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Welcome to our forum Brother. I am so sorry to hear that the Lord has stricken your father with the cancer. Do you have any idea what your father did to so anger God that He saw fit to smite him in this way?Originally posted by SEagle View PostIf it comes to it then I will, although, I would like to stay close to my father . He has been battling cancer for 2 1/2 years
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Surely you know what a 'Fairy' is. And Surely you know what a 'Liberal' is.Originally posted by John Scopes View PostIn the interest of scientific research please describe, in detail, what a "fairy liberal" is.
Also please tell us what you as a human male are doing to further the genetic evolution of our species. As far as I am able to tell you are a fascinating example of why I do research intoinbreedingfundamentalist Christians.
So in your mind, because I am a gun owner and enjoy Off Hwy Vehicle Recreation, that I must breed within the family? Am I just a 'dum ole inbred hick' because I reside in the south? In the same city that NASA is in I might add. Surely none of us 'Stoopid ole rednecks' could ever be smart enough to engineer somthing of that kind of porportion.
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Ignore this lunatic SEagle, he's been a thorn in our side for years now. We haven't banned him because he is an excellent example of how believing in "fairy tales" instead of Jesus make you look so illogical and uninformed.
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In the interest of scientific research please describe, in detail, what a "fairy liberal" is.Originally posted by SEagle View PostThank you. You should see the fairy liberals faces when I pass them running 75mph in their 'smart cars' . Ha ha, I cant even describe the look on their face.
Please do, as a proper church is not easy to find in my area.
Also please tell us what you as a human male are doing to further the genetic evolution of our species. As far as I am able to tell you are a fascinating example of why I do research intoinbreedingfundamentalist Christians.
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Thank you. You should see the fairy liberals faces when I pass them running 75mph in their 'smart cars' . Ha ha, I cant even describe the look on their face.Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View PostNice truck! I bet that gives those liberals that drive those gay little hybrids a bit of a start when they see you roll up behind them in that piece of Detroit Iron!
I'm not very familiar with your part of the country, as I moved directly from Godless Fresno, CA to Freehold, IA shortly after I was Saved for the third and final time. I'll ask around and see if any of the Pastors can recommend a proper church for a right thinking American such as yourself.
Please do, as a proper church is not easy to find in my area.
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Nice truck! I bet that gives those liberals that drive those gay little hybrids a bit of a start when they see you roll up behind them in that piece of Detroit Iron!
I'm not very familiar with your part of the country, as I moved directly from Godless Fresno, CA to Freehold, IA shortly after I was Saved for the third and final time. I'll ask around and see if any of the Pastors can recommend a proper church for a right thinking American such as yourself.
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If it comes to it then I will, although, I would like to stay close to my father . He has been battling cancer for 2 1/2 yearsOriginally posted by Capt. A. Portway View PostWell, you may fit in here after all. I'm sorry that you can't find a True Christian™ church in your area. Unless you want to end up in Hell, you're going to have to move.
Does anyone have any suggestions to one in the Tennessee Valley area?Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View PostWhen you do find a Bible Literalist Independent Baptist church, I'm sure you will also find an obedient woman to start a family with.
I have been thinking the same thing for some time now.Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View PostAnd you're probably going to want to pick up a few more hand guns soon, before the liberals make it illegal to protect your future family.
Here is my favorite of my three trucks. It is my "When the poop hits the fan" SUV. I have recently cut the back off to make room for a rifle mount in case of another Civil War.Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View PostI think you have enough trucks though, two or three is about right for a True Christian™ man.
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Well, you may fit in here after all. I'm sorry that you can't find a True Christian™ church in your area. Unless you want to end up in Hell, you're going to have to move.Originally posted by SEagle View PostI am here for fellowship with like minded people.
There are no suitable Baptist Churches here in North AL that I have some in contact with. All that I have been to misconstrue the scripture.
I no children at this time because I am not married yet. I havent found a suitable women.
I have 3 deer rifles , 2 shotguns , and a 1906 S&W .38 special handed to me by my Grandfather before he passed.
And Ill add that I have 3 full sized trucks as well.
When you do find a Bible Literalist Independent Baptist church, I'm sure you will also find an obedient woman to start a family with.
And you're probably going to want to pick up a few more hand guns soon, before the liberals make it illegal to protect your future family. I think you have enough trucks though, two or three is about right for a True Christian™ man.
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I am here for fellowship with like minded people.Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View PostThat's better. Now, why are you here? Are you here to talk with like-minded Christians about how lucky we all are that God has chosen us to live eternal lives with Him in Heaven when He chooses to send us there?
Because that is what this forum was set up for friend. Which Independent Baptist church do you attend? How many little Soldiers for Christ has your wife given you? How many guns do you own?
There are no suitable Baptist Churches here in North AL that I have some in contact with. All that I have been to misconstrue the scripture.
I no children at this time because I am not married yet. I havent found a suitable women.
I have 3 deer rifles , 2 shotguns , and a 1906 S&W .38 special handed to me by my Grandfather before he passed.
And Ill add that I have 3 full sized trucks as well.
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That's better. Now, why are you here? Are you here to talk with like-minded Christians about how lucky we all are that God has chosen us to live eternal lives with Him in Heaven when He chooses to send us there?
Because that is what this forum was set up for friend. Which Independent Baptist church do you attend? How many little Soldiers for Christ has your wife given you? How many guns do you own?
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I see the security is probably still getting over Pastor Zeke's birthday celebrations.Originally posted by SEagle View PostWhy is it that I got banned for saying 'why bother' when tring to post something that in hindsight I see isnt allowed?
Can't think of any other reason how you managed to squirm your way back in here.
Consider yourself blessed to have a 2nd shot at it Little Boy. Doesn't happen very often.
Try not to screw it up this time round.
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