his soul) used to discipline me several times at day by spanking me with KCV 1611 to beat the sins out of my body, but I thank you brother for reminding me that I can never read enough in the good book.

God bless you all and God bless the United States of America

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome old-timer. Have you ever been to church? Are you a dope addict like so many other Denmarites?

[Deuteronomy]

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Welcome old-timer. Have you ever been to church? Are you a dope addict like so many other Denmarites?

Thank you brother. Unfortunately there are no churches in Denmark to attend properly blessed by a Pastor of LBC

I know not what this dope is of which you speak. Is that the same as the gates of Hell? Because I know for a fact that almost all Daneesians are there.

God bless you

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend. From what I have seen, the denmarkians are a frightening bunch. Something about living that close to the North pole, sunlight for a few scant days each year. I am impressed you retained your santity. Perhaps someday, you and I can take turns on our knees praying with each other.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Welcome Brother,It is so nice to hear of your desire to see God's Country. I only hope that you can actually enter it but if your fate is that of Moses so be it. There is always the Travel Channel.
YIC

[Deuteronomy]

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Welcome friend. From what I have seen, the denmarkians are a frightening bunch. Something about living that close to the North pole, sunlight for a few scant days each year. I am impressed you retained your santity. Perhaps someday, you and I can take turns on our knees praying with each other.

My brother in Christ. There is nothing that I would desire more than to be engaged in sweat-dripping prayers with you. I will flagellate your naked body for Jesus if you desire so. Will you do the same for me brother?

Welcome Brother,It is so nice to hear of your desire to see God's Country. I only hope that you can actually enter it but if your fate is that of Moses so be it. There is always the Travel Channel.
YIC

Thank you from the bottom of my heart brother, I long for the promised land every single day of my living. This mythological place of holiness and freedom called the U.S. of A. The only thing that keeps me from dying inside in this front yard of Hell is knowing that the Lord has a plan. Will you pray for me? I do not watch television.

[Jo Freddie]

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I live among the midgets of Denmark

If you read what I have posted here:

Take gravity........

It would appear that midgets receive the most FSM touching - thus placing them on a pedestal in His eyes. That and the fact you live with the Danes who are descended from Vikings and therefore closer to Pirates them most you are much more fortunate then those here who are yet to accept the one true God into their hearts.

[Deuteronomy]

burn baby burn

You follow an other God than our Lord. Do you even know what happens to someone who does such a thing?

Deuteronomy 7:4 For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.

Repent sinner and turn to Jesus before you are eternally doomed....Uuups too late

[Jo Freddie]

Re: burn baby burn

You follow an other God than our Lord. Do you even know what happens to someone who does such a thing?

Yes they get a Heaven with a Beer Volcano and fantastic Strippers.