[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: MM & BB

Why yes there is, but I wouldn't expect any of you to realize that because you clump people into two categories. People like yourselves, tour TRUE CHRISTIANS, and everybody else, who is damned to hell.

It's not we who "clump people into two categories", witch, it's God.

It's very simple - there are those who are washed in His Blood and who will enjoy aeternal bliss in Heaven with Him, and those who are damned and who will spend aeternity in the everlasting fires being violated by Satan's red hot tallywhacker.

Guess which clump you fall into? (Hint: )

[Levi Jones]

Re: MM & BB

I don't need to be "saved". I was merely curious as to how many of you blindly follow without knowledge of what you believe in.

Says a follower of Gardner's 50 year old claptrap.

I believe it's called faith, hippie. Once you get done doing your "spiritual searching," Jesus will still be waiting for you. Unless He strikes you dead first.

[sixsixsex]

Re: MM & BB

I don't need to be "saved". I was merely curious as to how many of you blindly follow without knowledge of what you believe in.

[Levi Jones]

Re: MM & BB

Just because you've obtained new members doesn't mean you've saved them. And my question about souls has been ignored...noted. I suppose I was right then.

Do you really want me to quote the Bible to you about the soul, heaven and hell? Do you want me to tell you what to do to get Saved?

[Nobar King]

Re: MM & BB

I always come up with my best ideas when I'm alone. It's great to not have anyone to tell you that you're wrong, so I'm always right about everything.

[sixsixsex]

Re: MM & BB

Just because you've obtained new members doesn't mean you've saved them. And my question about souls has been ignored...noted. I suppose I was right then.

[Levi Jones]

Re: MM & BB

Yeah, clearly you've saved so many souls, when I've read the introductions of people who actually seem serious and the replies are nothing but mocking and condescending, so I'm not quite sure how you've even managed to save an ant, let alone "hundreds of souls". Also, do you even know what a soul is? Can you explain exactly what it is in real terms? I would be willing to be that you don't even know what it is, just something you've been told you have and could go to hell if you're a bad boy.

We have obtained two or three new forum members today alone. There are some other promising ones who are trying to turn their lives over to Jesus as well.

Many don't make the cut, but that's the way God has ordained it.

Matthew 22:14 For many are called, but few are chosen.

[Nobar King]

Re: MM & BB

This forum is private in the sense that it is privately owned and not run by the govt. If this was a public forum it would have to conform to laws that regulate government control of the public.

[sixsixsex]

Re: MM & BB

Yeah, clearly you've saved so many souls, when I've read the introductions of people who actually seem serious and the replies are nothing but mocking and condescending, so I'm not quite sure how you've even managed to save an ant, let alone "hundreds of souls". Also, do you even know what a soul is? Can you explain exactly what it is in real terms? I would be willing to be that you don't even know what it is, just something you've been told you have and could go to hell if you're a bad boy.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: MM & BB

I have noticed. This is clearly not a private forum, and obviously they like people joining who have different religions and opinions so that they can call them a variation of names. If this were truly a private forum, and they REALLY did not want others joining then the posts would not be viewable to anybody who did not have an account and registration would be invite only. Clearly they all enjoy this type of thing too much to close registrations.


And again with that damn prayer. You realize it does nothing, yeah?

So if I leave my back door open, that means I want some stranger to barge into my house and yell at me?

If this was a closed private forum, I would not have been able to find it; I'm happy here amongst my Christian brethren. I've seen others come through since I joined that are now ranked True Christians(TM) again, they would not be able to be here if it wasn't for the forum being open for public viewing. They do have a Biblical question when you first sign up, but I guess they can't stop people from Googling for the answer (oh how I wish they could make it so that you had to do it from memory). That in itself should of been a hint that this is a Christian forum.

I've even seen some that first showed up to mock, turn towards Jesus. Then there's others like poor LV Larry, whom we're trying to council, but people like you come here and confuse the poor guy.

[Levi Jones]

Re: MM & BB

Clearly they all enjoy this type of thing too much to close registrations.

Of course not. We have saved hundreds of souls in our outreach. Many of our respected members started off as non-believers.

[sixsixsex]

Re: MM & BB

Okay, you've got MM's attention, but who is BB?

MM & BB stand for Merry Meet and Blessed Be, which is a greeting, not people's initials.

They like to bitch that this is a private forum while having open enrollment, and I have liked your posts so far, I'm a christian myself, but not their type of christian and see how they've treated me? Its hilarious, but saddens the lord god greatly that they think this way

I have noticed. This is clearly not a private forum, and obviously they like people joining who have different religions and opinions so that they can call them a variation of names. If this were truly a private forum, and they REALLY did not want others joining then the posts would not be viewable to anybody who did not have an account and registration would be invite only. Clearly they all enjoy this type of thing too much to close registrations.


And again with that damn prayer. You realize it does nothing, yeah?

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: MM & BB

Looks like you're wasting bandwidth on Lake of Fire kindling to me Pastor Zeke.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: MM & BB

Merry meet and merry part and merry meet again. According to this forum, I am a godless goth who worships satan, but in reality I am only a red-headed Wicca who loves the earth mother very dearly. Sorry it's not nearly as exciting as you all had hoped. It's really a shame that people can't get along, but it sounds like you've all been brainwashed so thoroughly that there's no way to undo it. That's unfortunate. You wouldn't last 10 minutes in the real world outside of your little community in Iowa or wherever the majority of you are from, what with all your damning people to hell every 30 seconds.

Oh, and whoever changed my signature to communist pervert, thank you. I hadn't thought of that one myself and it is quite excellent.

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself, my church and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: MM & BB

Okay, you've got MM's attention, but who is BB?