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  • Oh_my_thewichisdead
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    • Aug 2010
    • 10
    #1

    Why hello

    why hello there people of landover baptist.
    im here to tell you about myself. i go to the church of falcon where we worship captain falcon and all his glory, i watch your perv jap animes and im half black and half white, andddd i date white girls >=0. i also know for a fact that the earth is round, and i am friends with many gingers. i am here to find out if i am evilll =D
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    • Higgins
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2010
      • 314
      #2
      Re: Why hello

      Welcome to the forums, you Captain Falcon worshiping, Otaku loving, mocha, white race raping, boy. Please tell us more about yourself, what is your favorite Bible verse? Have you come to accept Jesus into your heart? If not, why do you believe a video game character is really Jesus?
      Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

      Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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        • Sister Charli
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 1590
          #3
          Re: Why hello

          Originally posted by Oh_my_thewichisdead View Post
          why hello there people of landover baptist.
          im here to tell you about myself. i go to the church of falcon where we worship captain falcon and all his glory, i watch your perv jap animes and im half black and half white, andddd i date white girls >=0. i also know for a fact that the earth is round, and i am friends with many gingers. i am here to find out if i am evilll =D
          How sad that you can not afford a keyboard with a shift key.
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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            • Oh_my_thewichisdead
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              • Aug 2010
              • 10
              #4
              Re: Why hello

              Originally posted by Higgins View Post
              Welcome to the forums, you Captain Falcon worshiping, Otaku loving, mocha, white race raping, boy. Please tell us more about yourself, what is your favorite Bible verse? Have you come to accept Jesus into your heart? If not, why do you believe a video game character is really Jesus?
              wow.... Ive never raped anyone. If anything my girlfriend rapes me hahaha, and I dont have a favorite bible verse. and silly silly higgins i dont think captain falcon is jesus. i just worship him cause he is a great person. he saves lives and teaches everyone to get along despite color of skin and gender! =D
              And i dont feel the need to respond to that other woman, she is just rudeeee lol

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453
                  #5
                  Re: Why hello

                  The Bible tells us we are blessed by your persecution.

                  You kids. I cannot wait for school sessions to resume and get you delinquents back to learning the Bible. You try to say things to upset us but as God tells us to, we ignore your sad song. I know you think it is all big joke, harassing honest, decent, God loving Church goers. But son, we will get the last laugh. Stand by God's right hand, we will see St. Peter booting your butt out of Heaven. We will watch you fall in to the sulfur pits of Hell. We will be praising Jesus as the Devil rips into your rectum with his barbed talleywacker. We shall giggle with glee at the screams you let out for all of eternity.

                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Sister Charli
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 1590
                      #6
                      Re: Why hello

                      Brother James.

                      You are assuming that oh_my is male.

                      There is nothing yet posted that confirms that assumption.
                      2 Chronicles 7:14
                      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                        • Oh_my_thewichisdead
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                          • Aug 2010
                          • 10
                          #7
                          Re: Why hello

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          The Bible tells us we are blessed by your persecution.

                          You kids. I cannot wait for school sessions to resume and get you delinquents back to learning the Bible. You try to say things to upset us but as God tells us to, we ignore your sad song. I know you think it is all big joke, harassing honest, decent, God loving Church goers. But son, we will get the last laugh. Stand by God's right hand, we will see St. Peter booting your butt out of Heaven. We will watch you fall in to the sulfur pits of Hell. We will be praising Jesus as the Devil rips into your rectum with his barbed talleywacker. We shall giggle with glee at the screams you let out for all of eternity.

                          Oh my... but we didnt learn anything about the bible in school, you know they outlawed the teaching of the bible in schools like 70 years ago lol. but anyways i just got out of highschool and will be going to college woot woot. soon im gonna teach history and its gonna be super cool =D. and if you could refrain from talking about rape...that would be pretty cool. cause im not into that gay stuff. but i wont judge you, you know what ever float your boat

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