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Old 10-31-2007, 04:35 AM
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Brothers and sisters, how many times have we heard this before? I cannot count the number of unsaved heathens who have presented me with this half-baked liberal foolishness. Most folks seem to think that if they pet a kitten once in awhile, Jesus will just say "good enough" and send them on to Heaven, right after He kills them. I'm here today to tell you, this is simply not true. In fact, nothing could be further from God's Truth.

"But God would not do that to me.. I am a very nice person and He is a Loving God and will not send me to a place of torment because He is so nice and merciful"


You're right God is Loving and Merciful. And once you start following His son Jesus with all your heart you now become one of Gods children. And He will come to your aid more then you can imagine (Psalms 18). If you think you're slipping by any other way the Bible calls you a Bastard.

God lets terrible things happen everyday to much more innocent people then you. That's how He demonstrates His love. Take a walk through a cancer ward of a hospital and tell me how many children are in unbelievable pain and suffering. Such pure souls under the watchful eye of the Living God. God let Jesus suffer like you cannot imagine! What makes you think that that you are so special? The Apostle's suffered beatings all the time. God allowed this to happen. Suffering for the name of Jesus! The Father knows who suffered for His Sons name sake. Those who accept Christ as their Personal Savior© will reap rewards in Heaven.

When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. Shout THANK YOU JESUS!!

Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:
14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:
14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:
14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:
14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?


God brought Moses up on a mountain to see the promise land but wouldn't let him into the promise land. God killed Moses because he got mad and hit the rock with his staff instead of following Gods instructions and talking to the rock..... Are you following HIS instructions? And I mean ALL of His instructions?

God killed the Pharaohs baby when he wouldn't obey God. Are you obeying His word?(JOB 1:19) God let JOBS entire family get wiped out by Satan, all his children and servants were slaughtered. I could go on and on.

Why do you think God created hell in the first place? To DEMONSTRATE His Love! GLORY!!

Romans 9:22-24: [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?


What's scary is nothing has changed. The world has become a modern day Egypt. There was false doctrine back then and False Prophets, Witches, Satanists, Sorcerers, Liars, Perverts, Murderers, Sodomites and Whoremongers, and there are 10 times as many today!

God will show up to clean house any day now. I hope that you are ready when Jesus and his Angels start separating the wicked by throwing their souls into HELL. Start fearing God and humble yourself before him! Fearing God is wise and keeps you alive...Then you never have to fear anything else!

Luke 12:4 And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do.
12:5 But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.


PSALMS 112:1 Praise ye the LORD. Blessed is the man that feareth the LORD, that delighteth greatly in his commandments.

He is your creator and wants to be your Father. If you're not living by His covenant you're considered a filthy bastard. Don't insult God by willfully being a bastard!

God is not sending you to HELL. You're sending yourself to HELL, you filthy, willful bastard!
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Old 10-31-2007, 12:36 PM
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Brothers and sisters, how many times have we heard this before? I cannot count the number of unsaved heathens who have presented me with this half-baked liberal foolishness. Most folks seem to think that if they pet a kitten once in awhile, Jesus will just say "good enough" and send them on to Heaven, right after He kills them. I'm here today to tell you, this is simply not true. In fact, nothing could be further from God's Truth.
Preach it, Pastor! Going to Heaven isn't a matter of being nice; it's a matter of being saved. Brother-in-Christ Jack Chick makes that point eloquently in this tract.
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It is never easy for false-christians when they begin to realize the awesome and powerful TRUTH of the living GOD as He actually is, revealed in His Holy Word, for it is written ...

2nd Timothy 1:9 Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began,

2nd Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

2nd Thessalonians 2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.


... because He loves us that much, He really does!
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I used to be in the same bastard-infested boat, but praise Jesus that I found Landover!
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Lots of "nice" people are roasting in Hell. Just look at Tammy Faye Baker.

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Hmmm, I don't think there's much of Tammy left to look at, Sister! She was soooo skinny when she got there!

