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  • Hitchy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2010
    • 10

    #1

    Greetings!

    Hi guys. I'm a 15 year old boy from Norway. I use my free time to go to church and trying to connect to Jesus and God, or as we call him here in Norway: Rompisen og Nissen.
    I have a girlfriend, which is an atheist, should in dump her? She have been asking a lot lately "when are we going to make a move? dont you like me?". Just because I don't wanna have sex with her.. I can't have sex with her because: SEX IS EVIL! If you have sex, and you are not married, you ARE going to get Aids. Sex is also very very dangerous!
    Well, that's a bit to much about my privat-life. My name is Henrik by the way..
  • Jo Freddie
    Unsaved trash
    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #2
    Re: Greetings!

    Originally posted by Hitchy View Post
    Hi guys. I'm a 15 year old boy from Norway. I use my free time to go to church and trying to connect to Jesus and God, or as we call him here in Norway: Rompisen og Nissen.
    I have a girlfriend, which is an atheist, should in dump her? She have been asking a lot lately "when are we going to make a move? dont you like me?". Just because I don't wanna have sex with her.. I can't have sex with her because: SEX IS EVIL! If you have sex, and you are not married, you ARE going to get Aids. Sex is also very very dangerous!
    Well, that's a bit to much about my privat-life. My name is Henrik by the way..
    Sex is NOT a sin, that is a concept from the KJV Collected Fairy Tales and not based on the TRUE Word Of God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster has this to say about your situation.

    The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

    4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

    8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did IT I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #3
      Re: Greetings!

      Originally posted by Hitchy View Post
      Hi guys. I'm a 15 year old boy from Norway...
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Sister Charli
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 1590

        #4
        Re: Greetings!

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Sex is NOT a sin, .....
        Apart from being a sin ..... in Australia it is also a crime for a 15 year old.

        Age of consent here is 16.
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #5
          Re: Greetings!

          Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
          Apart from being a sin ..... in Australia it is also a crime for a 15 year old.

          Age of consent here is 16.
          Which parts of The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" did I highlight Chaz?
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          • Sister Charli
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 1590

            #6
            Re: Greetings!

            Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
            Apart from being a sin ..... in Australia it is also a crime for a 15 year old.

            Age of consent here is 16.
            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Which parts of The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" did I highlight Chaz?
            Mr Noodle Worshipper.

            I have better things to do with my time than read quotes from your spaghetti and meatballs cookbook.

            Consider yourself blessed I even read your posts.

            If I knew how to put someone on my ignore list you would be my chosen (and only) one.
            2 Chronicles 7:14
            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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            • Jo Freddie
              Unsaved trash
              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #7
              Re: Greetings!

              Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
              I have better things to do with my time than read...
              Well let me make it easy for you by repeating it here..
              "Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity."
              Which I think covers your point about the age of consent.
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              Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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              Loose Canon Fan Page
              North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
              I have been to The Volcano!

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              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070

                #8
                Re: Greetings!

                Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                Apart from being a sin ..... in Australia it is also a crime for a 15 year old.

                Age of consent here is 16.
                It is also a crime for someone in Norway at that age.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • Hitchy
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 10

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings!

                  I've been around on the forums for about 1 hour or something. I must say, you guys made me really laugh .
                  Are you serious when you post such thing as "8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!", and in the first I see is the flag of Finland.
                  I'm going to stay around.

                  Dere er helt skutte i hodet, og dere vet det . Hilsen en norsk ateist.

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                  • Sister Charli
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 1590

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings!

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Well let me make it easy for you by repeating it here..
                    "Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity."
                    Which I think covers your point about the age of consent.
                    Oh for goodness sake.

                    How many teenage boys - even over the age of consent - have one iota of maturity when it comes to sexual activity?

                    They are like a three year old unsupervised in a lolly shop.
                    2 Chronicles 7:14
                    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings!

                      Originally posted by Hitchy View Post
                      I've been around on the forums for about 1 hour or something. I must say, you guys made me really laugh .
                      Are you serious when you post such thing as "8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!", and in the first I see is the flag of Finland.
                      I'm going to stay around.

                      Dere er helt skutte i hodet, og dere vet det . Hilsen en norsk ateist.
                      Little girl, don't go around saying you want to shoot people in the head in that demonic language.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • fearless
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 2

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings!

                        Originally posted by Hitchy View Post
                        I've been around on the forums for about 1 hour or something. I must say, you guys made me really laugh .
                        Are you serious when you post such thing as "8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!", and in the first I see is the flag of Finland.
                        I'm going to stay around.

                        Dere er helt skutte i hodet, og dere vet det . Hilsen en norsk ateist.
                        De er ikke helt normale.

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                        • Sister Charli
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1590

                          #13
                          Re: Greetings!

                          Originally posted by Hitchy View Post
                          Dere er helt skutte i hodet, og dere vet det . Hilsen en norsk ateist.
                          Huh?

                          "You is all right shot in head , and you know facts. Bow a Norwegian atheist."
                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                          • Sister Charli
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1590

                            #14
                            Re: Greetings!

                            Originally posted by fearless View Post
                            De er ikke helt normale.
                            As Fearless says .... we are absolutely normal!
                            2 Chronicles 7:14
                            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                            • fearless
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 2

                              #15
                              Re: Greetings!

                              Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                              As Fearless says .... we are absolutely normal!
                              I love this place

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