Introducing myself

[Chr-Hansen]

Greetings everyone,

First of i would like to apologize for not writing perfect English, it is not my native language.

I have been looking around these forums for some time now, so i feel it is time to introduce myself.

My name is Christian Hansen, hence my user name.
I live in Denmark and have do so for the 35 years i have been around
I am not married and have no children yet. Hoping to meet the right one sometime soon.

1½ year ago i decided to go back to school to better myself. One of the mandatory classes was religion. It kinda got me interested in learning more about it.
I first came to these forums when a newspaper mentioned the article by Cranky Old Man about God hating Denmark. Needless to say that at first i did not agree. However i stayed around and after reading a lot of the posts by various members i thought to myself that maybe these guys have it right and im the one who got it wrong. In the beginning i thought that some of the opinions here were a bit extreme, until yesterday when doing a Google search about the KJV bible in danish. The search told me that there was no translation into danish, but it also told me that the KJV was the only bible that had not been altered. That taught me that it was me who was wrong and not the people on these forums.

Even though i own 3 bibles i don't really have a favorite passage yet, as i still need to find a true unedited bible in a language i can fully understand.
Also i rarely go to church, and after finding these boards i think it will be a while before i get a chance to go again since i don't know where to find one that follows the KJV.
I hope my stay here will give me strength and inspiration to change my ways and to become a better person who does not hurt everyone close to me.
Feel free to ask me anything and i will try my best to answer.

Thats it

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Introducing myself

Greetings everyone,

First of i would like to apologize for not writing perfect English, it is not my native language.

I have been looking around these forums for some time now, so i feel it is time to introduce myself.

My name is Christian Hansen, hence my user name.
I live in Denmark and have do so for the 35 years i have been around
I am not married and have no children yet. Hoping to meet the right one sometime soon.

1½ year ago i decided to go back to school to better myself. One of the mandatory classes was religion. It kinda got me interested in learning more about it.
I first came to these forums when a newspaper mentioned the article by Cranky Old Man about God hating Denmark. Needless to say that at first i did not agree. However i stayed around and after reading a lot of the posts by various members i thought to myself that maybe these guys have it right and im the one who got it wrong. In the beginning i thought that some of the opinions here were a bit extreme, until yesterday when doing a Google search about the KJV bible in danish. The search told me that there was no translation into danish, but it also told me that the KJV was the only bible that had not been altered. That taught me that it was me who was wrong and not the people on these forums.

Even though i own 3 bibles i don't really have a favorite passage yet, as i still need to find a true unedited bible in a language i can fully understand.
Also i rarely go to church, and after finding these boards i think it will be a while before i get a chance to go again since i don't know where to find one that follows the KJV.
I hope my stay here will give me strength and inspiration to change my ways and to become a better person who does not hurt everyone close to me.
Feel free to ask me anything and i will try my best to answer.

Thats it

Welcome to our forum my Denmarkian friend! Brother Cranky and his threads about how much God hates certain countries have been very useful in reaching out to potential Christians such as yourself that live in godless hell holes around the world.

Other than a bit of laziness with your shift key, your American English is nearly readable, kudos to you for almost knowing God's Favorite Language(c)! I think you should purchase an KJV 1611 in English and study it as hard and as long as your foreign brain will allow you to do so. I am sure it will be difficult, but your reward will be potential eternal life!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introducing myself

Greetings everyone,

First of i would like to apologize for not writing perfect English, it is not my native language.

I have been looking around these forums for some time now, so i feel it is time to introduce myself.

My name is Christian Hansen, hence my user name.
I live in Denmark and have do so for the 35 years i have been around
I am not married and have no children yet. Hoping to meet the right one sometime soon.

1½ year ago i decided to go back to school to better myself. One of the mandatory classes was religion. It kinda got me interested in learning more about it.
I first came to these forums when a newspaper mentioned the article by Cranky Old Man about God hating Denmark. Needless to say that at first i did not agree. However i stayed around and after reading a lot of the posts by various members i thought to myself that maybe these guys have it right and im the one who got it wrong. In the beginning i thought that some of the opinions here were a bit extreme, until yesterday when doing a Google search about the KJV bible in danish. The search told me that there was no translation into danish, but it also told me that the KJV was the only bible that had not been altered. That taught me that it was me who was wrong and not the people on these forums.

Even though i own 3 bibles i don't really have a favorite passage yet, as i still need to find a true unedited bible in a language i can fully understand.
Also i rarely go to church, and after finding these boards i think it will be a while before i get a chance to go again since i don't know where to find one that follows the KJV.
I hope my stay here will give me strength and inspiration to change my ways and to become a better person who does not hurt everyone close to me.
Feel free to ask me anything and i will try my best to answer.

Thats it

Welcome to God's favorite forum, I guess. To be honest, your eskimo accent is so strong I couldn't understand a word you said.

[landoverlover]

Re: Introducing myself

Originally Posted by Chr-Hansen

I live in Denmark and have do so for the 35 years i have been around
I am not married and have no children yet. Hoping to meet the right one sometime soon.

35, not married and no kids? Are you a homosexual?

[Higgins]

Re: Introducing myself

Welcome to the forums! I didn't realize that COM was so popular he managed to make it into a Dutch Newspaper! Wow very prestigious.

[waywardJim]

Re: Introducing myself

Hello Mr. Hansen nice to meet you. I hope to see you around on the board.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Introducing myself

Even though i own 3 bibles i don't really have a favorite passage yet, as i still need to find a true unedited bible in a language i can fully understand.

Welcome Mr Hansen.

English is God's favourite language. He would be pleased if you took the time and energy to read the English version. Because the KJV is unadulterated, translating it into Danish would potentially contaminate it.

There is an online KJV here.

[Lisa H]

Re: Introducing myself

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Even though i own 3 bibles i don't really have a favorite passage yet, as i still need to find a true unedited bible in a language i can fully understand.
Also i rarely go to church, and after finding these boards i think it will be a while before i get a chance to go again since i don't know where to find one that follows the KJV.
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Welcome to the forum. Why are boasting about how many Bibles you own. I have more than one copy by do not boast about it.

Job 35:12 There they cry, but none giveth answer, because of the pride of evil men.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Introducing myself

Hello Mr. Hansen. You speak quite well considering that, like me, your native language isn't American.

I hope that you'll enjoy your visit to God's Favourite Forum. I also hope that you'll soon be married to a True Christian(tm) woman who'll produce lots of Soldiers for Jesus and pies for you.

If you can't find a church that follows the KJV, I suggest that you study Brother V's wonderful Bible in a Year every day and spend as long as possible each day in your prayer closet asking Jesus to forgive you for not living in America. That's what I do.