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  • NoelleKohler
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 28

    #1

    Hello dear friends

    My name is Noelle Kohler. I am currently residing in Alexandria, Virginia and go to First Baptist Church. I went to this church from the time I was born until I was about six when my parents decided not to attend anymore. However, at the age of 15 I decided that it would be right to go back to church. Two years later, at the age of 17, I found myself being saved.

    It has been five years since I was saved and my life could not get any better. I attend church every Sunday. I have not missed a session since I started going 7 years ago.

    Three years ago, I met my husband at First Baptist Church. He was new to Virginia at the time and was getting into our church. He is very devoted into attending every Sunday and he makes sure that we are up at least three hours early in order to go. We both pray countless times throughout the day and we are currently expecting a new Soldier for God.
    Isaiah 53:5
    "But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed."
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Hello dear friends

    Amen! Do you have your husband's permission to be here? What is the best pie you bake him?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • NoelleKohler
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2010
      • 28

      #3
      Re: Hello dear friends

      Yes, sir. I do have his permission. He is currently sitting beside me to assure that I do not go on any inappropriate sites, which, I would never do. That would be a disgrace to God.

      I took classes in the culinary area on my husbands request. I am able to make him apple, pumpkin, blueberry, and anything else he asks for. He gets a pie every night for desert depending on what he is in the mood for. His favorite is rhubarb.
      Isaiah 53:5
      "But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed."

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      • WinnerNotSinner
        Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 951

        #4
        Re: Hello dear friends

        Praise the Lord another blessed soul has found us! Does your husband have to discipline you regularly, or are you a good girl?
        6
        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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        • NoelleKohler
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2010
          • 28

          #5
          Re: Hello dear friends

          I am a good girl, sir. I make sure that dinner is on the table every night when my husband returns home from work. The only time I get disciplined is when I am late on getting dinner on the table or when I do not have the ingredients for the pie that he wishes for. The house is always being cleaned so that my husband does not have to come home to a messy house.
          Isaiah 53:5
          "But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed."

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          • WinnerNotSinner
            Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 951

            #6
            Re: Hello dear friends

            You sound like good Christian woman to me. Feel free to have a look around the forums where you'll find many like-minded, friendly individuals.
            6
            A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
            "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

            Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
            If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

            GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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            • NoelleKohler
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2010
              • 28

              #7
              Re: Hello dear friends

              Thank you, sir. I am looking forward to being a part of this site and adding more onto my knowledge so that I can provide a good household for my husband and for God's new Soldier.
              Isaiah 53:5
              "But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed."

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: Hello dear friends

                Welcome Noelle, Tell your husband you seem like a nice lady. Ask him how many sons you have born for Jesus Christ.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • NoelleKohler
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 28

                  #9
                  Re: Hello dear friends

                  Mr. Hutchins, this is our first child and he is praying for a son constantly, as am I. When we attend services on Sunday, we have others pray as well.
                  Isaiah 53:5
                  "But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed."

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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #10
                    Re: Hello dear friends

                    Dear friend:

                    I welcome you in Christ's abundant love, and I hope you will forgive me for my late response.

                    I used to live in Alexandria, VA, and I still have family back there. Where in Alexandria do you live?
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                    • NoelleKohler
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 28

                      #11
                      Re: Hello dear friends

                      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                      Dear friend:

                      I welcome you in Christ's abundant love, and I hope you will forgive me for my late response.

                      I used to live in Alexandria, VA, and I still have family back there. Where in Alexandria do you live?

                      Thank you Pastor Isaac. I am near Old Town. Where about is your family from, if that is not too forward of me to ask, Pastor?
                      Isaiah 53:5
                      "But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed."

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