[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

It depends on how you define the word protestant.

I define a True Christian(tm) as one who follows Gods word to the T. That is: Don't pray to Mary; Don't share sexual secrets with a man in a black shirt; Don't splash water in the face of unsuspecting babies; Don't allow atheists to become priests; Don't allow women to become priests; Don't allow homersexuals to become priests; And don't allow atheist lesbian women to become priests. Are you getting my drift?

But yes, Luther hopefully burns in hell. But he was right about the thing that he did hate Jews.

Oh yes, it was no coincidence that the Nazis timed the Krystallnacht to take place on the eve before Luther's birthday. Thanks for giving me an opportunity to restore an old post of mine.

And before you get any funny ideas: Landover is not to be associated with the Mary-hailing Euro-trash Nutsy scumbags.

[Hotjer]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

What a load of whining. Are you one of these whiney eurotrash hippie emo retardeds?

When I asked you to tell us about yourself, I meant about how you came to Christ, but it sounds like you have yet to accept His sweet cleansing blood.

Have you started reading the Holy KJV1611 Bible as I suggested? We are still waiting for your Tithe, son.

Maybe I was, but the Lord showed mercy upon me and I accepted the gift now, I was ready, but of course I do indead need to learn a lot of things before I can call myself a True Christian.

And yes, I started to read the holy bible KJV1611.

And most Danish protestants don't believe in God. If they were any less Christian, they'd be Episcopalians.

Yes it is correct that most Danish protestants don't believe in God, however that it because most of them are protestant due to traditions. This also means the amount of true protestants are pathetic low, and even they can call themself True Christians.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

What a load of whining. Are you one of these whiney eurotrash hippie emo retardeds?

When I asked you to tell us about yourself, I meant about how you came to Christ, but it sounds like you have yet to accept His sweet cleansing blood.

Have you started reading the Holy KJV1611 Bible as I suggested? We are still waiting for your Tithe, son.

[Hotjer]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

In the meantime, why not tell us more about yourself. Your age, background, and details of your past sinful behaviors would be a good place to start. Also, hit that Paypal button today, so we can set you up with a Tithing schedule. Don't try and rob Jesus.

Of course, I should tell you a bit about myself, here we go.

I'm 19 years old and lived the first 6 years of my life in a village with a good atmosphere. However after 6 year in the peacful place where everyone felt so good, one of my friend did by accident - most has been Lord's will - set fire to my room and it burned down. We had to move to another place now, and so did the most families with children.

Maybe it was a test from the Lord himself, after the accident I had a hard time learning to write and read - the teacher said I was stupid and I did rely on physical strenght, it was easier than speaking with them because I also began to lack behind the others when it came to speak proporly.

I did what I could, my mother too, and after 3½ years I was back on the rails again, and better than most pupils in my grade. I learned to control my mad angre by playing chess... well the 40 medals and 15 pokals looks very nice when you look at them now.

In many years I was a good person, however I did one bad thing which I still reget. There was this girl who loved me so much, I did not love her but I could atleast be her friend, but I didn't. I chosed to ignore her and it did result in suicide! I prayed inside myself that the Lord would show mercy to this girl, especialy when she wasn't emo!

From there my sinful nature began to grow. I Had sex with many girls at the same age as me, I accepted the existence of mostly any kind of person, I even befriended satanic people and was facinated by their way! But I did never cross the line and converted to their sinful nature. I did a lot of stupid thing, but then the Lord forced me into the accident with the car and I saw the light, he offered me a place in Heaven if I would follow the right way of justice.

You're wrong - dead wrong. Most Danish people are Lutherans - and a Lutheran is nothing but a poor man's Catholic, the unwanted stepchildren of the Catholic Church, snake oil men without glamour, Mary-hailers without fish-hats.

It depends on how you define the word protestant. Lutherans are one teaching of christianity and Protestants are a lot of teaching of christianity. Denmark declared themself Protestants at the reformation in 1536 which was very inspired by the way that Luther taught other people.
But yes, Luther hopefully burns in hell. But he was right about the thing that he did hate Jews.


Wuhu!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Few weeks ago I saw the light on the Internet homepage www.warcraft3.dk with a link too your site.

I see you're a Dane. I hope you've enraged a lot of Mudslums today. You've already posted some scripture, so fancy posting your favourite Moo-Ham-Head cartoon.

I'm very sure that our bible follow the Byzantine version and not the Alexandrian, which effectively means that the Danish bible also follow TR and MT because most Danish christian people are protestants.

And most Danish protestants don't believe in God. If they were any less Christian, they'd be Episcopalians.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Brother Prune, do you mean there's a version of the Bible that doesn't say you should chop off your man-berries for Jesus?

Pardon my manners, Sister, I should have explained.

The previous Danish Bible from 1907 did in fact tell True Christians™ to become eunuchs for Christ - but the current authorized version was perverted by a sect known as Inner Mission and says "unqualified" instead of "eunuch".

The Danish Bible wants you to make yourself "unqualified for the kingdom of heaven" - that's as perfect a description of LOOTERANS as I've ever heard.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Brother Prune, do you mean there's a version of the Bible that doesn't say you should chop off your man-berries for Jesus?

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

I'm very sure that our bible follow the Byzantine version and not the Alexandrian, which effectively means that the Danish bible also follow TR and MT

Friend, drop to your knees and thank JESUS, because He brought you to His favorite church before the lies of Inner Mission were able to irrevocably sway you too far from the narrow path.

