Hi

[old_mister_cutty]

I don't go to church.
My favourite bible verse is the one where people don't hate eachother for every little thing.
I think these tags that the forum gives people like "cleanest kitchen" is degrading and ignorant.
I think you all need to calm down.

Oh and by the way, I know Jesus personally. He's written books and stuff. It's kind of interesting. I don't know how much he likes the bible though. I should ask him some day.

So yeah. I've never done anything morally wrong in my life, but I'm sure you can find something about me that you all hate. Like maybe that I worked on Sundays when I was a teenager to earn money, or maybe you just don't like people who don't go to church full stop.

have a nice day.

(Waits to be permabanned =[ *sadface*)

[Lisa H]

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[old_mister_cutty]

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Lisa, you seem like a nice lady, and I appreciate that you simply used an image macro as opposed to simply flaming me as so many do.

[Lisa H]

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Lisa, you seem like a nice lady, and I appreciate that you simply used an image macro as opposed to simply flaming me as so many do.

What image macro are you talking about?
You have only made 4 posts

[Sister Charli]

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Gidday Mr Cutty

What do you estimate your blood alcohol reading is right now.

Please tell me you did not write that initial intro sober.

[old_mister_cutty]

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Gidday Mr Cutty

What do you estimate your blood alcohol reading is right now.

Please tell me you did not write that initial intro sober.

Sober it was. I do not drink.

Oh, and I know you girls aren't allowed in the boys-only sub-forum, but there is a thread about men having sex with 12 year olds in it. I was quite abhorred by that thread and by how many people agreed with such a misdeed. Furthermore I was saddened that the people fighting the good fight are the ones being prosecuted. Surely sleeping with a 12 year old, under any pretences, is immoral.

[Sister Charli]

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Sober it was. I do not drink.

Oh, and I know you girls aren't allowed in the boys-only sub-forum, but there is a thread about men having sex with 12 year olds in it. I was quite abhorred by that thread and by how many people agreed with such a misdeed. Furthermore I was saddened that the people fighting the good fight are the ones being prosecuted. Surely sleeping with a 12 year old, under any pretences, is immoral.

As you so rightly say, we are not allowed in there. I still have welts on my bottom from the time I accidentally wandered in there by mistake.

But ..... why are you checking out threads on here about 12 year olds? I have seen many other new folk come to Landover and seem preoccupied with the threads about underage kids. Are you wearing pedobear underwear?

[old_mister_cutty]

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As you so rightly say, we are not allowed in there. I still have welts on my bottom from the time I accidentally wandered in there by mistake.

What a cruel master you must have who would do such a deed for such a small error of judgement.

But ..... why are you checking out threads on here about 12 year olds? I have seen many other new folk come to Landover and seem preoccupied with the threads about underage kids. Are you wearing pedobear underwear?

The thread was actually about a man's barren wife. The children came in later on in the post. I don't like what you imply, as it is under false pretences.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

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You sure have a lot of opinions, mister. I've heard that term "cutty" before, but I don't really understand its use. Could you explain?

[Lisa H]

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What a cruel master you must have who would do such a deed for such a small error of judgement.

The thread was actually about a man's barren wife. The children came in later on in the post. I don't like what you imply, as it is under false pretences.

You just got an infraction for posting something naughty. Should you not be posting to the relevant thread.

[Sister Charli]

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What a cruel master you must have who would do such a deed for such a small error of judgement.

Oh no. It was my Daddy. He is the one who allows me on the internet. But I can't just go anywhere. Of course he wants to keep me safe. I could not ask for a better parental role model. He only disciplines me because he loves me - and I deserve it.

Proverbs 13:24 (King James Version)
24He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Of course the bible talks about boy childs because they are more important. But Daddy only had the one offspring, me, and he has never ever blamed me for being born a girl - despite his obvious disappointment.

The thread was actually about a man's barren wife. The children came in later on in the post. I don't like what you imply, as it is under false pretences.

I apologise if I have misread you. But we do get a lot of sleazy old men trolling this forum and only posting in topics that discuss under-age children.

[old_mister_cutty]

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You sure have a lot of opinions, mister. I've heard that term "cutty" before, but I don't really understand its use. Could you explain?

I decided to use the name in memory of a friend of mine who went by the nickname Cutty. It has no other significance to me.

You just got an infraction for posting something naughty. Should you not be posting to the relevant thread.

I didn't think what I did was naughty. Those who judged me did.
And yes, I should be posting in the relevant thread, but the forum seems to restrict posting to once every 300 seconds, and I find I have to reply to things like this with more urgency at the moment.

I apologise if I have misread you. But we do get a lot of sleazy old men trolling this forum and only posting in sites that discuss under-age children.

I really appreciate this apology
I suppose I was wrong to come into this board under the pretence that I wouldn't enjoy it, but that was a ray of light.

[Punnchy]

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I suppose I was wrong to come into this board under the pretence that I wouldn't enjoy it, but that was a ray of light.

Yeah, its full of a bunch of arrogant god mongering folk who are too big for their britches, but its growing on me too.

[Sister Charli]

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I decided to use the name in memory of a friend of mine who went by the nickname Cutty. It has no other significance to me.

In memory? How did your friend Cutty die?

Is he burning in hell right now?

[old_mister_cutty]

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In memory? How did your friend Cutty die?

Is he burning in hell right now?

He was in a car accident. The other driver was speeding.

I would hope not. He never did a bad thing in his life, and he volunteered many times to help people.