[Lisa H]

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You know, I really have no interest in being here anymore, but I feel obligated to find closure here. I understand you fine gentlemen want whats best for me in the afterlife, and life now, but I'm happy with my life right now. If I one day believe in the lord, then I will come back here and personally thank everyone in this thread. But for now, I will live peacefully in coexistence with every other religion. I believe everything has happened through chance from the first moment of life. Every decision anyone has ever made has led up to each of our lives. And if fate has decided this is my life, I will live it.

Thanks for the study guys, it was an interesting reaction, and I wish you the best. Spread the love.

Please start your path to the Lord today. The longer you leave it the harder it is to become a Christian. You do not want to be defiled demons


Leviticus 19:31 Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Jesus has called you here for a reason.

I'll bet my Pastor's stipend that you'll be back.

[Sister Charli]

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I just don't believe in God.

I will pray that you find God before you die. I imagine it would be very painful having hot pokers rammed up orifices not designed for such treatment, as you burn in hell.

[Goggles]

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You know, I really have no interest in being here anymore, but I feel obligated to find closure here. I understand you fine gentlemen want whats best for me in the afterlife, and life now, but I'm happy with my life right now. If I one day believe in the lord, then I will come back here and personally thank everyone in this thread. But for now, I will live peacefully in coexistence with every other religion. I believe everything has happened through chance from the first moment of life. Every decision anyone has ever made has led up to each of our lives. And if fate has decided this is my life, I will live it.

Thanks for the study guys, it was an interesting reaction, and I wish you the best. Spread the love.

[Rebuko the Clown]

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I only actually came here because I had seen on another forum someone was "trolling" here, under an alias. I thought I'd try it out. No divine intervention there.

Hey pal, Jesus works in mysterious ways.

I'll tell you at one time I was unsaved and living a debauched life. Alcoholism, police busts, cheap disease-ridden hookers, adulterated street drugs, bar fights, etc. My life was out of control. Until one day I stumbled drunkenly upon a puppet show at one of the carnivals I was working at. It was a Christian Puppet Show and it was spreading the Gospel.

I never thought a puppet show would convince me but it did. It made me rethink my own life and what is important and how our universe was formed. But you know what, it happened. So don't mock coming here thru some other website because like Jesus controlling the puppets, Jesus probably made your friend post the link so you can come here and be Saved.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I only actually came here because I had seen on another forum someone was "trolling" here, under an alias. I thought I'd try it out. No divine intervention there.

I'm glad to leave, because there isn't a chance for me to be converted by any man, God, or Saviour. So I'll show myself out. You've all been great, thanks.

Aren't you ashamed of yourself? We're just unassuming Christians who worship Jesus in the way He prescribes, and you and your hateful buddies waltz in here and tell us to ignore the creator of the universe because YOU say so?

Jesus tells me that He's hurt.

[Goggles]

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I only actually came here because I had seen on another forum someone was "trolling" here, under an alias. I thought I'd try it out. No divine intervention there.

I'm glad to leave, because there isn't a chance for me to be converted by any man, God, or Saviour. So I'll show myself out. You've all been great, thanks.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I may like to "troll" now and then, but it's teenage fun. If I've put a dent in your lives, I also apologize. Reactions and social outbursts are part of what I love. I plan on studying psychology in my future.

Connor,

If that is why you are here, simply to be a thorn in our side, then you really should leave or we'll show you the door ourselves. We have no time for games or mischief. This is a serious Christian forum dedicated to fellowship and praising Jesus.

On the other hand, Jesus guided you to our site for a reason. Out of the billions of web sites out there, you had to come here. That cannot be a coincidence! Jesus is using us to preach to you so that you may give your life over to Him.

So let's stop with the games and get serious: What is stopping you from receiving Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?

YIC,

Rev. Jim

[Lisa H]

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You can see for what I make of myself here, I don't mind. The least you can do is call me by my real name, as it has been revealed to you. You don't have to, I'd just respect you more if you did.

I don't hate any of you, I really don't hate anyone. I'm sorry if what you read into was hate, I apologize for that. And I may not just be a "nice guy". I can and will follow all the rules that my society holds for me, as long as those rules are fair and just. I love my neighbour, and have the utmost respect for my mother and father. I just don't believe in God. If that's a problem for you, I am sorry. But you cannot change a person with hateful words and scaring tactics.

I may like to "troll" now and then, but it's teenage fun. If I've put a dent in your lives, I also apologize. Reactions and social outbursts are part of what I love. I plan on studying psychology in my future.

So you like to be demonic creature and mock people who love the Lord. If that is your idea of fun, I would hate to think of what you do when you are mean to someone.

[Goggles]

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You can see for what I make of myself here, I don't mind. The least you can do is call me by my real name, as it has been revealed to you. You don't have to, I'd just respect you more if you did.

I don't hate any of you, I really don't hate anyone. I'm sorry if what you read into was hate, I apologize for that. And I may not just be a "nice guy". I can and will follow all the rules that my society holds for me, as long as those rules are fair and just. I love my neighbour, and have the utmost respect for my mother and father. I just don't believe in God. If that's a problem for you, I am sorry. But you cannot change a person with hateful words and scaring tactics.

I may like to "troll" now and then, but it's teenage fun. If I've put a dent in your lives, I also apologize. Reactions and social outbursts are part of what I love. I plan on studying psychology in my future.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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You're kidding, right? I have to assimilate now? Even after I try to be a good person, and stop questioning your beliefs?

Apparently I need to be a Christian to be a good person. That's kind of sad. I could cure cancer, and still go to hell? Too bad, I better give up on helping the world if hell is waiting for me anyways.

My name is Connor, by the way. I'm a living person, not a hatemonger.

Hi, Connor. Pleased to meet you. If you don't approve of sound Christian teaching, take it up with the Lord.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Being a "nice guy" won't keep you out of hell, hatemonger. Please take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.

As for your name, well, you had an opportunity to be civil and introduce yourself like most people do in your very first post. You came in spewing hatred, so that's how we see you.

[Goggles]

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You're kidding, right? I have to assimilate now? Even after I try to be a good person, and stop questioning your beliefs?

Apparently I need to be a Christian to be a good person. That's kind of sad. I could cure cancer, and still go to hell? Too bad, I better give up on helping the world if hell is waiting for me anyways.

My name is Connor, by the way. I'm a living person, not a hatemonger.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Hatemonger:

The definitive answer is: Obey God's every word or spend eternity being tortured in hell.

[Goggles]

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I'm supposed to. Remember, Satan sent me? I'm also apparently a homosexual twaddle.

But that's beside the point. You guys really aren't accepting, are you? Someone questions you and your book and "BAM", insults and slandering everywhere. FYI, I'm also not an Athiest. I just don't have faith in anything presented to me currently. I don't even trust science sometimes. Sometimes it's fun to question people and beliefs. You are some of those people. Have fun with your lives, keep believing what you want, I expect you to do nothing else. I find nothing wrong with you, live your lives, and praise who you want. I'll be waiting for a definitive answer, and helping to find it along the way. Good night.