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I am Mr lol!
And i like to read on this forum!
Want to know more...ask lol!
And i like to read on this forum!
Want to know more...ask lol!
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Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother. -
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Originally posted by Mr lol View Post
Hmmm. I notice you are from Awesometown in Sweden. I believe we had a city official from your little berg in here just the other day!Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21Comment
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That is not a very good introduction Mr lol.Originally posted by Mr lol View Post
Where did you find Jesus. What church do you attend?
Are you married? How many little soldiers for Christ do you have?
What is your favourite pie?2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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You asked questions so i will anwerOriginally posted by Sister Charli View Post
I have not found Jesus, i haven't seen him yet
I have been in the church that lies next to the school
I am not married lol so no lil soldiers here.
My favorite pie would be the pie with the flavor with this flavor
Cause i love it when the pie is crunchy
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2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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It's the most epic video everOriginally posted by Sister Charli View PostYum!
PIE FLAVOR!!! xD
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Dear fool;Originally posted by Mr fool View Post
Please tell us abour your relationship with Jesus. This is a Christian forum.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Hello Mr. Lol. Swedenish people certainly have funny names. I see you live in an igloo. No wonder you're not familiar with pie - I suppose that if you tried to bake one your home would melt. Do you eat raw walrus blubber? What's it like?Comment
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Dear SnapperOriginally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
I never said i live in an igloo an i don't.
I am familiar with pie...i just said that my favorite was the one with pie flavor.
And even if i lived in an igloo and baked a pie the pie wouldn't melt, it would freeze.
There is no walrus in Sweden so i don't eat raw walrus blubber.
P.S Ezekiel! Why did you change my name from Mr lol to Mr fool???? That is very mean.Comment
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You seem like a very confused person. Why are you making contradictory statements?Originally posted by Mr fool View Post
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Sure you do, we believe you.Originally posted by Mr fool View Post
Or is it blubber flavorI am familiar with pie...i just said that my favorite was the one with pie flavor.
Well if you put the pie in the oven, the pie would cook but your house will melt. OH well ice is freeAnd even if i lived in an igloo and baked a pie the pie wouldn't melt, it would freeze.
Whales have blubber too.There is no walrus in Sweden so i don't eat raw walrus blubber.
Why did you name yourself Mr. Fool, is that a Swedish name? Is it code for Homer? Pastor Zeke is a very nice person.P.S Ezekiel! Why did you change my name from Mr lol to Mr fool???? That is very mean.Comment
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1.Thank you for beliving meOriginally posted by Mr fool View Post
2. No it is not blubber flavor...i haven't even seen blubber in my life -.-
3. I haven't seen a whale or a walrus in real life EVER! Plus my house is a normal house and not some arctic igloo! Why is it so hard to understand that? Why won't you belive me? I live here so i know ok!!!
4. I named my self Mr lol and then ''Zeke'' came in here and ruined my name
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