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  • Machiavelli
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    • Aug 2010
    • 23

    #1

    HI

    i dont know where to start, honestly im overwhelmed.
  • Nobar King
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    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: HI

    Where would you like to start? We can work on apostrophes and capitalization if you'd like to start with something easy.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Machiavelli
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      • Aug 2010
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      #3
      Re: HI

      i didnt even have to try hard. NEVER in my life have i come across so many hostile people in one place.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
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        #4
        Re: HI

        Originally posted by Machiavelli View Post
        i didn't even have to try hard. NEVER in my life have i come across so many hostile people in one place.
        You have not come across many baptists before then? Not that the other flavours of the cults of Elohim are much better.
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        • Machiavelli
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          #5
          Re: HI

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          You have not come across many baptists before then? Not that the other flavours of the cults of Elohim are much better.
          yes and another good point^, NEVER have i come across so many mislead people. I mean the logic presented here just floored me. i dont know if some of you are just having a laugh or actually believe these things, but IM SHOCKED.

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          • TheBibleBanger
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            • Jul 2010
            • 12

            #6
            Re: HI

            Originally posted by Machiavelli View Post
            i didnt even have to try hard. NEVER in my life have i come across so many hostile people in one place.
            Sorry, but I don't understand what you meant when you said you didn't "have to try hard"? I could be wrong, but that sounds as if you meant that you were deliberately looking for hostility here, and that you think you found it.

            The post by Nobar King simply referred to your grammar. Why would you consider that to be hostile?

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            • Machiavelli
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              • Aug 2010
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              #7
              Re: HI

              and NOBAR KING, it doesnt seem like you realize this but that quote makes you look like a complete idiot. the person who wrote it was clearly being sarcastic.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: HI

                Originally posted by Machiavelli View Post
                and NOBAR KING, it doesnt seem like you realize this but that quote makes you look like a complete idiot. the person who wrote it was clearly being sarcastic.
                Are you schizophrenic? You wrote the OP. Do you always refer to yourself as 'that person'? BTW, the only idiot on this thread is yourself. At least I know how to use an apostrophe.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Machiavelli
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                  • Aug 2010
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                  #9
                  Re: HI

                  Originally posted by TheBibleBanger View Post
                  Sorry, but I don't understand what you meant when you said you didn't "have to try hard"? I could be wrong, but that sounds as if you meant that you were deliberately looking for hostility here, and that you think you found it.

                  The post by Nobar King simply referred to your grammar. Why would you consider that to be hostile?

                  what? how did you get that from what i said? i ment ive looked around on this forum and im not surprised the first comment i recieved was hostile, i.e "i didnt even have to try hard"

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                  • Machiavelli
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                    • Aug 2010
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                    #10
                    Re: HI

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Are you schizophrenic? You wrote the OP. Do you always refer to yourself as 'that person'? BTW, the only idiot on this thread is yourself. At least I know how to use an apostrophe.

                    LOL, WOW. Your in your 50s? yet you rely on childish ways to insult me. im really impressed.

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                    • Brother Snapper Grogan
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                      • May 2010
                      • 608

                      #11
                      Re: HI

                      Hi Niccolo. (May I call you Niccolo?)

                      I admire your work to a certain degree. It's quite practical, though it's sorely lacking in Biblical quotations. That would have improved it immensely.

                      You've certainly lost a lot of typographic, stylistic and grammatical skills since your earlier work, and you've forgotten how to spell. Your first language isn't American and you are quite old, of course. Then again, so am I and I know where the CAPS key is.

                      So - what brings you to God's favourite forum?
                      What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                      • Machiavelli
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                        • Aug 2010
                        • 23

                        #12
                        Re: HI

                        yes thank you Brother Sapper for filling me in with well known information, atleast you got some facts right.

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                        • Jedediah
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                          • Feb 2010
                          • 6824

                          #13
                          Re: HI

                          I would ask that you not be so prejudiced on God's favorite forum, Machiavelli. As an unsaved trash, it is not your place to judge His elect. Only the Saved® may judge in righteous judgment.

                          Have you come here to persecute us? If so, please know that you are only proving our righteousness and strengthening our faith in the LORD of Hosts. We Christians have been persecuted for 2,000 years now. If you have come to do the same, get in line.

                          Matthew 5:10-11
                          Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                          Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

                          Luke 21:17
                          And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

                          In any case, Jesus-hating sinner that you are, God has brought you here for a reason. Please tell us more about yourself, so that we may better know how to share the Good News with you. How long have you rebelled against your Creator? Do you have a family? If so, do you raise your children to be hellbound, or is there yet a chance for their souls to be won for Christ? Are you ready to be baptized and accept Christ as your personal LORD and Savior?


                          We go to one of two places when we die. I know that I am going to the good place. Can you say the same thing?

