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  • Heratio Christofison
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2010
    • 55

    #1

    GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!

    THIS SITE WAS REVEALED TO ME BY THE LORD CHRIST JAY HIM SELF.. IN MY DREAM THE OTHER NIGHT I SAW HIM IN A BARN GUIDING THE SHEEP INTO THE FOREVER LASTING KINGDOM, WITH A SMILE HE THEN GAVE ME A PAT ON THE BACK TO CARRY HIS WORK FOR HIM!!!!.. THEN APPARENTLY THE NEXT MORNING I CAME ACROSS PASTOR FLINT ON FACE BOOK!!! AND HE GUIDE ME TO THIS NEWLY CHRIST JAY'S PHILOSOPHY!!! I CANNOT BE MORE BLESSED THAN THIS!!!! THIS IS TRULY THE GREATEST MIRACLE THAT HASTH OCCURRED FOR A MAN!!! ... ANYWAY I AM NEW TO THIS SITE & GOD BLESS YOU BLESS YOU BLESS YOU ALL!!!!
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!

    Welcome and God bless. While I understand your excitement, it's best to SAVE all-caps to EMPHASIZE words when needed.
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    • Benedict A. Davis
      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 3900

      #3
      Re: GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!

      Heratio Christofison G A question for you if I might. How long have you been awake? It looks like you could use some rest.
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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      • Heratio Christofison
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2010
        • 55

        #4
        Re: GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!

        Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
        Heratio Christofison G A question for you if I might. How long have you been awake? It looks like you could use some rest.

        I DONT NEED A REST DAVIS... I NEED CHRIST JAY'S GRACE!!!!!

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        • Sister Charli
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 1590

          #5
          Re: GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!

          Originally posted by Heratio Christofison View Post
          I DONT NEED A REST DAVIS... I NEED CHRIST JAY'S GRACE!!!!!
          Who is this "Christ Jay" you speak of?

          Exodus 20:7 (King James Version)
          7 Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.


          I am not comfortable with you using a slang term to refer to my Lord Jesus, Son of God.

          I find it quite disrespectful.
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • Heratio Christofison
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2010
            • 55

            #6
            Re: GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!

            [QUOTE=Charli Harley;562357]Who is this "Christ Jay" you speak of?

            Exodus 20:7 (King James Version)
            7 Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.


            I am not comfortable with you using a slang term to refer to my Lord Jesus, Son of God.

            I find it quite disrespectful. [/QUOTECH

            FRIEND!!! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND JESUS CHIRST IS MY TRULY MY BESTEST FRIEND!! ME AND HIM HAS BEEN SO CLOSE & INTIMATE SINCE 1989, I CALLED HIM JAY, JOE.. JEE NOW AND THEN HE LIKES IT & I ALWAYS SEES HIM EVERY THURSDAY WEDNESDAY AND SUNDAY GIVING ME A SMILE AND A JOLLY PAT FROM THE BACK.

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            • Dirk
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1425

              #7
              Re: GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!

              What you need to do is stop yelling on God's favorite forum.

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              • Jo Freddie
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                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #8
                Re: GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!

                Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                Who is this "Christ Jay" you speak of?

                Exodus 20:7 (King James Version)
                7 Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.


                I am not comfortable with you using a slang term to refer to my Lord Jesus, Son of God.

                I find it quite disrespectful.
                As disrespectful as never referring to your imaginary friend by name? Always using the nicknames of "our lord" "the lord" or "god" sometimes I think you don't know who your "god" is, this could explain a lot of your confusion.
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                • Sister Charli
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                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 1590

                  #9
                  Re: GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!

                  Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                  I am not comfortable with you using a slang term to refer to my Lord Jesus, Son of God.

                  I find it quite disrespectful.
                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  As disrespectful as never referring to your imaginary friend by name? Always using the nicknames of "our lord" "the lord" or "god" sometimes I think you don't know who your "god" is, this could explain a lot of your confusion.
                  C'mon Mr Freddie.

                  You can read can't you?

                  Heratio was referring to Jesus by using nicknames for Him.

                  I then state "Lord Jesus, Son of God".

                  In what way have I been disrespectful?

                  Placing "Lord" in front of Jesus is no different to me placing "Mr" in front of PastaBoy. Tho carries a lot more reverence.

                  There was no disrespect in what I wrote. You are just trying to stir trouble.

