New. Yippie.

[fuhennori]

But what I've seen on this forum so far........actually makes me want to shy away from Christianity just so you know.

But, whatever. Let's see what people say.

[Once was lost]

Re: New. Yippie.

Please introduce yourself properly and then I shall tell you what I think.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: New. Yippie.

Dear friend:

Don't you want to be our neighbor in Heaven?

[Justin Z]

Re: New. Yippie.

What do you mean? We quote things to the letter of the KJB.
We don't lie so if you want to "shy away" from Jesus. Then you can simultaneously go to hell.

[Levi Jones]

Re: New. Yippie.

But what I've seen on this forum so far........actually makes me want to shy away from Christianity just so you know.

But, whatever. Let's see what people say.

Listen pal, if you are having a hard time wrapping your brain around the idea of seas parting, two of every animal on a boat, flaming shrubs and snakes that talk, city walls falling from trumpet blasts, eating dung bread, virgin births, the dead rising from the grave and walking, Jesus riding a horse with a sword that protrudes from His mouth and etc., I don't believe you and I have much to talk about.

[fuhennori]

Re: New. Yippie.

I don't know exactly what you want to know. Maybe you want to know something I won't think of.

I'm 20. I'm a senior in college. I used to go to church. I live in the bible belt, and have met the most hypocritical christians within my family alone. (Oh I bet that's an infraction right there, but it's the truth and lying is a sin)

I'm usually I pretty relaxed person and can be friends with almost anyone, but I have a feeling that that may be a bit harder on these forums.

[Once was lost]

Re: New. Yippie.

Are your family members Catholic? That may be what's confusing you. A lot of people actually think Catholics are Christians. Please speak more clearly.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: New. Yippie.

I'm usually I pretty relaxed person and can be friends with almost anyone, but I have a feeling that that may be a bit harder on these forums.

We're actually very nice people. Why not give us a chance to show you our Christian love?

[fuhennori]

Re: New. Yippie.

They're not Catholics.

Most are Baptists.

Considering I've already received two infractions? Christians are supposed to be tolerant in the way that for saying what I think-I shouldn't get infractions. They should try to prove me wrong instead. Maybe I'm new to all this. Maybe I'm not, but with infractions so easily received, someone might be kept away from finding heaven someday.

And then again, maybe not. I don't know the future.

I had something else I was going to type, but that might be another infraction......or a bigger one. I don't know.

And Levi.........I was done talking at that point. Really I was.

So if I can still post this............goodbye. That's it for this forum.

I hope you know you just scared off someone you could've brought back to Christianity, but if this is how Christians act, Levi, I want no part of it.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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If you think that Christians are supposed to be tolerant, then please read this.

[Once was lost]

Re: New. Yippie.

Dear Lord please forgive this poor pitiful creature who refuses to seek the help of Landover Baptist Church. Please let him return so that he might see a light like I once saw when I was lost.

[Colin Cameron]

Re: New. Yippie.

But what I've seen on this forum so far........actually makes me want to shy away from Christianity just so you know.

But, whatever. Let's see what people say.

Welcome Fhennori, I too am new to this site.

[Jo Freddie]

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I don't know exactly what you want to know. Maybe you want to know something I won't think of.

I'm 20. I'm a senior in college. I used to go to church. I live in the bible belt, and have met the most hypocritical christians within my family alone. (Oh I bet that's an infraction right there, but it's the truth and lying is a sin)

I'm usually I pretty relaxed person and can be friends with almost anyone, but I have a feeling that that may be a bit harder on these forums.

You need to learn the lesions that life has been trying to teach you, christianity is not about truth and love, it is about fear and control.
You are in search of answers and I can help you find them. Answers that lead to a better happier life and the knowledge of a wonderful Heaven that awaits you once you have completed your journey in this world, a Heaven with your very own Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory tailored to your needs and desires.

Reject the hate filled words of their bible and accept the Truth of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, our Lord and Creator. Read the True Gospel and The Loose Canon, details of how to find these below, you will learn that our creator is truly a wonderful being and you do not need to go through live fearing eternal damnation in non-existent lakes of sulfurous fire.

[Levi Jones]

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You need to learn the lesions that life has been trying to teach you, christianity is not about truth and love, it is about fear and control.
You are in search of answers and I can help you find them. Answers that lead to a better happier life and the knowledge of a wonderful Heaven that awaits you once you have completed your journey in this world, a Heaven with your very own Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory tailored to your needs and desires.

Reject the hate filled words of their bible and accept the Truth of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, our Lord and Creator. Read the True Gospel and The Loose Canon, details of how to find these below, you will learn that our creator is truly a wonderful being and you do not need to go through live fearing eternal damnation in non-existent lakes of sulfurous fire.

Oh please, noodle head. Like anyone wants to hear that message? People want to feel bad about themselves.

That's why almost all false Christians reject the fact the the Bible says they are perfect if they just follow Christ like we do!

[Jo Freddie]

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Oh please, noodle head. Like anyone wants to hear that message? People want to feel bad about themselves.

NO!
YOU want people to feel bad about themselves.