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  • Paul K
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2010
    • 4

    #1

    Hello.

    I just joined up to say hello and hopefully make the people on here hate Ireland less.

    We're nice people, really.
  • Sister Charli
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 1590

    #2
    Re: Hello.

    I don't call that an introduction.

    What is your favourite bible verse?

    Where / when did you find Jesus?
    2 Chronicles 7:14
    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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    • Paul K
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Aug 2010
      • 4

      #3
      Re: Hello.

      I've only read the old testament and to be honest I don't know what version of the bible it was.

      I don't believe anyone finds Jesus, it seems to me that he is with everyone always regardless of what they have done or thought of doing.

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      • Sister Charli
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 1590

        #4
        Re: Hello.

        Originally posted by Paul K View Post
        I don't believe anyone finds Jesus, it seems to me that he is with everyone always regardless of what they have done or thought of doing.
        Are you saying you believe Jesus is with paedophiles, with drug dealers, with muslims, with murderers ....?

        Surely you do not mean that.
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #5
          Re: Hello.

          Originally posted by Paul K View Post
          I've only read the old testament and to be honest I don't know what version of the bible it was.

          I don't believe anyone finds Jesus, it seems to me that he is with everyone always regardless of what they have done or thought of doing.
          Did you really read the Old Testament, or was it some book with a similar name
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #6
            Re: Hello.

            @ Paul

            1) You're not much of a Christian. You do realize this is a Christian forum, don't you?

            2) If you want people to hate the Irish less, get them to convert to real Christianity, instead of ring-kissing idol worship, and get them to cut back on the drinking. That would be a start anyway.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • landoverlover
              Also loves Jesus and America
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2010
              • 828

              #7
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by Paul K View Post
              I just joined up to say hello and hopefully make the people on here hate Ireland less.

              We're nice people, really.
              Welcome. You seem nice enough. I don't have any idea why "some" people call you bog-trotting, mackerel-snapping, drunken, home-of-false-Christian-poser-Van Morrison, pagan, IRA-terrorist fostering, potato heads. Is it true that an Irish homosexual is one who prefers women to Guinness? You write in some homer chicken-scratchings called Gale - lick? Who was Gale?
              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



              King James Bible v1611

              Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553

                #8
                Re: Hello.

                Originally posted by Paul K View Post
                I just joined up to say hello and hopefully make the people on here hate Ireland less.

                We're nice people, really.
                Please tell us about yourself. What church do you attend? How old are you? How many bottles of Jameson's do you drink every day?

                Stuff like that.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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