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  • Sister Charli
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    Well young Larry you certainly appear to be living up to

    Proverbs 23:21
    21For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.

    However, it is apparent you are wanting to seek God and change your life around.

    Matthew 7:7 (King James Version)
    7Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:


    Of course, while you are trying to do the right thing by God, you will remain in my prayers.

    God is pleased with you renouncing your gayness. Now, how did you get on doing chores to pay your tithe?

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  • Las Vegas Larry
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    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
    I am thrilled to hear this Larry.

    Ummmm .... just out of curiosity .... are there any True Christian™ churches in Sin City?

    I will go and hunt down your new thread. You may have already answered my question there.

    God bless.

    Sister Charli.
    Thank you sister.... I think there are and I've been to two today.

    The DT and shakes are REALLY bad tonight and there are others here waiting to use the WWW.

    I'm off to my cot in the basement.

    Keep me in your prayers?

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  • Sister Charli
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    Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
    Thank you all for the support. I went to church today and just started another thread about it.
    I am thrilled to hear this Larry.

    Ummmm .... just out of curiosity .... are there any True Christian(tm) churches in Sin City?

    I will go and hunt down your new thread. You may have already answered my question there.

    God bless.

    Sister Charli.

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  • Brother Snapper Grogan
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    Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
    Thank you all for the support. I went to church today and just started another thread about it.
    Well done, Larry. Our prayers for you seem to be bearing fruit.

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  • Las Vegas Larry
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    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    Yeah, you may want to consider a move in your near future.


    Genesis can be a bit dry once you're into the later parts. Don't worry, it picks up. Unfortunately God decided to sneak some important stuff in between a lot of those begots, I guess to make sure that we were actually reading the whole book.


    You go do that, you're going through a major change right now. Just keep reading and I'm sure that Jesus will cure you.
    Thank you Mrs. Believer. Of all my reputational points, yours was the only green one...

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  • Las Vegas Larry
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    Thank you all for the support. I went to church today and just started another thread about it.

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  • WinnerNotSinner
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    Gambling is not how God wants you to become wealthy. Hard work is the Godly way to yield rewards.

    Proverbs 13
    11Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labour shall increase.


    This is not to say you should work hard for money, you should just work hard for nothing - that is God's way. You may not "like it", it may not "make you happy or fulfilled" but it's not about YOU, it's about GOD, so get a proper job you drunkard.

    1 Timothy 6
    10For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.


    If you maybe STOPPED mucking around playing poker and started worshipping the LORD, then he might grant you a nice financial blessing.

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
    Hi Guys....

    Slept most of the day after last night's binge.....Don't know what got into me..... Larry just loses it sometimes.....

    It must be Las Vegas. All the bright lights, cheap women, narcotics and alcohol....
    Yeah, you may want to consider a move in your near future.

    Spent the day reading the Bible with Leroy. He smells bad, but we got through most of Genesis today....

    Not sure why so much of it seems to be trivial genealogies? All that "begatting" stuff? Why is that important? Isn't it supposed to be about God creating everything and then Jesus saving us? Why so much detail on the stuff in between?
    Genesis can be a bit dry once you're into the later parts. Don't worry, it picks up. Unfortunately God decided to sneak some important stuff in between a lot of those begots, I guess to make sure that we were actually reading the whole book.

    Gotta lay back down....
    You go do that, you're going through a major change right now. Just keep reading and I'm sure that Jesus will cure you.

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  • Sister Charli
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    Am thrilled to see you here today Larry.

    I have been praying earnestly for you all morning.

    What with Leroy and all that temptation.

    Sounds as tho you may have really prayed your gay away this time.

    Never let your guard down tho young man.

    The devil can sneak up on us when we least expect it.

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  • Lisa H
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    Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
    Hi Guys....

    Slept most of the day after last night's binge.....Don't know what got into me..... Larry just loses it sometimes.....

    It must be Las Vegas. All the bright lights, cheap women, narcotics and alcohol....

    Spent the day reading the Bible with Leroy. He smells bad, but we got through most of Genesis today....

    Not sure why so much of it seems to be trivial genealogies? All that "begatting" stuff? Why is that important? Isn't it supposed to be about God creating everything and then Jesus saving us? Why so much detail on the stuff in between?

    Gotta lay back down....
    If you don't understand it, the go back and read it again till you do.

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  • Brother Snapper Grogan
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    It sounds as if you're well on the way, Larry - congratulations! Keep reading and don't worry about the smell. Believe me, the smell of brimstone is much worse.

    I'll let our knowledgeable Pastors answer your important question.

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  • Las Vegas Larry
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    Hi Guys....

    Slept most of the day after last night's binge.....Don't know what got into me..... Larry just loses it sometimes.....

    It must be Las Vegas. All the bright lights, cheap women, narcotics and alcohol....

    Spent the day reading the Bible with Leroy. He smells bad, but we got through most of Genesis today....

    Not sure why so much of it seems to be trivial genealogies? All that "begatting" stuff? Why is that important? Isn't it supposed to be about God creating everything and then Jesus saving us? Why so much detail on the stuff in between?

    Gotta lay back down....

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Well perhaps a good nights sleep will bring him around. I pray that he got his hands on a Bible, even a Gideons out of a hotel room is better than nothing.

    We shall see.

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  • SUV
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    Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
    I need to admit to it in order to get some love tonight, I will.
    Dear Cheeses. As the majority of our Congregation is of the Male persuation you are seen beyond all doubt now for what you are:
    A raging homo sapien.

    Please, Larry; please. Pray harder. With a rather grand Tithe, I Believe that our Pastors can make it all better for you.

    Just give them whatever little bit of Money you might have left. Please. Your $alvation is nothing to whistle Turkey in the Straw about.

    Not even a tune by Scarlatti

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  • Lisa H
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    Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
    I'm not feeling much love here. But they have a cot for me. I won't trouble you anymore tonight..

    I have to share a bible with someone named Leroy.
    You only reap what you sow. The devil always expects payment. It looks like yours has come early.

    Jude 1
    16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
    18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.

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