[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: I have sinned

i only vse that key when i type MY name which i jvst don't feel like divvlging atm. Mike isn't my boy friend, i'd like him to be, he is really cool and yov gvys jvst don't care to look at the hvman race for wht it realy is, i stay here cavse i'm bored and as mvch as what i read pisses me off, i think it is hilariovs how ignorant yov all are, honestly yov are kinda even with Catholics on the levels of hypocracy, i mean really holy crap!!! Paster Zeke is like the worse ovt of all of yov, or am i missing something

Hi Rex

Is that really English? Or are you being silly and trying to trick me, because I can't read that at ALL!

All I got out of it is that you and Mike don't consider each other boyfriends yet. How long do the gays wait to call each other boyfriends anyways?

You should stop being gay by the way, it's against God and the Bible says so too!

Tammi

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: I have sinned

I just love it when these homer children come here to mock Jesus.

Every post is another blessing and a guarantee of more entertainment watching what new and interesting punishments Satan has in store for them.

[Michaelwhoislikegod]

Re: I have sinned

I hope Satan fucks you right in the ass, and rapes pastor zeke. i can mock god all i want. god is dead.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I have sinned

I hope Satan piffles you right in the ass, and rapes pastor zeke. i can mock god all i want. god is dead.

And here I thought you had been banned.

So this is your idea of intelligence? Trolling Christian boards and trying to offend us? Don't you realize that all you do is prove God right?

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

So go right ahead and keep up your antics. We will just praise God for the right to be persecuted like he was.

[handmaiden]

Re: I have sinned

Why would you title your intro post " I have sinned", when you clearly do not consider your many vile behaviors to be sins at all?

I am disappointed. I was so looking forward to offering you encouragement and cookies as you sought the path of redemption.

Now, you will be receiving no cookies at all-- except for the burnt ones served in hell.

So sad.


Mournfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: I have sinned

The only sin I see you committing is the consumption of oxygen and sustenance that would be better served by being consumed by comparatively noble creatures such as slugs, maggots, cockroaches and vermin.

Yea Verily, Amen

[handmaiden]

Re: I have sinned

The only sin I see you committing is the consumption of oxygen and sustenance that would be better served by being consumed by comparatively noble creatures such as slugs, maggots, cockroaches and vermin.

Yea Verily, Amen

Ooooo! You go get'em Brother B! Be still my heart.

Cheeringly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: I have sinned

Ooooo! You go get'em Brother B! Be still my heart.

Cheeringly Yours,

Handmaiden

Thank you Sister Handy. That's high praise coming from you. I'm honored. These people think they're so clever. Oh we're bored. Hey .. lets hang out at a Christian forum and mock them and their God!! .... yawn

[handmaiden]

Re: I have sinned

Thank you Sister Handy. That's high praise coming from you. I'm honored. These people think they're so clever. Oh we're bored. Hey .. lets hang out at a Christian forum and mock them and their God!! .... yawn

Well, they won't be bored in hell!

(Where there's always plenty to see and do.)



Righteously Yours,

Handmaiden