I find myself doubting, and in search of answers

[NorthStar]

Hi.

I stumbled on your little corner of the internet, via an article in a national newspaper, concerning 8 reasons why god hates Denmark(That article had the entire nation laughing for two days straight, then everyone forgot about it!)

I've been sneak peaking here for a few days, and first and foremost i'd like to say hi!

Soo .... HI!

[HTannor]

Re: I find myself doubting, and in search of answers

Since our reasons for hating denmark are deadly serious, it follows that the only nation laughing would be that godless state. The lack of other newspapers around the world covering this "news" indicates a tacit agreement by the rest of the planet.

[NorthStar]

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I wont get in to that HTannor. That kinda speaks for it self, and really has nothing to do with why I'm here.

First and foremost, i would just like to know if you all are deadly serious? I'm mean do you practice what you preach every day, or is it all internet fronts? I mean it seems to me it must be a somewhat grueling existence to spent each waking moment fearing damnation and eternal torment in the fiery pits of perdition?

[GOD=life]

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it must be a somewhat grueling existence to spent each waking moment fearing damnation and eternal torment in the fiery pits of perdition?

We don't fear damnation and eternal torment, because we are Saved.

We want to make others aware of the risks of their lifestyle choices so that they can become Saved too.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I walk the streets of Freehold everyday and feel the warmth and comfort of knowing I will have eternal bliss.

I can understand why someone without the background of KJV 1611 might experience doubt. It is not necessary to feel this. Give yourself up to Jesus.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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@ North Star

Maybe someday you will set yourself apart from your abominable countrymen by accepting Jesus and giving up sodomy. We will be here for you when you are ready.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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First and foremost, i would just like to know if you all are deadly serious?

Would we put so much effort into studying and preaching the Bible and glorifying God if we weren't?

I mean it seems to me it must be a somewhat grueling existence to spent each waking moment fearing damnation and eternal torment in the fiery pits of perdition?

Yes, it must be. Praise God that He has saved us.

1 John 4:18: There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love.

1 John 5:13: These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.

[James Hutchins]

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I wont get in to that HTannor. That kinda speaks for it self, and really has nothing to do with why I'm here.

First and foremost, i would just like to know if you all are deadly serious? I'm mean do you practice what you preach every day, or is it all internet fronts? I mean it seems to me it must be a somewhat grueling existence to spent each waking moment fearing damnation and eternal torment in the fiery pits of perdition?

I am deadly serious. To even infer otherwise is like spitting in the eyes of baby Jesus. Just because you hate God like almost all denmarkians do, does not mean you can come on to OUR website and spew your racist comments. I eat, sleep and live according to the KJV1611 Bible. All the parts I like, all the parts I dislike. It is God's instruction manual for living. He created man, who am I to second guess even a tiny bit. To not follow His word exactly is hypocritical.

[ImonaBoat]

Re: I find myself doubting, and in search of answers

QUICK! LEAVE HERE! FLEE FROM THE SINGLE-MINDED HATRED AND SEARCH FOR THE TRUE ANSWERS! GOOGLE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND LEARN OF HIS NOODLEY GOODNESS!!!1!11!one!!1

[NorthStar]

Re: I find myself doubting, and in search of answers

In the words of the venerable slayer, i will take my leave you, sir's.
I wholeheartedly disagree with your very exsitence, and that goes for the sorry lot of you.

Drones since the dawn of time
Compelled to live your sheltered lives
Not once has anyone ever seen
Such a rise of pure hypocracy
I'll instigate I'll free your mind
I'll show you what I've known all this time

God HATES Us All, God HATES Us All
You know it's true God hates this place
You know it's true he hates this race

Homicide-Suicide
Hate heals, you should try it sometime
Strive for Peace with acts of war
The beauty of death we all adore
I have no faith distracting me
I know why your prayers will never be answered

God HATES Us All; God HATES Us All
He Fuckin' hates me

Pessimist, Terrorist targeting the next mark
Global chaos feeding on hysteria
Cut throat, slit your wrist, shoot you in the back fair game
Drug abuse, self abuse searching for the next high
Sounds a lot like hell is spreading all the time
I'm waiting for the day the whole world fucking dies

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow

Man made virus infecting the world
Self-destruct human time bomb
What if there is no God would you think the fuckin' same
Wasting your life in a leap of blind faith
Wake the fuck up can't ignore what I say
I got my own philosophy

I hate everyone equally
You can't tear that out of me
No segregation -separation
Just me in my world of enemies

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow
I'll never be the one to bear the cross-disciple

I hope you'll be happy whereever the afterlife sends you. I'll certainly enjoy myself, in the Halls of Odin, the one-eyed king of the northlands.

