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  • GodsManInNorway
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2010
    • 1

    #1

    I'm in and Gods wrath will follow me!

    Praise be, I found my fellow belivers! I can't help to laugh when I think about all you others who are on your way to Hell! Hehehe!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: I'm in and Gods wrath will follow me!

    Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    It must be sheer hell livingin the frozen tundra up there with all the penguins and the reindeer rapists.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • WinnerNotSinner
      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 951

      #3
      Re: I'm in and Gods wrath will follow me!

      Welcome friend What's your favourite Bible verse?
      I hope the homersexual trend hasn't spread over the border from Sweden.
      6
      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: I'm in and Gods wrath will follow me!

        Originally posted by GodsManInNorway View Post
        Praise be, I found my fellow belivers! I can't help to laugh when I think about all you others who are on your way to Hell! Hehehe!
        Amen! One of the great joys of Heaven is that we can still watch the torture of the damned, and mock them. That is real justice.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Benedict A. Davis
          Winning Souls in his Winnebago
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 3900

          #5
          Re: I'm in and Gods wrath will follow me!

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          Amen! One of the great joys of Heaven is that we can still watch the torture of the damned, and mock them. That is real justice.
          You do mean after showing them the way through the Word I hope.
          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #6
            Re: I'm in and Gods wrath will follow me!

            Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
            You do mean after showing them the way through the Word I hope.
            I guess it wouldn't hurt to spread the word to people frying in Hell, just for old times sake. But they had their chance in life.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • Dirk
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1425

              #7
              Re: I'm in and Gods wrath will follow me!

              Originally posted by GodsManInNorway View Post
              Praise be, I found my fellow belivers! I can't help to laugh when I think about all you others who are on your way to Hell! Hehehe!
              Hello reindeer raper, welcome to our lovely forum.

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