[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: Class Warrior has some questions

Barking dogs will certainly disrupt your prayers.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Class Warrior has some questions

BellieverInGod, my mommy is in Heaven and my daddy is in Hell, mostly because he couldn't cut it in church with all them hypocrites. Anyway, they "said" he was going to Hell, but maybe he is in Heaven with mom, for all I know. I hate to say it, but he'd probably rather be in Hell, the way my ma used to rag on him all the time. I tell ya, she makes Betty Bowers look like a novice. She had a day named after her in the church, and sat in the same pew for thirty-five years, bless her heart. I forgive you for your blasphemy, 'cause I know the Lord is watching over her. I'll be praying for you, count on it, so watch your sixes, if you know what I mean.

Still not buying it.

You come on here saying that you're attempting to commit ever sin in the Bible, now you're attempting to pass yourself off as a true christian? Oh and saying anything against your mom isn't blasphemy, unless you consider her a god; do you? It's going to take quite a bit for you to convince me you aren't a teenage troll on drugs.

Brothers, has the DOF file been started?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Class Warrior has some questions

You kinda lost me at the original post. What is going on in this thread?

Early onset dementia, if I'm not mistaken.

[ClassWarrior]

Re: Class Warrior has some questions

I wasn’t trying to “commit ever sin in the Bible”; I know what my limits are, and that’s way beyond my capability. I never said I was “a true christian”, either. I’m way too humble to call myself a True Christian, that’s God’s job. You’re putting words in my mouth, and I’m pretty sure God would get mighty awful upset if He’s listening, so be careful (not a threat). “Honor thy father and thy mother” saith the fifth of the Ten Commandments, so I’m simply defending their honor. Perhaps I did misuse the word blasphemy, maybe I should have said “self righteous assholiness” or “unforgivable rude, crude, and tasteless unfounded observations that are probably true of your own parents” but I didn’t, and I apologize for calling you a blasphemer. For all I know, you could be a slut, not even qualified to be a blasphemer, but I hope not. It would be better if you are a fat, ugly, adulterous pig than to be a slut, wouldn’t you agree? So when you get right down to it, being a blasphemer ain’t all that bad, eh? Maybe even better than working day and night for The Evil One, trying to discourage folks (like me) who are doing their best to be a good example and learn as much about being a True Christian as they can. Bless you, sister, you're in my prayers!

[BelieverInGod]

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I wasn’t trying to “commit ever sin in the Bible”; I know what my limits are, and that’s way beyond my capability. I never said I was “a true christian”, either. I’m way too humble to call myself a True Christian, that’s God’s job. You’re putting words in my mouth, and I’m pretty sure God would get mighty awful upset if He’s listening, so be careful (not a threat). “Honor thy father and thy mother” saith the fifth of the Ten Commandments, so I’m simply defending their honor. Perhaps I did misuse the word blasphemy, maybe I should have said “self righteous assholiness” or “unforgivable rude, crude, and tasteless unfounded observations that are probably true of your own parents” but I didn’t, and I apologize for calling you a blasphemer. For all I know, you could be a slut, not even qualified to be a blasphemer, but I hope not. It would be better if you are a fat, ugly, adulterous pig than to be a slut, wouldn’t you agree? So when you get right down to it, being a blasphemer ain’t all that bad, eh? Maybe even better than working day and night for The Evil One, trying to discourage folks (like me) who are doing their best to be a good example and learn as much about being a True Christian as they can. Bless you, sister, you're in my prayers!

atheists are always so angry.

Oh and you may want to look beside my name. I am a True Christian(TM) woman.

Anyway, how else was I supposed to take this quote

I was kinda checking out the Who Would Jesus Damn? stuff, just to see how far off I am from getting the recognition I deserve.

Drugs are bad, mkay? Don't do drugs.

[Nobar King]

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I think that guy had too many questions.