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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #61
    Re: Yeah Whatever

    Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
    Listen sweetheart, I am not gay.
    Then why are you calling me sweetheart?

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    • WinnerNotSinner
      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 951

      #62
      Re: Yeah Whatever

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      Then why are you calling me sweetheart?
      Caught red handed!
      6
      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • Las Vegas Larry
        Unsaved trash
        • Jul 2010
        • 85

        #63
        Re: Yeah Whatever

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        Then why are you calling me sweetheart?
        I'm moving to another table in the tournament on a break and don't have much time.

        I ASSUMED you were female from your avatar? No?

        Gotta run.

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #64
          Re: Yeah Whatever

          Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
          Listen sweetheart, I am not gay. And like the rest of the country, my "leisure suits" went to the Good Will by the end of 2008.

          You look a little prudish and probably belong in a Bingo Parlor out here, but Vegas can do wonders to improve your appearance.

          Larry Loves you Baby!
          so that's how you roll, hitten on True Christian ladies. News flash SUV does not date trash, especially homer trash.

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          • Las Vegas Larry
            Unsaved trash
            • Jul 2010
            • 85

            #65
            Re: Yeah Whatever

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            so that's how you roll, hitten on True Christian ladies. News flash SUV does not date trash, especially homer trash.
            I finished out of the money in the tournament.

            Came home and I see that I now have FIVE infractions and a whole lotta bad rep. Plus I'm labeled as a homo, and I am not...

            What am I doing wrong James? Can you help?

            Hope tomorrow's a better day.....

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #66
              Re: Yeah Whatever

              Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
              I finished out of the money in the tournament.

              Came home and I see that I now have FIVE infractions and a whole lotta bad rep. Plus I'm labeled as a homo, and I am not...

              What am I doing wrong James? Can you help?

              Hope tomorrow's a better day.....
              Well Larry the leper, I suggest you Pick up A KJV1611 and read it, followed with repenting and accepting Jesus as your a Savior. Oh and one more thing quit being a damn HOMER

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              • ManyPaths
                Unsaved trash, liberal feminazi
                • Jul 2010
                • 69

                #67
                Re: Yeah Whatever

                There's nothing wrong with being gay Larry. It's only a problem if you stay in the closet. My friend Mason has been sooo much happier now that he's not trying to hide it from anyone. Be proud of who you are, because you are a beautiful person.

                Human beings are made of body, mind and spirit.
                Of these, spirit is primary,
                for it connects us to the source of everything,
                the eternal field of consciousness.
                -Deepak Chopra

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                • Las Vegas Larry
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 85

                  #68
                  Re: Yeah Whatever

                  Originally posted by ManyPaths View Post
                  There's nothing wrong with being gay Larry. It's only a problem if you stay in the closet. My friend Mason has been sooo much happier now that he's not trying to hide it from anyone. Be proud of who you are, because you are a beautiful person.

                  But I'm not gay!

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #69
                    Re: Yeah Whatever

                    Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                    But I'm not gay!
                    Of course not, Swisherella.

                    We believe you.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Sister Charli
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 1590

                      #70
                      Re: Yeah Whatever

                      Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                      But I'm not gay!
                      Are you telling us that you have already prayed your gay away?
                      2 Chronicles 7:14
                      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                      • Las Vegas Larry
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 85

                        #71
                        Re: Yeah Whatever

                        Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                        Are you telling us that you have already prayed your gay away?
                        You know, I'm so disheartened tonight, yes, I've prayed the gay away. I don't know that I was ever gay to begin with but if I need to admit to it in order to get some love tonight, I will.

                        The gay, the leisure suits..... all gone. Okay?

                        We don't have many bibles in Vegas, but I think they have one at the soup kitchen on the strip. I have no money left so will crash there for the night and start reading.

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                        • Sister Charli
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1590

                          #72
                          Re: Yeah Whatever

                          Sounds like a great plan Larry.

                          Remember tho ... the devil can tempt you when you least expect it.

                          You may need to Pray your gay away on more than one occasion.
                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #73
                            Re: Yeah Whatever

                            Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                            You know, I'm so disheartened tonight, yes, I've prayed the gay away. I don't know that I was ever gay to begin with but if I need to admit to it in order to get some love tonight, I will.

                            The gay, the leisure suits..... all gone. Okay?

                            We don't have many bibles in Vegas, but I think they have one at the soup kitchen on the strip. I have no money left so will crash there for the night and start reading.
                            Stop telling your devils lies. You have spoken so many of them you no longer know how to tell the truth.

                            Acts 13:10 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

                            You live in the sin city like Sodom and Gomorrah. I would not be surprised you pay of your debts by being sodomized like they did in Sodom and Gomorrah.

                            You are on the fast train to eternal damnation in hell.

                            Jude 1
                            7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
                            8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.
                            15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him.
                            16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
                            18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Las Vegas Larry
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 85

                              #74
                              Re: Yeah Whatever

                              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                              Stop telling your devils lies. You have spoken so many of them you no longer know how to tell the truth.

                              Acts 13:10 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

                              You live in the sin city like Sodom and Gomorrah. I would not be surprised you pay of your debts by being sodomized like they did in Sodom and Gomorrah.

                              You are on the fast train to eternal damnation in hell.

                              Jude 1
                              7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
                              8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.
                              15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him.
                              16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
                              18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                              What more can I do than apologize? Should I slash my wrists tonight, at my lowest point?

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #75
                                Re: Yeah Whatever

                                Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                                What more can I do than apologize? Should I slash my wrists tonight, at my lowest point?
                                Give your life over to Jesus before you do.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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