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  • John Ro
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    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2010
    • 11
    #1

    Hi, there.

    I'm John, and I'm on this forum for my learning experience. I enjoy studying things, and I figured I can learn a lot from this forum.

    I am an agnostic individual, but maybe that can be changed from what I view on this forum.
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    • Church1000
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jul 2010
      • 17
      #2
      Re: Hi, there.

      Originally posted by John Ro View Post
      I'm John, and I'm on this forum for my learning experience. I enjoy studying things, and I figured I can learn a lot from this forum.

      I am an agnostic individual, but maybe that can be changed from what I view on this forum.
      Do not become religious.

      Stay Agnostic! Become an Atheist!
      BUT FOR THE LOVE OF THE INEXISTENT GOD: DO NOT JOIN ANY RELIGION

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        • John Ro
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          Under Investigation
          • Jul 2010
          • 11
          #3
          Re: Hi, there.

          Don't worry, Church.

          Keep in mind,
          I don't want my father to be disapoint.

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            • John Ro
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              Under Investigation
              • Jul 2010
              • 11
              #4
              Re: Hi, there.

              Also, I have a question.
              I am Greek, and I read the "noobs" post.
              Why are all Greeks accused of sleeping with their mothers?
              I have never done such a thing.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339
                  #5
                  Re: Hi, there.

                  Originally posted by Church1000 View Post
                  Do not become religious.

                  Stay Agnostic! Become an Atheist!
                  BUT FOR THE LOVE OF THE INEXISTENT GOD: DO NOT JOIN ANY RELIGION
                  God does exist, Blessed are His Noodly Appendages and He LOVES you, you may not believe in him but He believes in YOU.

                  But don't worry, even if you do not believe, you will not go to the Hell that the people here keep going on about, for there is not burning lakes of fire type of Hell, and if you live a life of good intent you will still get to enjoy the Beer Volcano and The Stripper Factory.
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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621
                      #6
                      Re: Hi, there.

                      Originally posted by John Ro View Post
                      Also, I have a question.
                      I am Greek, and I read the "noobs" post.
                      Why are all Greeks accused of sleeping with their mothers?
                      I have never done such a thing.
                      Poor John. It must be hard for you, being so unattractive that even your filthy Greek harlot of a mother refuses to sleep with you. Well, never mind, Jesus is willing to accept everyone, even a revoltingly ugly Greek pervert like yourself.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Brother Harold Porter
                          Landover Senior Outreach
                          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 8236
                          #7
                          Re: Hi, there.

                          Originally posted by John Ro View Post
                          I'm John, and I'm on this forum for my learning experience. I enjoy studying things, and I figured I can learn a lot from this forum.

                          I am an agnostic individual, but maybe that can be changed from what I view on this forum.
                          Agnosticism is the weakest position of all. At least the atheist states that he believs no God exists. The Christian is, of course, certain that He does.

                          It's common among the most deplorable sinners. Homosexuals, transvestites, blasphemers, meth addicts, pedophiles are all "agnostic" because they think they are hedging their bet for salvation from their wickedness. They are wrong and so are you.

                          So let's get some Jesus in your soul. Which of the above categories best desribes your foul heart?

                          Yours in Christ!
                          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269
                              #8
                              Re: Hi, there.

                              Drama queen

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