Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

[Brother Stu]

Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

God I am suffering from a migraine.
Damn this modern piece of equipment to hell!!

[LOlolOLDevil]

Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

That is not a very good introduction. Please tell us a little about yourself. Headaches are caused by sinning, like masturbation, and possible demon possession.

But sir don't all of us have headaches?

[Brother Stu]

Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

I need more guidance of where to start going.

Let me give you the Kings mobile number.

[vegetahi]

Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

I need more guidance of where to start going.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

How can I free myself from this demon?

Turn to God and start believing in Him.

[vegetahi]

Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

How can I free myself from this demon?

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

Most likely you are possessed by a demon.


Matthew 10:8 Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.

[landoverlover]

Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

Just one quick question.

If we were made in God's image, then why do we get headaches?

You don't think people like you give God headaches?

I don't understand your question.

[vegetahi]

Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

Well, i'm a 27 year old white charity worker from Texas. At the moment i'm helping collect money to fund the building of wells for villages in Africa, and I was hoping to get some donations from you guys.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

Just one quick question.

If we were made in God's image, then why do we get headaches?

That is not a very good introduction. Please tell us a little about yourself. Headaches are caused by sinning, like masturbation, and possible demon possession.

[vegetahi]

Just one quick question.

If we were made in God's image, then why do we get headaches?