                          Matthew 18:3
                          And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.


                          We would like for you to turn your life around, quit wallowing in depravity, and get right with the LORD. Despite your prejudicial notions, we love you with True Christian Love™, and we want you to join us in Heaven, Machiavelli. Don't you want to be with us in the bosom of Christ for all eternity?

                          Do not mistake our tough love for mean-spiritedness. Many who lack Christian discernment make this mistake. Our love is a pure love. If we did not love you and the other unsaved trash, why would we so forcefully rebuke you and reprove your false doctrines? We do so because we don't want you to go to hell.

                          Hebrews 12:5-8
                          And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
                          For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
                          If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
                          But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

                          The people who don't try to save you from eternal hellfire - they are the ones who hate you! Tell me son, if your house was on fire while you slept inside, would you rather me timidly knock on your door and whisper, or would you rather me bust out your bedroom window and yell through a bullhorn, WAKE UP MACHIAVELLI! WAKE UP!! IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE GOING TO BURN!!

                          Well, son, your house is on fire. And if you don't wake up and get on the right path with God, you are going to burn! I do not want this for you. I want to call you a fellow Brother in Christ. Please repent, Machiavelli. Don't make Jesus cry.

                          Jesus and I love you.

                          YIC
                          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                          • Machiavelli
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                            • Aug 2010
                            • 23

                            #14
                            Re: HI

                            Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                            I would ask that you not be so prejudiced on God's favorite forum, Machiavelli. As an unsaved trash, it is not your place to judge His elect. Only the Saved® may judge in righteous judgment.

                            Have you come here to persecute us? If so, please know that you are only proving our righteousness and strengthening our faith in the LORD of Hosts. We Christians have been persecuted for 2,000 years now. If you have come to do the same, get in line.

                            Matthew 5:10-11
                            Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                            Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

                            Luke 21:17
                            And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

                            In any case, Jesus-hating sinner that you are, God has brought you here for a reason. Please tell us more about yourself, so that we may better know how to share the Good News with you. How long have you rebelled against your Creator? Do you have a family? If so, do you raise your children to be hellbound, or is there yet a chance for their souls to be won for Christ? Are you ready to be baptized and accept Christ as your personal LORD and Savior?

                            We go to one of two places when we die. I know that I am going to the good place. Can you say the same thing?

                            Matthew 18:3
                            And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

                            We would like for you to turn your life around, quit wallowing in depravity, and get right with the LORD. Despite your prejudicial notions, we love you with True Christian Love™, and we want you to join us in Heaven, Machiavelli. Don't you want to be with us in the bosom of Christ for all eternity?

                            Do not mistake our tough love for mean-spiritedness. Many who lack Christian discernment make this mistake. Our love is a pure love. If we did not love you and the other unsaved trash, why would we so forcefully rebuke you and reprove your false doctrines? We do so because we don't want you to go to hell.

                            Hebrews 12:5-8
                            And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him: For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
                            If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
                            But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

                            The people who don't try to save you from eternal hellfire - they are the ones who hate you! Tell me son, if your house was on fire while you slept inside, would you rather me timidly knock on your door and whisper, or would you rather me bust out your bedroom window and yell through a bullhorn, WAKE UP MACHIAVELLI! WAKE UP!! IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE GOING TO BURN!!

                            Well, son, your house is on fire. And if you don't wake up and get on the right path with God, you are going to burn! I do not want this for you. I want to call you a fellow Brother in Christ. Please repent, Machiavelli. Don't make Jesus cry.

                            Jesus and I love you.

                            YIC


                            So let me get this straight, you try to push your personal agenda on me with fear? let me tell you something, i was baptised at birth and one day, i guess you could say, i "WOKE UP" and realized i was being fed complete bullshit. you see the difference between me and you, sadly to say, is you fear death and everything associated with it. You have no mind of your own and need to constantly push your beliefs on others instead of accepting everyone for who they are, like a TRUE god would want. You need someone to tell you how to live, what to say, and how to breathe. im 22, and i look down on you in pity. i hate to see my fellow people fall for such lies and manipulation, but part of me says "theres nothing you can do" "they did it to themselves". I truly feel sorry for you.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: HI

                              Originally posted by Machiavelli View Post
                              So let me get this straight, you try to push your personal agenda on me with fear? let me tell you something, i was baptised at birth and one day, i guess you could say, i "WOKE UP" and realized i was being fed complete bullshit. you see the difference between me and you
                              There certainly is a difference between me and you. I wasn't baptized at birth by parents who didn't know any better, and I "WOKE UP" later in life and realized that my life was complete bullshit and that I needed to start following the True Path of faith in the Lord, Jesus Christ.

                              It's too bad that you have rejected Him.

                              God bless.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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