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Hello to all my Jesus-Loving (PRAISE THE LORD!) friends out in the internets!!! Who loves Jesus? WE DO! I am a young PURE woman who is saving her special lady bits for marriage! No man will get near my baby factory until after a long drawn out ceremony and hours of drunken antics and cake eating! HALLELUJAH!
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Re: Hello Fellow Pure Jesus Freaks!
Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
How old are you? What's your name, girl?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hello Fellow Pure Jesus Freaks!
My name is Jennifer, I'm 23 and I attend Auburn Baptist Church in Maine! (We don't put up with homers and cripples!!!) I saw JESUS on a piece of toast that I made one day, he spoke to me and instructed me in the ways of the Lord!! PRAISE THE LORD!Comment
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Re: Hello Fellow Pure Jesus Freaks!
Hello,
As our Assist Jr. Youth Pastor, I feel it incumbent to tell you that I have studied the internet thoroughly. I find your catchphrase or meme about cake being a lie to be most unsettling. You might as well have thrown a flag up that you are a chantard.
GB2/b/. If you are using ancient catchphrases from some website, it shows you are not ready to accept the Word of the LORD.
Give it a few years.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Hello Fellow Pure Jesus Freaks!
This /b/ homer need to go back in hell. In my opinion, it is not possible to save your soul after visiting this Image board.
Browsing this website darken you soul for ever. Many people I used to call "friends" have been fooled into browsing this website. It is not to late for them.Comment
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But isn't this the only place I can learn to become a True Christian?Comment
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Re: Hello Fellow Pure Jesus Freaks!
Miss Scum,
Your special lady bits should not be mentioned! Do you discuss such things in your false church?
You aren't Catholic are you?
Look, I'm not saying you can't be truly saved, but you have a long way to go before you can be considered a TRUE CHRISTIAN, like me
First, do not question GOD'S soldiers. If they reprimand you they do so out of LOVE. Humble THYSELF woman!King James BibleGenesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.Comment
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Yes it is, but you have shown yourself to not be ready.Originally posted by NoLibScum View PostChristians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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