[Nobar King]

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couldnt roll of their tounge's

You must be either a Brit, a Canuck, or an Aussie. No American would butcher their apostrophes like that. Which is it, boy?

[Lisa H]

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No Billy bob jenkins. I bought my iPhone because I am a fan of only carrying one device that serves as my phone music device and Internet. I wouldve changed but I had AT&T before they got the iPhone and it seemed the best.

As for Higgins, my apartment mates in my undergrad gave me a nickname since my last name was too hard for them to say.

And I intend on going into criminal prosecution.

Hope that helps.

So you are embarrassed to be seen carrying the King James Bible. Jesus was never embarrassed about the work he did.

[Higgins]

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So you are embarrassed to be seen carrying the King James Bible. Jesus was never embarrassed about the work he did.

I use it as reference, it is a lot easier to keep a digital copy rather than to carry a heavy Bible with you. Oh an also I didn't mean to put an apostrophe there accidentally hit it and didn't catch it. I am an American, born and raised in Virginia.

[Nobar King]

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Oh an also I didn't mean to put an apostrophe there accidentally hit it and didn't catch it. I am an American, born and raised in Virginia.

What makes you think that anyone wants to read your posts if you can't be bothered to write them properly?

[Lisa H]

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I use it as reference, it is a lot easier to keep a digital copy rather than to carry a heavy Bible with you. Oh an also I didn't mean to put an apostrophe there accidentally hit it and didn't catch it. I am an American, born and raised in Virginia.

I always have both. I always carry a printed a copy whenever I can. I also have many verses on my iPod. I call it my iBible as this is all that is on it.

[SticksAndStones]

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Hi Higgins, you seem like a nice guy. Here at landover, most people are really cool, and very religious. People like Ezekiel, Lisa and others will make you feel at home. But beware, there are a lot perverts who claim to be True Christians. I will not take there names here, but they are there.

[Higgins]

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What makes you think that anyone wants to read your posts if you can't be bothered to write them properly?

I'm sorry did I offend you in some way. I sincerely did not mean to. I will take care in the future not to put apostrophes where they should not be.

[Nobar King]

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I'm sorry did I offend you in some way. I sincerely did not mean to. I will take care in the future not to put apostrophes where they should not be.

It's not me who you should be worrying about. How do you think the apostrophes feel? Not to mention your English teacher.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Misused apostrophes make Baby Jesus cry.

[Professor Bessemer]

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It's not me who you should be worrying about. How do you think the apostrophes feel? Not to mention your English teacher.

And the Lord for that matter! He did not have King James write His Bible in American English just to have supposed Christians butcher and mangle His favorite language.

Do you not realize that every typo and grammatical error mocks Jesus' temporary sacrifice on the cross at Calvary? Please, do your best to honor the fact that Jesus died for three entire days to absolve all True Christians™ and potential True Christians™ of their sins.

[Sister Charli]

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It wasn't Higgins, it was my last name which they said couldnt roll of their tounge's as easy.

Mr Higginbottom.

Why are you embarrassed by your parentage?

They were married when you were born weren't they?

[Brother Temperance]

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Welcome, friend. Are there any specific experiences in your life which helped lead you to Jesus? What exactly is it that attracted you to the shining light on the hill that is Landover?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Welcome, Mr. Higgins. Don't worry too much about the apostrophes. Brother Nobar means well, but he is getting on in his dotage. Are you married? If so, how many little soldiers for Christ have you sired?

[Higgins]

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No I am not married, I suppose the truth of the Bible came to me one day while I was writing a scholarly paper on the story of Cain and Abel. You see, I have always been a student of theothanatology, so I was writing on how Cain was the epotime of Nietzsche's Übermensch and I got to the verse in my signature and realized how just God must be to allow the first murderer such a punishment. Don't misunderstand me, I am a firm supporter of capital punishment, after all God does condone it, but in this instance it was clear He was showing mercy.