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  • hellawaits
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2010
    • 2

    #1

    hello!

    my name is sheila and I am 19 years old. I'm new here!
  • Brother Zebachiah
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2010
    • 11

    #2
    Re: hello!

    Hello, I will welcome you, but you see I don't seem to understand your avatar. Maybe you're one of those trolls who is only here to be so edgy with your "cool" screen name.

    I don't appreciate it one bit.

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: hello!

      Originally posted by hellawaits View Post
      my name is sheila and I am 19 years old. I'm new here!
      If you're damned and you know it clap your hands! *clap, clap*
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: hello!

        That isn't much of an introduction.

        Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Dirk
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 1425

          #5
          Re: hello!

          Originally posted by hellawaits View Post
          my name is sheila and I am 19 years old. I'm new here!
          Hello there

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #6
            Re: hello!

            Hi Shelia, how many sons have you produced for Jesus?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #7
              Re: hello!

              Originally posted by hellawaits View Post
              my name is sheila and I am 19 years old. I'm new here!
              Are you a Christian, Sheila? If so, how much do you love Jesus? If not, why do you want to go to Hell?
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Younghotgirl
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2010
                • 12

                #8
                Re: hello!

                Originally posted by hellawaits View Post
                my name is sheila and I am 19 years old. I'm new here!
                Hi! I'm also new here. Are you going to college in Iowa now too? Maybe we can be roommates.

                I'm worried that I'll be matched up with an unsaved person who doesn't love jesus and is hot for infidels

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