[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

More like you waffle on because you been smoking your side salad.

Nothing new to come up with Lisa? still with the allegation of Salad misuse, my that inner turmoil must be hitting you hard today.

[Lisa H]

Re: My intro

I can "waffle on so much" as you put it because I have the knowledge of the True Nature of Our Lord and Creator, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages. A knowledge that brings joy to my heart, I just wish you could share this joy Lisa.

More like you waffle on because you been smoking your side salad.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

So is that why you are able to waffle on so much.

I can "waffle on so much" as you put it because I have the knowledge of the True Nature of Our Lord and Creator, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages. A knowledge that brings joy to my heart, I just wish you could share this joy Lisa.

[Lisa H]

Re: My intro

62 The Gas that comes from eating a full Plate is but the Divine noodle's way of saying, 'You’re Welcome.'.

So is that why you are able to waffle on so much.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

Believe me ...I had no intention of eating my Staffy.

I am so glad to hear that, for that would be an abomination.

[Sister Charli]

Re: My intro

You would need to communicate with your pouch to find out if he has converted, all the scriptures tells us about pets is we should not eat them

Believe me ...I had no intention of eating my Staffy.

As for the gas produced...
ProvHerbs
62 The Gas that comes from eating a full Plate is but the Divine noodle's way of saying, 'You’re Welcome.'

Wow. Roll out the welcome mat. Quite clearly with all the bottom burps produced someone or something is very very welcome!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

Mr Freddie,

I gave my English staffy some spaghetti noodles with his dinner tonight.

Does that make him a pastafarian?

His bottom burps smell worse than usual.

Is that indicative of your smelly beliefs?

I have never tried feeding him kosher food so am not sure what joo bum burps smell like.

You would need to communicate with your pouch to find out if he has converted, all the scriptures tells us about pets is we should not eat them

A Pasta's Creed as passed to Solipsy

38 The eating of pets, the True Believer shall not do, for verily and with most seriousness shall it be held an abomination.
39 Thou shall not eat of the hamster nor the gerbil, nor any other denizen of the Habitrail, neither of the cat nor its kittens, the dog nor its pups.
40 Neither shall thou partake of the flesh of the parakeet nor the iguana nor the goldfish nor any fish of the tank or decorative pond, for it is an abomination unto his Holy Jiggling Appendages.
41 Neither shall thee roast the flesh of pets from the store nor shelter, whether cuddly or annoying, for verily it is an abomination unto the Spaghetti Lord, and also of great repulsion to the sane.

As for the gas produced...

ProvHerbs

62 The Gas that comes from eating a full Plate is but the Divine noodle's way of saying, 'You’re Welcome.'

[Sister Charli]

Re: My intro

Mr Freddie,

I gave my English staffy some spaghetti noodles with his dinner tonight.

Does that make him a pastafarian?

His bottom burps smell worse than usual.

Is that indicative of your smelly beliefs?

I have never tried feeding him kosher food so am not sure what joo bum burps smell like.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

Look, stop smoking you side salad. I have told you before, I squashed you idol when I parked on it

Lisa Lisa Lisa you poor Girl

Notice how I do not stoop down to you level Lisa, how I keep my dignity, that is because I KNOW who God IS, and He IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

For all you protests to the contrary, it is clear from your words, they way you keep resorting to allegations of salad misuse, that you are having your doubts about the mythical being you hold up as a god.

[Lisa H]

Re: My intro

See, there is is again proof of your inner turmoil, Poor Poor Lisa

Look, stop smoking you side salad. I have told you before, I squashed you idol when I parked on it

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

I have no doubts who I believe in. It is the True God. Not a plate of spaghetti.

See, there is is again proof of your inner turmoil, Poor Poor Lisa

Lisa, poor Lisa, I can see the inner turmoil you are going through, let me help you, your subconscious KNOWS I speak nothing but the TRUTH but you will not or can not accept what it is trying to tell you. That is why you keep referring to the PSM because you inner self will is trying so hard to stop you insulting the FSM. This struggle inside you must hurt, you can be free of the pain if you accept the TRUTH. Accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lisa.

[Lisa H]

Re: My intro

Notice how I do not stoop down to you level Lisa, how I keep my dignity, that is because I KNOW who God IS, and He IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

For all you protests to the contrary, it is clear from your words, they way you keep resorting to allegations of salad misuse, that you are having your doubts about the mythical being you hold up as a god.

I have no doubts who I believe in. It is the True God. Not a plate of spaghetti.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

You should stop smoking you side salad. I will never follow your PSM

You must look like a pretty nancy boy prancing around your Plate of Spaghetti Monster in your pirate outfit.

Notice how I do not stoop down to you level Lisa, how I keep my dignity, that is because I KNOW who God IS, and He IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

For all you protests to the contrary, it is clear from your words, they way you keep resorting to allegations of salad misuse, that you are having your doubts about the mythical being you hold up as a god.

[Lisa H]

Re: My intro

You mean you have accepted the Flying Spaghetti Monster at last Lisa?

You should stop smoking you side salad. I will never follow your PSM

You must look like a pretty nancy boy prancing around your Plate of Spaghetti Monster in your pirate outfit.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

I only worship the True God.

You mean you have accepted the Flying Spaghetti Monster at last Lisa?