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  • Chris Sinner
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    • Aug 2010
    • 21
    #1

    I wish....

    to better myself!

    I am a sinner from Sweden! Currently employed in the swedish army and on my way of doing my third tour of duty in Afghanistan!

    I saw the light of His infinite wisdom during my first tour, Praise the Lord!
    I said in the beginning that i am a sinner, i wont deny that, but i am seeking to better my ways and thus i seek the aid of you good people of Landover Baptist Chruch!

    You are indeed true christians and i want to achieve this aswell (or at least try)!
    Hailing from sweden so i know i have my work cut out for me, but i will work hard at spreading his word!!

    Sincerly Chris! (Soldier, Man, Sinner)

    [Rev 19:15] And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070
      #2
      Re: I wish....

      Originally posted by Chris Sinner View Post
      to better myself!

      I am a sinner from Sweden! Currently employed in the swedish army and on my way of doing my third tour of duty in Afghanistan!

      I saw the light of His infinite wisdom during my first tour, Praise the Lord!
      I said in the beginning that i am a sinner, i wont deny that, but i am seeking to better my ways and thus i seek the aid of you good people of Landover Baptist Chruch!

      You are indeed true christians and i want to achieve this aswell (or at least try)!
      Hailing from sweden so i know i have my work cut out for me, but i will work hard at spreading his word!!

      Sincerly Chris! (Soldier, Man, Sinner)

      [Rev 19:15] And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
      Why are you doing a 3rd tour of Afghanistan. How many times did you re-enlist?

      Which Viking God is your favorite.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Chris Sinner
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          • Aug 2010
          • 21
          #3
          Re: I wish....

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          Why are you doing a 3rd tour of Afghanistan. How many times did you re-enlist?

          Which Viking God is your favorite.

          I am merlely doing my part in ensuring freedom from Filthy Terrorists! I am on an ongoing contract!

          I do not beleve in such nonsense as viking Gods! I believe in the One True God, Praise the Lord!
          You may suggest i am a heathen all you want but i hope you will come to see what i am! A God-fearing man with light in his heart!
          But bless you for testing me!

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070
              #4
              Re: I wish....

              Originally posted by Chris Sinner View Post
              I am merlely doing my part in ensuring freedom from Filthy Terrorists! I am on an ongoing contract!

              I do not beleve in such nonsense as viking Gods! I believe in the One True God, Praise the Lord!
              You may suggest i am a heathen all you want but i hope you will come to see what i am! A God-fearing man with light in his heart!
              But bless you for testing me!
              How did you get a contract a with the Swedish Army. They were all National Service personal up until 2 months ago.

              How often do you fika.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • Chris Sinner
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                  • Aug 2010
                  • 21
                  #5
                  Re: I wish....

                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                  How did you get a contract a with the Swedish Army. They were all National Service personal up until 2 months ago.



                  How often do you fika.
                  I have been employed in the swedish army since august of 2002! I work as a Instructor at K3 in Karlsborg! Rank is equvivalent to your armys Captain
                  Lieutenant!

                  Not very often! Busy busy! I am not a lazy man!

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337
                      #6
                      Re: I wish....

                      I didn't know Sweden had an army. I thought they just made the compound knives and the overpriced cheese with the holes in it.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • Chris Sinner
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                          • Aug 2010
                          • 21
                          #7
                          Re: I wish....

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          I didn't know Sweden had an army. I thought they just made the compound knives and the overpriced cheese with the holes in it.
                          Common mistake.

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070
                              #8
                              Re: I wish....

                              Do you like snus
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                • Chris Sinner
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                                  • Aug 2010
                                  • 21
                                  #9
                                  Re: I wish....

                                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                  Do you like snus
                                  I do enjoy it yes but i know i shouldnt.....

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                                    • Lisa H
                                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jun 2010
                                      • 5070
                                      #10
                                      Re: I wish....

                                      Originally posted by Chris Sinner View Post
                                      I do enjoy it yes but i know i shouldnt.....
                                      It makes you teeth and gums horrible. You should be worried about the side effects.
                                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                        • Sister Charli
                                          True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jun 2010
                                          • 1590
                                          #11
                                          Re: I wish....

                                          Originally posted by Chris Sinner View Post
                                          I said in the beginning that i am a sinner, i wont deny that, but i am seeking to better my ways and thus i seek the aid of you good people of Landover Baptist Chruch!
                                          So Mr Sinner. Welcome to LBC.

                                          What sins are you having difficulty giving up?

                                          Are you a homer or a masturbater?

                                          A liar, a drunk or a thief?

                                          Are you a fornicator?

                                          Come on. Share the details.
                                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                                            • Lisa H
                                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Jun 2010
                                              • 5070
                                              #12
                                              Re: I wish....

                                              Do you think God was right to punish Sweden of the last few days.
                                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                                • Chris Sinner
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                                                  • Aug 2010
                                                  • 21
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: I wish....

                                                  Lisa: I am terribly worried and i am trying to give it up!

                                                  @ Sister Charli
                                                  Thank you for the welcome!
                                                  Well i kill people for starters (altho in my opinon all kills are rightcheous since they are not believers!)

                                                  Masturbate I am guilty off indeed (altho i should not go into details due to females present! Dont want to promote selfabuse!)

                                                  I Drink!

                                                  The list goes on!

                                                  @Lisa Yes indeed! The sin and filth that goes on here everyday is disgusting!
                                                  Sweden is a land for heathens! I am proud to serve with your armed forces in towelhead country! Americans are truly outstanding! I have forsaken my parents since they chose to move here from The land of God!

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                                                    • Chris Sinner
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                                                      • Aug 2010
                                                      • 21
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: I wish....

                                                      Altho i am in talks with the regimental pastor everyday and I am trying to find a woman to start a family and give birth to more soldiers for the Lord!

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                                                        • James Dewitt
                                                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                                          • Jan 2010
                                                          • 6267
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: I wish....

                                                          Originally posted by Chris Sinner View Post
                                                          Masturbate I am guilty off indeed (altho i should not go into details due to females present! Dont want to promote selfabuse!)

                                                          Son you need to stop now!
                                                          Genesis 38:9-10



                                                          And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.


                                                          Jesus is crying right now! Why do you want to make Jesus weep?

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