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  • scherzo
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    • Jul 2010
    • 70

    #16
    Re: hello

    Originally posted by THE_HATER View Post
    I'm sorry to ask but how can I misunderstand something I don't know?

    This link will show us where you live, http://www.infosniper.net/

    you can place the longitude and latitude lines here at this link



    and then select "get map"

    We use this information for super soaking Baptism's just before the rapture, or to Target Jesus' hell fire, rest assured there is much prayer and asking Jesus before we use this information

    Praise Jesus for light speed salvation through the internet from LandoverBaptist to your home
    2 Corinthians 3:12
    "Seeing then that we have such hope, we use great plainness of speech"
    [url="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46375"]Jesus want you to only Drink American wine !!![/url]

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    • THE_HATER
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2010
      • 37

      #17
      Re: hello

      Originally posted by scherzo View Post
      This link will show us where you live, http://www.infosniper.net/

      you can place the longitude and latitude lines here at this link



      and then select "get map"

      We use this information for super soaking Baptism's just before the rapture, or to Target Jesus' hell fire, rest assured there is much prayer and asking Jesus before we use this information

      Praise Jesus for light speed salvation through the internet from LandoverBaptist to your home
      what do you actually need my adress for?

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      • scherzo
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        • Jul 2010
        • 70

        #18
        Re: hello

        Originally posted by THE_HATER View Post
        what do you actually need my adress for?

        through prayer and much reflection we send the information to Jesus either for Baptism or damnation, the choice is yours.

        after you follow the steps you do not have to give us your address, we already have it, the steps I gave you show how we have your address

        Prayers are already being made for you because we already have the information
        2 Corinthians 3:12
        "Seeing then that we have such hope, we use great plainness of speech"
        [url="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46375"]Jesus want you to only Drink American wine !!![/url]

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        • THE_HATER
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2010
          • 37

          #19
          Re: hello

          Originally posted by scherzo View Post
          through prayer and much reflection we send the information to Jesus either for Baptism or damnation, the choice is yours.

          after you follow the steps you do not have to give us your address, we already have it, the steps I gave you show how we have your address

          Prayers are already being made for you because we already have the information
          oh

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          • Sam Diamond
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 182

            #20
            Re: hello

            The Hater
            Your DoF file has just came across my desk. Why are you impersonation a man? The DoF and God sees through you deceitful posts. Are you a Papist spy?

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            • THE_HATER
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2010
              • 37

              #21
              Re: hello

              Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
              The Hater
              Your DoF file has just came across my desk. Why are you impersonation a man? The DoF and God sees through you deceitful posts. Are you a Papist spy?
              a spy? in no way

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #22
                Re: hello

                Originally posted by THE_HATER View Post
                a spy? in no way
                I don't know Mr. Diamond and the DoF have a 99.999999% accuracy rate. Why are you posting as a man?

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                • scherzo
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 70

                  #23
                  Re: hello

                  Originally posted by THE_HATER View Post
                  oh
                  do not worry Rasmus, our intentions are pure and we have only your Salvation in mind with the collection of this information. This information is nothing new, Your government, our government, and the governments of the world collect and have collect this information from you always, We simply do not hide the fact that we have this information

                  The governments have recently agreed that this information must always be stored, it was not always so. The past of a person at LandoverBaptistChurch never concerns us after you have accepted Christ Jesus, Praise Jesus. But your past, where you have been on the internet is always of interest to our governments which have internationally signed agreements with all service providers and believe it or not google

                  google knows already what you search for, soon it will be law that google give this information over to your police so they can either give you a fine or put you in jail.

                  We at LandoverBaptist believe this is unfair. We should have this information so we can save souls, We believe this information is better handled by Jesus for Jesus, Praise Jesus!!!

                  As I have said, this is nothing new, we simply do not hide the truth from you, our only sin here is envy, we wish the law required the information come to us, so we can deliver God's Truth and Jesus to the world
                  2 Corinthians 3:12
                  "Seeing then that we have such hope, we use great plainness of speech"
                  [url="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46375"]Jesus want you to only Drink American wine !!![/url]

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                  • THE_HATER
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 37

                    #24
                    Re: hello

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    I don't know Mr. Diamond and the DoF have a 99.999999% accuracy rate. Why are you posting as a man?
                    I actually am a man

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                    • THE_HATER
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 37

                      #25
                      Re: hello

                      Originally posted by scherzo View Post
                      do not worry Rasmus, our intentions are pure and we have only your Salvation in mind with the collection of this information. This information is nothing new, Your government, our government, and the governments of the world collect and have collect this information from you always, We simply do not hide the fact that we have this information

                      The governments have recently agreed that this information must always be stored, it was not always so. The past of a person at LandoverBaptistChurch never concerns us after you have accepted Christ Jesus, Praise Jesus. But your past, where you have been on the internet is always of interest to our governments which have internationally signed agreements with all service providers and believe it or not google

                      google knows already what you search for, soon it will be law that google give this information over to your police so they can either give you a fine or put you in jail.

                      We at LandoverBaptist believe this is unfair. We should have this information so we can save souls, We believe this information is better handled by Jesus for Jesus, Praise Jesus!!!

                      As I have said, this is nothing new, we simply do not hide the truth from you, our only sin here is envy, we wish the law required the information come to us, so we can deliver God's Truth and Jesus to the world
                      I do already know that everything I do on the internet is getting stored forever, and probably sold to a third party

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                      • scherzo
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 70

                        #26
                        Re: hello

                        Originally posted by THE_HATER View Post
                        I do already know that everything I do on the internet is getting stored forever, and probably sold to a third party
                        LandoverBaptistChurch is the third party, it gives me great pleasure to know that we will be able to save or condemn as many souls our Lord Jesus will allow before the Rapture

                        It has always been God's plan this information belong to LandoverBaptistChurch, it is why He created the internet!!

                        Praise Jesus for light speed salvation!
                        2 Corinthians 3:12
                        "Seeing then that we have such hope, we use great plainness of speech"
                        [url="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46375"]Jesus want you to only Drink American wine !!![/url]

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #27
                          Re: hello

                          Originally posted by THE_HATER View Post
                          I actually am a man
                          Are you sure? That is highly unlikely.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • THE_HATER
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 37

                            #28
                            Re: hello

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            Are you sure? That is highly unlikely.
                            I am pretty sure, because I have something long between my legs, and a deep voice, and some facial hair, so I must be a man

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                            • Once was lost
                              ...but now is found.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 490

                              #29
                              Re: hello

                              Forget the third party. You only have to worry about getting into the right party and that is the Kingdom of Heaven. So stop this meaningless chat and tell us about yourself. Do you want to be a "True Christian?" Right now it looks like you only want to babble on.

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29457

                                #30
                                Re: hello

                                Sam, I made a call. Landover has someone in place in Vejle. We will have this cleared up before Sunday services.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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