[WWJDnow]

Re: hey nutjobs

I have a few questions, If you can answer them with sense, then 1-0 to you

Great, we love questions.

Do you guys allow yourself to use modern medicine?
if so, why? dying a natural death is a-okay in Jesus' eyes, and you cant wait to meet him can you?

Doctors trained at the Landover Baptist University Medical School in Antigua spend about 85% of their time learning faith healing and Biblical rememdies. They learn more traditional medicine in the other 15%, just in case Jesus happens to be busy when He is needed.

I believe that religion is something created by man to give the stupid and the poor something to look forward to, so they can lose themselves in the idea of heaven, ignoring that they are living sub-par lives. Your comment?

Some people believe strange things. You're among them.

Does god save trough prayer? does he cure the ill? Why haven't he ever cured any amputees?

How do you know that God hasn't cured any amputees?

whats the difference between you and Jews?

For starters, we aren't responsible for all of the righteous throughout the ages being killed. Jesus said that was the Jews' fault.

is America the only properly acceptable place in the world to be religious? because to the rest of the world, you are all the most heathenish, villainous, racist people in the public eye

Some people believe strange things. The Europeans are among them.

do you believe in terrorism?

Yes, as long as there will be Muslims, there will be terrorism.

do you condone terrorism?

Of course not, we're not Muslims. We only believe in genocide and torture and killing when God tells us to.

what about necessary deaths? are they acceptable?

I don't understand the question.

how do you know that you are not under the spell of Lucifer the morning star?

God told us that we aren't.

He is the biggest scam artist in the world, and wouldn't it make sense if he forced you to live horrible lives without you knowing? like beating people, resisting the pleasures nature have given us(sexuality, beauty, love), being introvertial, cause hate, live hate and breed hate.(as you basically do with your elitist ways)

Satan certainly tries to do all that. The only defense is Jesus.

and now, a small rant

OK. I skipped that part.

My father used to beat me, not for being gay, not for being crude, but for the masturbation I MIGHT do\have done

You're lucky to have had a father who cared about you that much.

[James Hutchins]

Re: hey nutjobs

Well that just isnt nice. Their religion might seem crazy to you with the six armed cow and having sex with goats, but just sit back and think about your religion for a sec. The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree..
Yea freaking stupidddd =D

Zombie??? There are no zombies in the KJV. I think you need to stuff huffing deodorant, son.

God is Jesus and Jesus is God. I am my fathers son and my sons father. What is the big deal?

We do not eat Gods flesh, that is what the catlicks do. Another sure sign of O2 deprivation from the huffing.

We do not live forever, we spend eternity in Heaven.

See kiddies, this 'person' is the result of living like a heathen. Probably has sex with abominations too.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: hey nutjobs

Doctors trained at the Landover Baptist University Medical School in Antigua spend about 85% of their time learning faith healing and Biblical rememdies. They learn more traditional medicine in the other 15%, just in case Jesus happens to be busy when He is needed.

I still think you are missing the point of his question.

I think you are missing a point Jimmy, why do you attempt to prolong your life either via faith healing or medicine modern or otherwise?

Surely you can not wait to meet your imaginary friend, of course suicide would kill you off quicker, but being English I understand the importance of queuing and how queue jumping is an abomination, suicide would be queue jumping and your imaginary friend might not like it.

[handmaiden]

Re: hey nutjobs

Oh, Paul, you clearly have been led here. Surely the prayers of all good, Godly Believers -- including your father, when he wasn't sodomizing santizing your sister, have led you to to this little slice of bandwidth.

You are hearing that call that prods you to look at the whole Bible and its timeless truths-- truths that have been lost on those who graze only upon the tender parts and refuse to take in the roughage which God uses to cleanse our spiritual colons, (perhaps your father was attmepting to assist in this process with your sister?)

We here at LBC only want to share the truth about the Truth. Your background and experience with living -- or trying to live-- the Biblical life will serve our cause, but first, you must open your eyes fully. You see hate and ignorance, where we intend love and wisdom. Read deeply of our words and of The Word. You will know the path that you must follow.

Invitingly Yours,

Handmaiden