According to their own propaganda (Danish text) the Danish Bible is based on the Codex Sinaiticus and the Codex Vaticanus. The name alone, Codex Vaticanus, should make any True Christian(tm) throw up a little in his mouth.

Of course that's only the beginning - Inner Mission throws in a lot from the Septuagint whenever it serves their dark master's purpose, and when everything else fails, they'll lie through their false teeth.

One example should suffice. Read Matthew 19:12 and compare with God's own word:

Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

That's Baby Jesus telling you how to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, Amen, but read your Danish Bible - and let it be THE LAST TIME you read it - and see how the Devil's cohorts have twisted Our Redeemer's message in order to lead you away from Guaranteed Salvation®

because most Danish christian people are protestants. Am I wrong?

You're wrong - dead wrong. Most Danish people are Lutherans - and a Lutheran is nothing but a poor man's Catholic, the unwanted stepchildren of the Catholic Church, snake oil men without glamour, Mary-hailers without fish-hats.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Hmm, I was certain that I did use www.biblegateway.com and not NIV. Even the footnotes (a,b,c) states that it is www.biblegateway.com! I do have a bible in Danish, which make me think that I don't need a bible in English?

So, a guy from Daneland, huh? You folks make those delicious pastries, so thanks for that.

Better get rid of all those false Bibles in foreign languages. God loves America, and He prefers the American language too.

I'd start reading and studying the ENTIRE KJV1611 Bible, son. Brother V has recently begun an excellent series entitled "Bible in a Year", which can serve as your study aid.

In the meantime, why not tell us more about yourself. Your age, background, and details of your past sinful behaviors would be a good place to start. Also, hit that Paypal button today, so we can set you up with a Tithing schedule. Don't try and rob Jesus.

Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.

Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Hotjer: I'm very sure that our bible follow the Byzantine version and not the Alexandrian, which effectively means that the Danish bible also follow TR and MT
I pray that you are right, friend. If that is indeed true, and if it can be proved that the translators were inspired by the Holy Ghost, then your Danish language Bible should be OK.

I can't read Danish, but the Danish language wikipedia article about the Danish Bible had links to articles about Alexandrian manuscripts and Apocrypha. However, I am all too aware that wikipedia is completely unreliable, because of zealots who are quick to reverse any factual corrections.

Hotjer: because most Danish christian people are protestants.
I can't speak for the Danish, but every English language Bible, other than than the KJV, is based on the Alexandrian manuscripts, NIV, NASB, Good News, NKVJ, all of them. KJV is the only one that is in the public domain. The rest are all copyrighted, and the copyrights are all held directly or indirectly by Harper Collins Publishing. Harper Collins Publishing also publishes gay sex manuals.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Hotjer]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Friend, Jesus compels me to inform you that the Baptist faith is not a Protestant one. Baptists have been persecuted by false Christians in the Catlicker church since Jesus walked the earth, friend. The Protestant faith also seeped out of the Catholic doctrine like pus from an infected sore. Lutherans, Anglicans, Mormons, Episcopalians etc are all infected with the catholic disease, only Baptists remain pure and bound for Heaven.

True, I did explain myself poorly again.
Of course I know that my fellow protestans doesn't belong to Heaven, but the bible we use is pretty much similiar too King Jame's bible because the translations comes from the same source. Correct me (again) if I'm wrong. Show me the right way!
Satanic Art Still Help.... Oh I'm tirred, to much satanic music from the neighboor, I'm going to roll around and convert other people to baptism or send them straight to hell like emos, lesbians and gays.

[Deaner]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Liberals don't get "love thy Nieghbor" they think it's talking about queers and followers of certain religions with a tendency to convert spontaniously-combusting people.

You got that right; there are people who abuse it. That parable is the whole reason darkies will sleep on their porch all day and expect me to toss ten dollar bills at them as I pass by. Just ain't gonna happen.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

I'm very sure that our bible follow the Byzantine version and not the Alexandrian, which effectively means that the Danish bible also follow TR and MT because most Danish christian people are protestants. Am I wrong?

Friend, Jesus compels me to inform you that the Baptist faith is not a Protestant one. Baptists have been persecuted by false Christians in the Catlicker church since Jesus walked the earth, friend. The Protestant faith also seeped out of the Catholic doctrine like pus from an infected sore. Lutherans, Anglicans, Mormons, Episcopalians etc are all infected with the catholic disease, only Baptists remain pure and bound for Heaven.

[Hotjer]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Throw your Danish Bible in the garbage. There is nothing wrong with the Danish language, but the Danish Bible is translated from the Satanic Alexandrian Texts and contains the false Apocrypha. The Textus Receptus (NT) and Masoratetic Text (OT) are the only legitimate source texts.

I'm very sure that our bible follow the Byzantine version and not the Alexandrian, which effectively means that the Danish bible also follow TR and MT because most Danish christian people are protestants. Am I wrong?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Hmm, I was certain that I did use www.biblegateway.com and not NIV. Even the footnotes (a,b,c) states that it is www.biblegateway.com! I do have a bible in Danish, which make me think that I don't need a bible in English?

Hello, friend.

Bible gateway has several versions on its site, and the hateful NIV is the default. When you use Bible gateway, make sure you have selected "King James Version".

You could also use this site for Bible study. It only has the KJV.

Throw your Danish Bible in the garbage. There is nothing wrong with the Danish language, but the Danish Bible is translated from the Satanic Alexandrian Texts and contains the false Apocrypha. The Textus Receptus (NT) and Masoratetic Text (OT) are the only legitimate source texts.

Pastor Billy-Reuben