Hello im James.

[Zarock]

My name is James Carlheim.

I'm 19 years old and ex-masturbator and newly converted baptist.
I seek to share the love of jesus and the holy words of the bible with other likeminded people.

Amen!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello im James.

My name is James Carlheim.

I'm 19 years old and ex-masturbator and newly converted baptist.
I seek to share the love of jesus and the holy words of the bible with other likeminded people.

Amen!

Hmm...

Well, James, it's Baptist and Jesus and Bible. Please don't be so casual and take the time to properly respect Him in your posts.

What moved you to cease the self fornication?

What is your favorite Bible verse?

Yours in Christ!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello im James.

So James, how long have you been a ex-masturbator? Since noon today?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello im James.

So James, how long have you been a ex-masturbator? Since noon today?

There is probably nothing "ex" about it

He is making Jesus cry.

[Zarock]

Re: Hello im James.

I take it as a joke in the way you said it.

No, i've been for a half year now.
I'm also an ex smoker and have been nearly addicting to alchoholic brewerages.
Now i'm living with my grandfather and grandmother which introduced me to the Baptist Church.

My favourite quote is in my signature.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello im James.

I take it as a joke in the way you said it.

This is not a forum for jokes or levity of any kind, my friend. Salvation, or the lack of, is serious business.

I'll keep you in my prayers...

[Zarock]

Re: Hello im James.

I am sorry that I have sinned and hope that the lord and jesus will forgive me.

I am thankful that you will pray for me brother.

Amen!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello im James.

I am sorry that I have sinned and hope that the lord and jesus will forgive me.

I am thankful that you will pray for me brother.

Amen!

Look, I've very nicely warned you that we respect our Lord and Jesus around here. Are you trying to get banned in 5 posts or less?

Others here will not be as kind as I. I've been nice and not even addressed the hippie hair and flower you are clutching.

Be careful...

[Zarock]

Re: Hello im James.

I am sorry.
It won't happen again!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello im James.

I am sorry.
It won't happen again!

Hrumph - kids today, they show so little respect. Had I once not capitalized refereences to Him, my pops would of boxed my ears in.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello im James.

I am sorry.
It won't happen again!

You are forgiven. That's the beauty of having Christ in our hearts!

Why aren't you married yet? There are very few reasons a 19 year old Christian man should not already have produced a couple of sons for Jesus.

Why not get the courting started on our Christian Singles forum?

Yours in Christ!

[The Disciple]

Re: Hello im James.

I will say a special prayer for you James.

Jas.1

1. [1] James, a servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ, to the twelve tribes which are scattered abroad, greeting.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello im James.

Look, I've very nicely warned you that we respect our Lord and Jesus around here. Are you trying to get banned in 5 posts or less?

Others here will not be as kind as I. I've been nice and not even addressed the hippie hair and flower you are clutching.

Be careful...

Not quite right

The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions:

1. I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello im James.

Not quite right

The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions:

He's here seeking Jesus Christ and Salvation. Not to worship macaroni you false prophet of fettuccine!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello im James.

He's here seeking Jesus Christ and Salvation. Not to worship macaroni you false prophet of fettuccine!

Sorry I thought he was looking for the TRUTH and The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.