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  • YeBeliever
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2010
    • 14
    #16
    Re: My Introduction

    Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
    Are you serious?

    Paul the octopus oracle has predicted Spain will win.

    Source

    You gotta start praying for your clog wearing dyke finger in the hole plugging patriots.
    An octopus could NEVER be an oracle. Those things are satanic.

    Le:11:12: Whatsoever hath no find nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

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      • Sister Charli
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 1590
        #17
        Re: My Introduction

        Originally posted by YeBeliever View Post
        An octopus could NEVER be an oracle. Those things are satanic.

        Le:11:12: Whatsoever hath no find nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
        I pray God is right.

        I have money on the Dutchies.

        I am happy to vote against an 8 tentacled brain dead *thing*.

        Bring it on!!
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • WinnerNotSinner
            Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 951
            #18
            Re: My Introduction

            Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
            Are you serious?

            Paul the octopus oracle has predicted Spain will win.

            Source

            You gotta start praying for your clog wearing dyke finger in the hole plugging patriots.
            Be careful when placing your faith in anything other than God; it defies the first commandment. Especially since Paul the Octopus is of satan.

            Praise you Yabeliever, there should be nothing but rest.

            Exodus 20
            8 Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

            It sickens me that the hellbound soccer loving homers chose this day to host the football. No True Christians(tm) will be watching the pansies chase a ball around a field; but you can be sure God will be observing all the sinners who are.
            6
            A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
            "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

            Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
            If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

            GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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              • Sister Charli
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 1590
                #19
                Re: My Introduction

                Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                Be careful when placing your faith in anything other than God; it defies the first commandment. Especially since Paul the Octopus is of satan.
                Oh thank you Mr Winner.

                It sure as heck makes sense that after Noah and the 2 by 2 upon the ark that to place faith in an 8 legged tentacled hideous sea creature attempting to predict the outcome of a soccer match was pure superstition.

                Praise be to God.
                2 Chronicles 7:14
                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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