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  • #1

    Hello!

    Hello fellow true Christians! I have already been introduced to this forum by Talitha, and she recommended that I head over here to introduce myself to the rest of the True Christian community to introduce myself to you all.

    I am very glad to have come across this site because here in the UK there are very few True Christians. This country is full of Jesus-denying atheists and liberal Christians who are too tolerant of the homosexual and Islamic communuties which will surely be my country's downfall.

    I look forward to meeting all my fellow Christians on this forum!
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  • #2
    Re: Hello!

    Welcome to our friendly True Christian(tm) Forums.
    You have my sympathy for living in the depravity that is the United Kingdom.

    I suggest you move away pretty soon. When Jesus returns, this toothless, Godless Island will be first on HIS hitlist.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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    • #3
      Re: Hello!

      Hello UT,
      a few questions so we can get to know you a bit better. Are you over 18?
      Where and how often do you attend Church? How old were you when you were baptized? What is your favorite Biblical scripture? There might be a few more later but these will give me an idea about who you are.
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      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello!

        Welcome Al. I agree that muslims and homosexuals are a rampant problem in your Godforsaken country. I am sorry that you are surrounded by satanism and debauchery. I hope that someday the Lord will see fit to free you from this living Hell.
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        • #5
          Re: Hello!

          Welcome to God's favorite forum, pal.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: Hello!

            Wecome to God's favourite website.

            Unfortunately I work in a place called Scotland which is part of Northern England. I too am appalled at the liberal views they have towards wearing skirts, ginger hair and those mooslims.

            I hope you have avoided the devil's food and buttermilk that tarnishes this region that is Whiskey and deep fat fried battered Mars Bars.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by Colin Cameron View Post
              I work in a place called Scotland which is part of Northern England.
              Word in your ear, don't say that while in earshot of a Scot, you may never be able to have children if you do.
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              • #8
                Re: Hello!

                Welcome, Al - any friend of Deaconess Talitha is a friend of mine!

                I've heard of Scotland. They tell me that you eat sheeps' stomachs there. If you see a sheep on the moors do you run after it and eat its stomach? Or do you make it into a pie, perhaps? I've never had sheep stomach pie. I'm from Australia - we do lots of things with sheep here, but we tend not to eat their stomachs.
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                • #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  @UK Christian Al Welcome! I hope we can be friends!
                  I Jesus!

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