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  • Brother Leone Jenkins
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    Forum Member
    • Sep 2007
    • 3

    #1

    Brother Leone Jerkins here

    Bj Tabor sent me here. Howdy everyone!!!!

    And sorry about those statues Zek, Jeb or whoever owned that place we TORE APPART for JESUS last THURSDAY!!! ROCK AND ROLL!!!

    It wasn't my fault.
  • Brother Leone Jenkins
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    Forum Member
    • Sep 2007
    • 3

    #2
    Re: Brother Leone Jerkins here

    Oh about myself!

    I am Leone Jerkins, I live in Freehold Iowa. I am on the sercurity detail (BJ Tabor is my boss, Hi BJ) my favorite weapon is an M60 or the Colt CAW, though BJ won't let me use one in Freehold. I'm a brone tither at Landover!

    Praise Jesus everyone!

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: Brother Leone Jerkins here

      Greeting Brother and WELCOME to GOD'S Favorite Forum. I'm sure you will enjoy yourself here.

      Lve, Sister Thumper
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      • Brother Leone Jenkins
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        Forum Member
        • Sep 2007
        • 3

        #4
        Re: Brother Leone Jerkins here

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        Greeting Brother and WELCOME to GOD'S Favorite Forum. I'm sure you will enjoy yourself here.

        Lve, Sister Thumper

        Thanks Sister Thumper,

        You’ve probably never meet me because the Pastors won’t let me on Sunday Service Detail after I shot Sister Mary-Sue’s dogs in church a few years back for biting Pastor Garvin on the ankle . Aren’t you the one that lives out on Our Creator’s Lane with all those Mexican gardeners with no shirts on in the yard? Every time we’re up around that place Bobby-Joe insists on slowing down and “keeping and eye on those Mexicans”. Beats the hell out of my why, maybe he doesn’t trust guys with their shirts off.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Brother Leone Jerkins here

          Originally posted by Brother Leone Jenkins View Post
          Thanks Sister Thumper,

          You’ve probably never meet me because the Pastors won’t let me on Sunday Service Detail after I shot Sister Mary-Sue’s dogs in church a few years back for biting Pastor Garvin on the ankle . Aren’t you the one that lives out on Our Creator’s Lane with all those Mexican gardeners with no shirts on in the yard? Every time we’re up around that place Bobby-Joe insists on slowing down and “keeping and eye on those Mexicans”. Beats the hell out of my why, maybe he doesn’t trust guys with their shirts off.
          Sister Thumper always seems to get her servants worked up into a sweat. I always wonder at the state of their undress when I pop over for an unannounced visit. I can't count the number of times that I've caught one of her nigra boys running out of her bedroom frantically throwing their clothes on, out of respect for me being a Pastor and her fiance.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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