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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #76
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    Why is your Halal list almost exactly the same as the Jews? Muhammad references many of the Old Testament stories. He completely ripped islam off from jews and Christians.
    Hardly surprising as like your church it is but one of the cults of Elohim.
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    • Ummalummadingdong
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Aug 2010
      • 115

      #77
      Re: Hello

      Someone told me this site is just a 'divine revelation'



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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2026
        • 15118

        #78
        Re: Hello

        Indeed, we are very much a Divine Revelation.
        Which part of
        The Landover Baptist Church is a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. The Church Campus is located on a 35 acre campus in Freehold, Iowa.
        Do you not understand?

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Ummalummadingdong
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          • Aug 2010
          • 115

          #79
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          Indeed, we are very much a Divine Revelation.
          Which part of

          Do you not understand?
          It was different when I read it a few hrs ago... it said it was a community forum made by Christians as a laugh

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          • Talitha
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            True Christian™
            • Aug 2026
            • 15118

            #80
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
            It was different when I read it a few hrs ago... it said it was a community forum made by Christians as a laugh
            There is nothing funny about our faith in Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

            Why do you mock us and our beliefs?
            Why do you hate Baby Jesus?

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Ummalummadingdong
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              • Aug 2010
              • 115

              #81
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
              It was different when I read it a few hrs ago... it said it was a community forum made by Christians as a laugh
              "The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a divine revelation of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States."

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              • Sister Charli
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 1590

                #82
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
                "The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a divine revelation of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States."
                Do you have a problem with the words United States Mrs Abdul's wife Cheri?

                It is OK .... there are a few True Christians™ in Australia now too.
                2 Chronicles 7:14
                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                • Ummalummadingdong
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                  • Aug 2010
                  • 115

                  #83
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
                  "The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a divine revelation of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States."
                  grrr. when I wrote it , it said divine revelation when I post it changes the text.

                  I don't mock your beliefs, I just was asking about this wiki thing

                  And Muslims Love & Believe in Prophet Jesus(pbuh) he is the one who will return from the first sky to bring guidance

                  Sister Charli: I know theres Christians here...its a Christian country... I use to have Seventh Day Adventists knocking on my door every sunday.
                  I have nothing against the States.
                  My son Is Abdulmalik...Not my husband my Husband Is Irsyad

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                  • Talitha
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                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2026
                    • 15118

                    #84
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
                    grrr. when I wrote it , it said divine revelation when I post it changes the text.
                    Are you drunk or on Drugs?

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Ummalummadingdong
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                      • Aug 2010
                      • 115

                      #85
                      Re: Hello

                      AGH it changed the WORD again
                      And No IM NOT trying to be misleading, I'm sorry for asking a flipping question'

                      No Talitha: I am not, its forbidden to take drugs, never have taken em' never will. And its forbidden to drink wine...SO NO I AM NOT
                      So your website isn't a hoax ...okay thanks that's all i was flipping asking

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                      • Sister Charli
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 1590

                        #86
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
                        Sister Charli: I know theres Christians here...its a Christian country... I use to have Seventh Day Adventists knocking on my door every sunday.
                        I have nothing against the States.
                        Seventh Day Adventists are NOT Christians Mrs Cheri.
                        2 Chronicles 7:14
                        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #87
                          Re: Hello

                          I get the feeling that these two Muslims are trying to convert us.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Ummalummadingdong
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                            • Aug 2010
                            • 115

                            #88
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                            Seventh Day Adventists are NOT Christians Mrs Cheri.
                            they say they're Christians

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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              Hateful God mocking pirate
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #89
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
                              they say they're Christians
                              I think what Chaz was trying to say it that she does not consider them to be true christians.
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                              • Sister Charli
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                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 1590

                                #90
                                Re: Hello

                                Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
                                they say they're Christians
                                They can say whatever they want. It does not make it so.

                                No matter how many times I say I am a camel, I will NEVER be a camel.
                                2 Chronicles 7:14
                                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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