Hope she is having a blast dancing with the devil now!

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1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
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I will never believe in a god, if its based on a way of life, instead of morality.
Your god is wicked and evil!
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I will never believe in a god, if its based on a way of life, instead of morality.
Your god is wicked and evil!
And who exactly would your God be; Thor?
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And who exactly would your God be; Thor?
If you haven't got anything to post, don't.
I don't know what to believe, because there is no reason for me to believe.
Got any really questions?
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If you haven't got anything to post, don't.
I don't know what to believe, because there is no reason for me to believe.
Got any really questions?
And I didn't mean to assault you, I just do not want any mocking with.
Though I do resist finding certain people more important, nor do I watch someones "functionality" at this forum.

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I don't know what to believe, because there is no reason for me to believe.
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Your reply makes no sense. I mean how can there not be a reason to believe, you desire to burn in Hell for all eternity?
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Your reply makes no sense. I mean how can there not be a reason to believe, you desire to burn in Hell for all eternity?
Of course I don't desire to burn in Hell, but I simply believe I won't.
But do you believe got is evil and immoral?
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I will never believe in a god, if its based on a way of life, instead of morality.
Your god is wicked and evil!
God creates good AND evil. He says so in His Word:

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

However, GOD determines what is good, and what is evil. Who are you to say He is wicked, when HE determines what is wicked?
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God creates good AND evil. He says so in His Word:

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

However, GOD determines what is good, and what is evil. Who are you to say He is wicked, when HE determines what is wicked?
I hoped you looked a bit further than that, my friend.
As you seem like a intelligent man.
As I said "Your god is wicked and evil" whilst in fact there is ONE god.
What I meant is: I do not like your interpretation.

And though, perhaps off-topic, back to the goth thing :
There is for me difference between peace/evil and light/darkness.
Darkness is to me not evil, as is light not to me peace.
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I hoped you looked a bit further than that, my friend.
As you seem like a intelligent man.
As I said "Your god is wicked and evil" whilst in fact there is ONE god.
What I meant is: I do not like your interpretation.

And though, perhaps off-topic, back to the goth thing :
There is for me difference between peace/evil and light/darkness.
Darkness is to me not evil, as is light not to me peace.
Exactly, which is why He says He creates darkness, light, peace, and evil. ALL of the above.

The false god you seem to think we follow only creates things YOU believe to be "good", by YOUR definition.

This shows us that you worship a god of your own imagination. WE worship the God of the Bible.
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Exactly, which is why He says He creates darkness, light, peace, and evil. ALL of the above.

The false god you seem to think we follow only creates things YOU believe to be "good", by YOUR definition.

This shows us that you worship a god of your own imagination. WE worship the God of the Bible.
I love it when people are able to make good observations and still keep to their own beliefs.
Now we are getting somewhere by the way!

As I believe in the "god of my own imagination" I keep to my own belief.
For me, believing in my own god, is truthful living a good life without sins.
Whilst for you people, it is by the Bible.
Which I can imagine very well, it does in fact make more sense to believe something other do so as well, and is also explained by other people.
I still prefer doing it my own way, as that seems to work fine.
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I love it when people are able to make good observations and still keep to their own beliefs.
Now we are getting somewhere by the way!

As I believe in the "god of my own imagination" I keep to my own belief.
For me, believing in my own god, is truthful living a good life without sins.
Whilst for you people, it is by the Bible.
Which I can imagine very well, it does in fact make more sense to believe something other do so as well, and is also explained by other people.
I still prefer doing it my own way, as that seems to work fine.
We TRUE Christians™ are not into make belive friend. That is why we follow The Bible since it was written by God Himself* You start following your imagination and you believe in all kinds of silly stuff like the earth orbiting the sun or fish giving birth to people.




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As I believe in the "god of my own imagination" I keep to my own belief.
If you recognize that you are making up a god to suit you, where is the point in worshipping it?

Obviously you realize that you are worshipping an idol of yourself. If your "god" is made-up, why waste energy on it?
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