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Dearest Members of the Landover Baptist Church.
I am truly sorry for having been so rude to not introduce myself properly.
It's just that I found myself in such good God blessed company that I merely forgot, but my God Fearing good Christian husband, who is monitoring my every second on the internet, reminded me so hard with his leather belt, that I will never forget how to behave again (or be able to sit down in the near future.)
From the moment I was born and until about 12 years ago I was doomed to go to Hell. Several reasons caused this:
I was born in Denmark.
My parents were both atheists.
They chose to name me Helle. (Talk about being doomed from birth.)
Through my teenage years I felt like something important in my life was missing, and with Denmark being full of homers and all other sorts of unsaved trash, I didn't really understand this feeling.
On my 18th birthday I got a package from my GrandMother (God bless her resting soul), who I had never gotten a chance to meet. She died while my mother was carrying me.
In this package was a book (KJV Bible) and a short letter with an adress. The letter said, that if I felt lost in any way, which she assumed I would knowing her son and my mother, I should begin reading this specific book, and go to the adress (which, I was later told, turned out to be one of the only two baptist churches in Denmark to follow God's Holy Word of the KJV1611 Bible) as soon as possible. The letter ended with this scripture;
When I turned 20 I was ready to truly repent all of my sins and be baptized, and on that occasion I also got a new name; Christina.
I spent the next 3 years learning how to become a perfect Christian wife for a future husband. I have now been married for 8 years with a good Christian man I met at church. We have 7 children, 2 girls and 5 boys, 2 of them are twins.
All of the children are homeschooled and I have already started giving my girls (3 and 6 years old) extra lessons in how to behave, serve, clean and cook to keep their future husbands happy.
Feel free to ask me if I have left something out.
Praise the Lord!
YIC
DenmarkianLady
I am truly sorry for having been so rude to not introduce myself properly.
It's just that I found myself in such good God blessed company that I merely forgot, but my God Fearing good Christian husband, who is monitoring my every second on the internet, reminded me so hard with his leather belt, that I will never forget how to behave again (or be able to sit down in the near future.)
From the moment I was born and until about 12 years ago I was doomed to go to Hell. Several reasons caused this:
I was born in Denmark.
My parents were both atheists.
They chose to name me Helle. (Talk about being doomed from birth.)
Through my teenage years I felt like something important in my life was missing, and with Denmark being full of homers and all other sorts of unsaved trash, I didn't really understand this feeling.
On my 18th birthday I got a package from my GrandMother (God bless her resting soul), who I had never gotten a chance to meet. She died while my mother was carrying me.
In this package was a book (KJV Bible) and a short letter with an adress. The letter said, that if I felt lost in any way, which she assumed I would knowing her son and my mother, I should begin reading this specific book, and go to the adress (which, I was later told, turned out to be one of the only two baptist churches in Denmark to follow God's Holy Word of the KJV1611 Bible) as soon as possible. The letter ended with this scripture;
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. Mark 16:16
This was how I got to know and love Jesus. When I turned 20 I was ready to truly repent all of my sins and be baptized, and on that occasion I also got a new name; Christina.
I spent the next 3 years learning how to become a perfect Christian wife for a future husband. I have now been married for 8 years with a good Christian man I met at church. We have 7 children, 2 girls and 5 boys, 2 of them are twins.
All of the children are homeschooled and I have already started giving my girls (3 and 6 years old) extra lessons in how to behave, serve, clean and cook to keep their future husbands happy.
The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed. Titus 2:3-5
That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed. Titus 2:3-5
I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully.Timothy 5:14
We attend church several times a week and always pay our tithes, which by the way made us wonder if we should be paying tithes to your fine church too? It is after all God's Favorite Church. We could arrange to give them to the God Fearing True Christian™ Mr. Danish Prune, and then he can pass them on to Freehold?Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour. Romans 13:5-7
My favorite bible verse is Revelation 1:8 because it reminds me of what life is all about. For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour. Romans 13:5-7
Feel free to ask me if I have left something out.
Praise the Lord!
YIC
DenmarkianLady
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