Is this the right place for me?

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Dear fellow Christians

I've been seaching for a place like this for quite some time. Because the matter of of the fact is that im pretty much sure of going to hell if I don't find salvation now.
First of all I'm born an raised in the country of Denmark, which (as you know) is a country of evil. In the threat about why God hates the country of Denmark, some of the important facts where mentioned, but to be honest, its much worse than you could possible believe.
I am raised as an Lutheran Christian, but theres no need to say, that this absurd way of religion "christianity" only has made the my road to hell shorter.
I hope that God will let me be a part of your fellowship and that my seeking will soon be over.

Sincerely
The Salvation Believer

[Dionysos]

Re: Is this the right place for me?

First of all you should stop raping the young Danish sluts. Because if you do that – you know that the Bible tells you to marry them (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
It’s really easy if you are a real Christian: Quote the Holy Book and take plenty of cold showers when the Devil is tempting you with his perversions.
Welcome to the land of God – the truth will set you free

[James Hutchins]

Re: Is this the right place for me?

Dear fellow Christians

I've been seaching for a place like this for quite some time. Because the matter of of the fact is that im pretty much sure of going to hell if I don't find salvation now.
First of all I'm born an raised in the country of Denmark, which (as you know) is a country of evil. In the threat about why God hates the country of Denmark, some of the important facts where mentioned, but to be honest, its much worse than you could possible believe.
I am raised as an Lutheran Christian, but theres no need to say, that this absurd way of religion "christianity" only has made the my road to hell shorter.
I hope that God will let me be a part of your fellowship and that my seeking will soon be over.

Sincerely
The Salvation Believer

I am impressed the horrors of being a denmarkian have not ripped your rectum open. You are a fortunate soul. What is your real name, friend? Have you considered moving?
What is your favorite verse from the KJV? Why/how does it apply to you on a daily basis?
We all would love to hear your story of redemption the sins you had to shed. Take the burden of guilt you are wearing and place it upon my broad shoulders.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: Is this the right place for me?

Thank you both (but first of all, thank you God) for the quick responses.
I will use all the good advice I got, and would never again lay with any danish whores because they are all daugthers of goats.
The cold showers will not be a problem, because the water supplier in and the heat supplier in this godforsaken country is the rotten state of Denmark.

"My favorite quote from the holy King James Bible is: 18:32
Until I come and take you away to a land like your own land, a land of corn and wine, a land of bread and vineyards, a land of oil olive and of honey, that ye may live, and not die: and hearken not unto Hezekiah, when he persuadeth you, saying, The LORD will deliver us."

Im sure you understand why.

P.S. To lean more about my evil communist country please read this threat, which was an eyeopener for me: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=43415

[Felicity]

Re: Is this the right place for me?

@TheSalvationBeliever Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: Is this the right place for me?

@TheSalvationBeliever Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

Thank you for the links Felicity. Sorry if I didn't follow the rules. Praise the Lord and his son Jesus, our savior.

[David de Rothschild]

Re: Is this the right place for me?

Well, the royalty of Europe don't need to follow any of your stupid rules!

I can buy you one thousand times over...

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: Is this the right place for me?

Well, the royalty of Europe don't need to follow any of your stupid rules!

I can buy you one thousand times over...

Please explain. Im still af slave to the language of satan (danish) and not quite sure what you mean. I still have a lot to lean here.