[GOD=life]

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QUICK! LEAVE HERE! FLEE FROM THE SINGLE-MINDED HATRED AND SEARCH FOR THE TRUE ANSWERS! GOOGLE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND LEARN OF HIS NOODLEY GOODNESS!!!1!11!one!!1

Interesting words from someone who claimed to believe in God just earlier...

Maybe you can drop the "I am Christian" act?

[GOD=life]

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In the words of the venerable slayer, i will take my leave you, sir's.
I wholeheartedly disagree with your very exsitence, and that goes for the sorry lot of you.

Right. And you just came in here to say "Hi!", right friend.

You failed to mention that you actually came here to force your bigoted views down our throats.

I will pray for you

[Jo Freddie]

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Interesting words from someone who claimed to believe in God just earlier...

Maybe you can drop the "I am Christian" act?

He was presented with a choice between your religion of fear and hate and the true religion of our Lord and Creator, he chose the TRUTH.

When on one side, you have a Hell filled with burning lakes of fire that most people are told they will spend eternity in, and the only pleasure those that make it to heaven is to watch the suffering of others. On the other side you have a Heaven with a Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory, both tailored to you needs and desires, Even those that do not believe will get to Heaven eventually, and those who have not lead a life of good intent can also enter Heaven once they have served their time in the service industries and accepted the error of their ways.

There is no eternal damnation, it is only sick people, like those in your Church who look forward to savouring the suffering of others, that would think such a place was a good idea. It is not the kind of thing an intelligent Creator would do.

[GOD=life]

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like those in your Church who look forward to savouring the suffering of others

On the contrary: we try to encourage them to come to Heaven with us. If that isn't the ultimate in love, I don't know what is.

that would think such a place was a good idea

That's like saying I think it's a good idea that people die when they jump from a skyscraper without a parachute.

God gave us the metaphorical parachute: He sent his ONLY son to die several days for us.

So basically, you're saying that something is wrong with Christians because they say "if you don't wear a parachute, you'll go SPLAT".

No, we can't just do whatever we like and pretend there aren't consequences to our choices. Both in the physical sense and in the spiritual sense.

It is not the kind of thing an intelligent Creator would do.

The intelligent Creator would give us freedom and insight to choose to wear a parachute.

Perhaps you've heard of the Darwin Awards?

That's the kind of award you should get when you reject God.

[Jo Freddie]

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No, we can't just do whatever we like and pretend there aren't consequences to our choices. Both in the physical sense and in the spiritual sense.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster does warn us that there are consequences for living a life without good intent, and while making those people working the service of others, he does not turn them into a sadistic floor show like your church would like us to believe.

The Book of Jeff
Chapter 3

1 “Since we have no real Hell or negative afterlife location, the saviour will have nothing to do with saving our souls.
2 But that doesn't mean you get off easy and can be a dick.
3 And you won't be saved just by believing in him and accepting his authority.
4 You gotta do some good deeds too.

Muellers I
a letter to the Macaronians

28 Well-meaning non-believers will arrive as wait-staff, with fair labour conditions,
29 and may eventually be promoted into upper management positions.
30 There will exist, however, no corruption among them.
31 During their time off, they will have access to the pleasures of Heaven if they did harm unto no one.
32 If they were inconsiderate, or broke the Flimsy Moral Standards by judging others and holding others in contempt for behavior which was none of their business, they will have to pay, and be limited in what they can enjoy.
33 Especially nasty people will become the dishwashers and trash-collectors of Heaven.

34 Those who have committed great sin, crime, and harm during their time among the living will find their job assignments especially nasty,
35 their wages insultingly low,
36 their benefits almost non-existent,
37 their time off especially short,
38 their beer flat,
39 their strippers homely,
40 and their pasta cold and flavorless.
41 They will have no room for advancement for many millennia.

42 Lastly are those who did irreparable large-scale harm to the lives of others; they will be treated most harshly.
43 The tyrants, the conquerors, the despots, the otherwise greedy and sickeningly unfair; all these will be made to bow down to those whom they harmed.
44 Though they will not boil in eternal torment, there will be no end to their subservience.
45 Our Heavenly Glob instilled in them the same sense of right and wrong that He gave to others,
46 and these people willfully chose to ignore it.
47 For them, unkindness in return awaits.

An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife

2 It is my contention that a loving God of any kind would not Damn someone to Hell.
3 Darning them to Heck would be a problem for a supposedly intelligent creator.
4 Lakes of fire, boiling waters, sauces, etc, aren't a good choice.

The IS NO Hell as you understand Hell. For your version of Hell is the product of a sick and warped mind.