                  Go back to stirring your bolognese sauce instead.
                  2 Chronicles 7:14
                  14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #10
                    Re: GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!

                    Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                    C'mon Mr Freddie.

                    You can read can't you?

                    Heratio was referring to Jesus by using nicknames for Him.

                    I then state "Lord Jesus, Son of God".

                    In what way have I been disrespectful?

                    Placing "Lord" in front of Jesus is no different to me placing "Mr" in front of PastaBoy. Tho carries a lot more reverence.

                    There was no disrespect in what I wrote. You are just trying to stir trouble.

                    Go back to stirring your bolognese sauce instead.
                    Yes he was referring to Jesus, but I was drawing the similarity to way you and other only ever refer to Jesus's mythical old man by nicknames. It is you that says the use of nicknames is disrespectful to a mythical being not I.
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                    • Sister Charli
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                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 1590

                      #11
                      Re: GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      Always using the nicknames of "our lord" "the lord" or "god" sometimes I think you don't know who your "god" is, this could explain a lot of your confusion.
                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      Yes he was referring to Jesus, but I was drawing the similarity to way you and other only ever refer to Jesus's mythical old man by nicknames. It is you that says the use of nicknames is disrespectful to a mythical being not I.
                      I would not expect you to understand Mr Freddie, but way back in Genesis chapter 2 we are instructed to call Him the Lord God.

                      How then is the use of the words Lord or God either in conjunction with each other or individually considered a nickname?

                      Genesis 2:4 (King James Version)
                      4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens,
                      2 Chronicles 7:14
                      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #12
                        Re: GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!

                        Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                        I would not expect you to understand Mr Freddie, but way back in Genesis chapter 2 we are instructed to call Him the Lord God.

                        How then is the use of the words Lord or God either in conjunction with each other or individually considered a nickname?

                        Genesis 2:4 (King James Version)
                        4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens,
                        God is a generic term for a deity and not the name of that deity, the texts the kjv1611 collected fairy tails was collated from did give the name of your god, but in that book its name was replaced with nicknames such as our lord, the lord or god.
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                        • Sister Charli
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                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1590

                          #13
                          Re: GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          God is a generic term for a deity and not the name of that deity, the texts the kjv1611 collected fairy tails was collated from did give the name of your god, but in that book its name was replaced with nicknames such as our lord, the lord or god.
                          I think what you are trying to say is that the word God has been misappropriated through the ages. But that does not alter the fact that there is just one True God.

                          I guess you have true and copy noodle recipes. The copy ones will never live up to the standard of the true ones.

                          Just like Harley Davidson. Good American Iron. There are so many copy lookalike japaharleys that, although V twin, are just so inferior to the real thing.

                          Just because others choose to call something a god that does not make it God.

                          John 17:3 (King James Version)
                          3 And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent.
                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339

                            #14
                            Re: GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!

                            Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                            I think what you are trying to say is that the word God has been misappropriated through the ages. But that does not alter the fact that there is just one True God.
                            What I am saying is you use a nickname for the deity that you believe in so it is hypocritical to criticise another for doing the same.
                            I guess you have true and copy noodle recipes. The copy ones will never live up to the standard of the true ones.
                            Pasta and noodles are all equal in the eyes of the Great Noodle (a nickname for The Flying Spaghetti Monster) the only exception to this are those in a tin for they are an abomination.

                            The Book of Penelope
                            a history of a venerated ancient prophet
                            1 For canned Pasta was an Abomination before F.S.M.
                            2 The land became barren, the waters as slime, the earth was rent and much suffering ensued.
                            3 "We have lost our way”, cried the, ummm let's see, oh yeah cried 'The Lost Ones'.
                            4 We must return to the true path or at least the real trail, maybe the actual sidewalk;
                            5 any way this stuff ain't workin'".
                            6 So with empty bellies (for none could abide the Abomination) they did gather together salt, noodles, and water.
                            Posted via Pasta

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                            • Sister Charli
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                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 1590

                              #15
                              Re: GOD BLESS ALL YOU!!!

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              What I am saying is you use a nickname for the deity that you believe in so it is hypocritical to criticise another for doing the same.
                              You have failed to convince me that I have used a "nickname" for our Lord God, especially when the second chapter of the very first book in the bible instructs me to call Him that. Therefore because I can not be bothered with circular argument I suggest we agree to disagree.

                              Go play your petty word games with someone else. I have better things to do with my time.
                              2 Chronicles 7:14
                              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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