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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #76
    Re: Yeah Whatever

    Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
    What more can I do than apologize? Should I slash my wrists tonight, at my lowest point?
    You come on here, abuse use, say I am cheap trash whore who visits you in your Sodom and Gomorrah then expect me to feel sorry for you because you wasted all you money and now living in the gutter of poverty.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Las Vegas Larry
      Unsaved trash
      • Jul 2010
      • 85

      #77
      Re: Yeah Whatever

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      You come on here, abuse use, say I am cheap trash whore who visits you in your Sodom and Gomorrah then expect me to feel sorry for you because you wasted all you money and now living in the gutter of poverty.
      I'm not feeling much love here. But they have a cot for me. I won't trouble you anymore tonight..

      I have to share a bible with someone named Leroy.

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      • Sister Charli
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 1590

        #78
        Re: Yeah Whatever

        Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
        I have to share a bible with someone named Leroy.
        Oh dear.

        Leroy sounds like a gayboy.

        This is what I meant about the devil tempting you.

        Remember Larry .... Pray your gay away!

        I will say a prayer for you.
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #79
          Re: Yeah Whatever

          Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
          I'm not feeling much love here. But they have a cot for me. I won't trouble you anymore tonight..

          I have to share a bible with someone named Leroy.
          You only reap what you sow. The devil always expects payment. It looks like yours has come early.

          Jude 1
          16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
          18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #80
            Re: Yeah Whatever

            Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
            I need to admit to it in order to get some love tonight, I will.
            Dear Cheeses. As the majority of our Congregation is of the Male persuation you are seen beyond all doubt now for what you are:
            A raging homo sapien.

            Please, Larry; please. Pray harder. With a rather grand Tithe, I Believe that our Pastors can make it all better for you.

            Just give them whatever little bit of Money you might have left. Please. Your $alvation is nothing to whistle Turkey in the Straw about.

            Not even a tune by Scarlatti

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #81
              Re: Yeah Whatever

              Well perhaps a good nights sleep will bring him around. I pray that he got his hands on a Bible, even a Gideons out of a hotel room is better than nothing.

              We shall see.
              Drama queen

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              • Las Vegas Larry
                Unsaved trash
                • Jul 2010
                • 85

                #82
                Re: Yeah Whatever

                Hi Guys....

                Slept most of the day after last night's binge.....Don't know what got into me..... Larry just loses it sometimes.....

                It must be Las Vegas. All the bright lights, cheap women, narcotics and alcohol....

                Spent the day reading the Bible with Leroy. He smells bad, but we got through most of Genesis today....

                Not sure why so much of it seems to be trivial genealogies? All that "begatting" stuff? Why is that important? Isn't it supposed to be about God creating everything and then Jesus saving us? Why so much detail on the stuff in between?

                Gotta lay back down....

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                • Brother Snapper Grogan
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 608

                  #83
                  Re: Yeah Whatever

                  It sounds as if you're well on the way, Larry - congratulations! Keep reading and don't worry about the smell. Believe me, the smell of brimstone is much worse.

                  I'll let our knowledgeable Pastors answer your important question.
                  What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #84
                    Re: Yeah Whatever

                    Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                    Hi Guys....

                    Slept most of the day after last night's binge.....Don't know what got into me..... Larry just loses it sometimes.....

                    It must be Las Vegas. All the bright lights, cheap women, narcotics and alcohol....

                    Spent the day reading the Bible with Leroy. He smells bad, but we got through most of Genesis today....

                    Not sure why so much of it seems to be trivial genealogies? All that "begatting" stuff? Why is that important? Isn't it supposed to be about God creating everything and then Jesus saving us? Why so much detail on the stuff in between?

                    Gotta lay back down....
                    If you don't understand it, the go back and read it again till you do.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Sister Charli
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 1590

                      #85
                      Re: Yeah Whatever

                      Am thrilled to see you here today Larry.

                      I have been praying earnestly for you all morning.

                      What with Leroy and all that temptation.

                      Sounds as tho you may have really prayed your gay away this time.

                      Never let your guard down tho young man.

                      The devil can sneak up on us when we least expect it.
                      2 Chronicles 7:14
                      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #86
                        Re: Yeah Whatever

                        Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                        Hi Guys....

                        Slept most of the day after last night's binge.....Don't know what got into me..... Larry just loses it sometimes.....

                        It must be Las Vegas. All the bright lights, cheap women, narcotics and alcohol....
                        Yeah, you may want to consider a move in your near future.

                        Spent the day reading the Bible with Leroy. He smells bad, but we got through most of Genesis today....

                        Not sure why so much of it seems to be trivial genealogies? All that "begatting" stuff? Why is that important? Isn't it supposed to be about God creating everything and then Jesus saving us? Why so much detail on the stuff in between?
                        Genesis can be a bit dry once you're into the later parts. Don't worry, it picks up. Unfortunately God decided to sneak some important stuff in between a lot of those begots, I guess to make sure that we were actually reading the whole book.

                        Gotta lay back down....
                        You go do that, you're going through a major change right now. Just keep reading and I'm sure that Jesus will cure you.
                        Drama queen

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                        • WinnerNotSinner
                          Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 951

                          #87
                          Re: Yeah Whatever

                          Gambling is not how God wants you to become wealthy. Hard work is the Godly way to yield rewards.

                          Proverbs 13
                          11Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labour shall increase.


                          This is not to say you should work hard for money, you should just work hard for nothing - that is God's way. You may not "like it", it may not "make you happy or fulfilled" but it's not about YOU, it's about GOD, so get a proper job you drunkard.

                          1 Timothy 6
                          10For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.


                          If you maybe STOPPED mucking around playing poker and started worshipping the LORD, then he might grant you a nice financial blessing.
                          6
                          A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                          "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                          Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                          If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                          GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                          • Las Vegas Larry
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 85

                            #88
                            Re: Yeah Whatever

                            Thank you all for the support. I went to church today and just started another thread about it.

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                            • Las Vegas Larry
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 85

                              #89
                              Re: Yeah Whatever

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                              Yeah, you may want to consider a move in your near future.


                              Genesis can be a bit dry once you're into the later parts. Don't worry, it picks up. Unfortunately God decided to sneak some important stuff in between a lot of those begots, I guess to make sure that we were actually reading the whole book.


                              You go do that, you're going through a major change right now. Just keep reading and I'm sure that Jesus will cure you.
                              Thank you Mrs. Believer. Of all my reputational points, yours was the only green one...

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                              • Brother Snapper Grogan
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 608

                                #90
                                Re: Yeah Whatever

                                Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                                Thank you all for the support. I went to church today and just started another thread about it.
                                Well done, Larry. Our prayers for you seem to be bearing fruit.
                                What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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