Holy Greetings, from Texas

[Austin Strait]

Dear Brothers and Sisters of this great page. My name is Austin, I pledge myself forward to be accepted in your flock to praise Jesus and discover more perspectives and teaching of his great name.

I realize I have already posted in the forums before posting this introduction. But I could not contain myself, I chanced upon a thread filled with homosexuals praising a Gay-promoting evil game, and I had to put them in their place. For flouting the rules I am sorry. My punishment is deserved, but I pray you will still let me be a part of this great community.

[Felicity]

Re: Holy Greetings, from Texas

@Austin Strait Welcome! Can you perhaps tell a little more? Where are you from? How much do you love Jesus?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Holy Greetings, from Texas

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself and your church.

How did you come to find Jesus? What are some of your favorite verses in His Holy Word?

[Austin Strait]

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Well I was born in Newnan, Georgia. My parents were both strict christians attending the First Baptist Church in Newnan. And raised me the right way for the path to salvation. While I am ashamed to say I did not follow it at first, choosing the path of a soldier, it was during the first Gulf War, in the Desert that I found Jesus and let him into my heart. He protected me and delivered me to safety.

Ever since I have devoted most of my life to him, having to compete for love with my 2 kids, Alan (aged 9) and Sharlene (aged 14).

While I was late to the flock, I hope in my heart I am accepted. I was young and foolish before I became a man and gave my soul to God.

As for scriptures, the one that stands out for me would have to be
Luke 18:43
43 And immediately he received his sight, and followed him, glorifying God: and all the people, when they saw it, gave praise unto God.

I feel in a way this was me. As a young boy I was blind to God, but out there in the desert I received my sight. And followed God, glorifying and praising him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So you were in Desert Storm, huh? What company were you with? How many islamofascists did you send to hell for Jesus?

[Austin Strait]

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I was a young Corporal in the 3rd Armored Division, Originally stationed to defend Saudi Arabia, then we moved in to kick the islamofascists out of Kuwait. I do not have any 'confirmed kills' A lot of the battles I happened to be in took place at night, during the chaos and confusion I was merely firing at rows of distant flashing lights I knew to be the enemy.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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I was a young Corporal in the 3rd Armored Division, Originally stationed to defend Saudi Arabia, then we moved in to kick the islamofascists out of Kuwait. I do not have any 'confirmed kills' A lot of the battles I happened to be in took place at night, during the chaos and confusion I was merely firing at rows of distant flashing lights I knew to be the enemy.

That kind of confirmed doesn't matter. You were in the US Army not the Me Army right?
I have to ask, what is your political persuasion and can you tell me in 20 words or less why GW Bush should have been made President for Life?

[Austin Strait]

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That kind of confirmed doesn't matter. You were in the US Army not the Me Army right?
I have to ask, what is your political persuasion and can you tell me in 20 words or less why GW Bush should have been made President for Life?

Yes definitely the US Army. We just started off defending Saudi Arabia because of the vast Oil Fields America had sworn not to let fall into the hands of the Islamofacists in Iraq.

About politics, I believe it can be dangerous ground to discuss, I confess to being a Republican. But I'd prefer not to discuss it further, Lest it drive divides between potential friends on this site.

I hope you'll understand brother, I am new here and wish to play it safe.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Yes definitely the US Army. We just started off defending Saudi Arabia because of the vast Oil Fields America had sworn not to let fall into the hands of the Islamofacists in Iraq.

About politics, I believe it can be dangerous ground to discuss, I confess to being a Republican. But I'd prefer not to discuss it further, Lest it drive divides between potential friends on this site.

I hope you'll understand brother, I am new here and wish to play it safe.

Who could complain about discussing the GOP, it means God's Own Party in these parts, so it fits in with Bible Study.

[Austin Strait]

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In that case brother, George Bush in my eyes, was the true American leader under god. Unlike more recent **ahem** supposed "Christian leaders"

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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About politics, I believe it can be dangerous ground to discuss, I confess to being a Republican. But I'd prefer not to discuss it further, Lest it drive divides between potential friends on this site.

Godless, liberal atheist "friends" is an oxymormon.

[HTannor]

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A lot of the battles I happened to be in took place at night, during the chaos and confusion I was merely firing at rows of distant flashing lights I knew to be the enemy.

Please don't be modest, Austin. Since it's a well-known fact that mudslimes tend to flock together, we can safely assume that each flashing light you shot at was a group of them.

Since you shot at more than one light, I am willing to credit you with 50 kills. Not including a bunch of flea-ridden camels. Well done, soldier. I hope they pinned a medal on you.

About politics, I believe it can be dangerous ground to discuss, I confess to being a Republican. But I'd prefer not to discuss it further, Lest it drive divides between potential friends on this site.

Don't be hesitant to share your views.

One a scale of 1 to 10, with that massachusetts morman as a 1, and our Godly Sister Sarah as a 10, it shouldn't be too difficult for you to admit to being in the high 9's.

[Deuteronomy]

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Yes definitely the US Army. We just started off defending Saudi Arabia because of the vast Oil Fields America had sworn not to let fall into the hands of the Islamofacists in Iraq.

About politics, I believe it can be dangerous ground to discuss, I confess to being a Republican. But I'd prefer not to discuss it further, Lest it drive divides between potential friends on this site.

I hope you'll understand brother, I am new here and wish to play it safe.

You should not be afraid to stand up and proudly declare your support for Sarah Palin, Ron Poul, Ran Poul, Michelle Bachman and Ross Perot. They all speak with the holy spirit. Of cause if you're a goodfornothing RINO, maybe you should hold your tongue.

[Austin Strait]

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I thank you for the praise brothers. Never before have I encountered a place of such great people such as yourselves.

[Austin Strait]

Re: Holy Greetings, from Texas

You should not be afraid to stand up and proudly declare your support for Sarah Palin, Ron Poul, Ran Poul, Michelle Bachman and Ross Perot. They all speak with the holy spirit. Of cause if you're a goodfornothing RINO, maybe you should hold your tongue.

Now I have observed the views of this site, I can say without fear of persecution that I do indeed support the likes of Sarah Palin. I was merely playing it safe. I did not want to force potentially unwanted political values onto others.