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  • Jerre the son-maker
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    • Aug 2010
    • 22

    #1

    the son maker: my introduction

    Hello,

    i'm Jerre, 32 age old and i live in the old continent, a place where there is no room for god anymore...

    I try my best there to live as a true Christian, and i must say i have succeeded in that by all means necessary.

    For instance: i'll have 3 sons and only had to have sex 2 times to make this happen. I'm truly blessed by this and hope to share my wisdom on how to accomplish this with your community.

    I truly hope to be of use with this community
    There are three indispensable requirements for a missionary: 1. Patience 2. Patience 3. Patience
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: the son maker: my introduction

    Welcome brother Jerry, the Lord has truly blessed you with your three sons. Hopefully they're hard workers and not some lazy lay-abouts.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Warner S. Davidson
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      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 586

      #3
      Re: the son maker: my introduction

      Jerre you have found the right place to become Saved(tm) Welcome and praise Jesus that he sent you here

      My friend what part of the Satanic backwater that is Europe do you reside?
      Are you surrounded by Cathlyks, Danes, Frenchmen and other such Papist scum that Jesus hates ?
      Are your children home schooled or do they attend a depraved pedophiliac foreign school?
      2 Samuel 22:31

      As for God, His way is perfect;
      The word of the LORD is proven;
      He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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      • Jerre the son-maker
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        • Aug 2010
        • 22

        #4
        Re: the son maker: my introduction

        they are under the wings of my True christian wife... She even didn't oppose the cane that angry old man told to use beating the children in the womb at 20 weeks of age...
        There are three indispensable requirements for a missionary: 1. Patience 2. Patience 3. Patience

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        • landoverlover
          Also loves Jesus and America
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2010
          • 828

          #5
          Re: the son maker: my introduction

          Originally posted by Jerre the son-maker View Post
          they are under the wings of my True christian wife... She even didn't oppose the cane that angry old man told to use beating the children in the womb at 20 weeks of age...
          Sir, I'm not usually impressed by a stinky cheese-eating french fry, but hail fellow well met! Such creativity in not sparing the rod is unusual for a furriner. Are you sure there isn't a caucasian American in the woodpile?
          Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

          2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



          King James Bible v1611

          Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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          • Jerre the son-maker
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            • Aug 2010
            • 22

            #6
            Re: the son maker: my introduction

            There may be some americain in me, but that mostly becomes evident after lunch
            There are three indispensable requirements for a missionary: 1. Patience 2. Patience 3. Patience

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            • Disciple Luke
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              • Aug 2010
              • 165

              #7
              Re: the son maker: my introduction

              Originally posted by Jerre the son-maker View Post
              There may be some americain in me, but that mostly becomes evident after lunch
              Maybe you should cease dining at gay bars.

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              • Jerre the son-maker
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                • Aug 2010
                • 22

                #8
                Re: the son maker: my introduction

                brother, did you not read exodus 23:25 for you should have know that americain is something like this: processed beef with some egg and kapers, yummy
                There are three indispensable requirements for a missionary: 1. Patience 2. Patience 3. Patience

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: the son maker: my introduction

                  Do you mix it up or fry it like that?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Jerre the son-maker
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                    • Aug 2010
                    • 22

                    #10
                    Re: the son maker: my introduction

                    real men eat it raw, when you grill it, it's called a burger
                    There are three indispensable requirements for a missionary: 1. Patience 2. Patience 3. Patience

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