Hi Lavender

[GodHatesIowa]

My name is Adam, and I live in western Iowa (I'm a little far from Freehold ).

I usually spend my time with my mom or my cats and we discuss our favorite Bible verses. Here's one of mine:

1 Samuel 15:3: "This is what the Lord Almighty says ... 'Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.'"

It's a constant reminder of how ruthless we must be with God the Father's Word.

In my teen years, I struggled with homersexual urges constantly but now I feel as though I am completely cured of that horrid disease, and I hope you will all help me with it if I should become infected once more. Any suggestions for help with that (pre-emptive) are definitely encouraged.

God bless you all.

I also encourage you all to visit my youtube channel.

[Annie1]

Re: Hi Lavender

Why is your name "GodhatesIowa"? Freehold is in Iwoa, it must be Gods favorite state.

[GodHatesIowa]

Re: Hi Lavender

Why is your name "GodhatesIowa"? Freehold is in Iwoa, it must be Gods favorite state.

Our Godless Supreme Court forcing us Iowans to get homomarried, of course. This should be obvious to any faithful True Christian™. Freehold is the only righteous municipality in Iowa.

[HTannor]

Re: Hi Lavender

Western Iowa, hmmmm?

Which person do you like more:

Bob Vander Plaats for his fight against those activist judges?

Or Steve King for wanting all those beaners sent back over the boarder?

[landoverlover]

Re: Hi Lavender

My name is Adam, and I live in western Iowa (I'm a little far from Freehold ).

I usually spend my time with my mom or my cats and we discuss our favorite Bible verses. Here's one of mine:

1 Samuel 15:3: "This is what the Lord Almighty says ... 'Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.'"

It's a constant reminder of how ruthless we must be with God the Father's Word.

In my teen years, I struggled with homersexual urges constantly but now I feel as though I am completely cured of that horrid disease, and I hope you will all help me with it if I should become infected once more. Any suggestions for help with that (pre-emptive) are definitely encouraged.

God bless you all.

I also encourage you all to visit my youtube channel.

I can see by that thing stuck in your mouth you are sucking on that your homersexual tendencies have not left you. We are indeed full of great advice on how to cure this particular disease. My favorite is to buy yourself a Mossberg 12-gauge and learn how to put your toe inside the trigger guard.

[GodHatesIowa]

Re: Hi Lavender

Western Iowa, hmmmm?

Which person do you like more:

Bob Vander Plaats for his fight against those activist judges?

Or Steve King for wanting all those beaners sent back over the boarder?

That's tough! I was hoping Bob Vander Plaats would be the nominee for governor, but that liberal atheist communist Terry Branstad rigged the primary election! I almost wish we could have free elections in Iowa, but democracy is a dangerous idea.

Steve King wins for me. I fell in love with him (no homo) with this, though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mq31BlASHQ

On November 4, 2008, the Taliban did indeed have the biggest party in the streets of Iraq.

[GodHatesIowa]

Re: Hi Lavender

I can see by that thing stuck in your mouth you are sucking on that your homersexual tendencies have not left you. We are indeed full of great advice on how to cure this particular disease. My favorite is to buy yourself a Mossberg 12-gauge and learn how to put your toe inside the trigger guard.

That is offensive!

I never acted on those homersexual urges and just as much of a heterosexual True Christian™ as Ted Haggard or John Paulk!

[Lisa H]

Re: Hi Lavender

It appears you still suffer from your homerism. You must have caught the AID's because it is affected you brain on where you live. You cannot live in western Iowa & Omaha, Nebraska at the same time.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hi Lavender

I am concerned, GodHatesIowa. You have a totally reasonable video about the evils of atheism on your youtube channel, but then I see a video about lesbians in a pool and dogs fornicating. I am sure there is some explanation?

I think your username is in poor taste. God may hate the homosexuals in Iowa, but He doesn't hate Freehold.

[GodHatesIowa]

Re: Hi Lavender

It appears you still suffer from your homerism. You must have caught the AID's because it is affected you brain on where you live. You cannot live in western Iowa & Omaha, Nebraska at the same time.

Suburb. I am not an AIDS'd negro nor am I am homer - anymore, and I have the wife to prove it. We haven't consummated our marriage yet, however.

I am concerned, GodHatesIowa. You have a totally reasonable video about the evils of atheism on your youtube channel, but then I see a video about lesbians in a pool and dogs fornicating. I am sure there is some explanation?

I think your username is in poor taste. God may hate the homosexuals in Iowa, but He doesn't hate Freehold.

Those are videos that were favorited so that I could keep tabs on sinners and preach the Glorious Word of the Almighty Lord Jesus Christ to them.

The residents of Freehold are subject to the jurisdiction of Jesus Christ, not Soviet Iowa.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hi Lavender

Those are videos that were favorited so that I could keep tabs on sinners and preach the Glorious Word of the Almighty Lord Jesus Christ to them.

The residents of Freehold are subject to the jurisdiction of Jesus Christ, not Soviet Iowa.

I suppose...

[HTannor]

Re: Hi Lavender

Oh yeah, who's this "Al" you're speaking of? Is it one of your homer friends?

[Lisa H]

Re: Hi Lavender

Suburb. I am not an AIDS'd negro nor am I am homer - anymore, and I have the wife to prove it. We haven't consummated our marriage yet, however.


Those are videos that were favorited so that I could keep tabs on sinners and preach the Glorious Word of the Almighty Lord Jesus Christ to them.

The residents of Freehold are subject to the jurisdiction of Jesus Christ, not Soviet Iowa.

I did not call you negro. Now you are making things up.

[GodHatesIowa]

Re: Hi Lavender

Oh yeah, who's this "Al" you're speaking of? Is it one of your homer friends?

Al Roker.

[GodHatesIowa]

Re: Hi Lavender

I did not call you negro. Now you are making things up.

Sorry, you mentioned AID's, and I immediately thought of the curs-ed ones. I thought it appropriate to pre-empt all rumors about myself.