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  • Sardonicus
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    • Aug 2010
    • 3
    #1

    Greetings to my brother municipality

    Greetings to my Brethren,

    "…true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him. God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth" (John 4:23-24).

    My name is Noah, I am of True Nordic descent. I live in the Great White North otherwise known as Canada; God's Country.

    Leviticus 26:25 And I will bring a sword upon you, that shall avenge the quarrel of my covenant: and when ye are gathered together within your cities, I will send the pestilence among you; and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.

    Last edited by James Hutchins; 08-19-2010, 04:04 PM. Reason: Title was not in God's Favorite Language(tm)
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457
      #2
      Re: Greetings to my brother municipality

      Son, I want to like my eskimoe brethren, but why must you make it so difficult?
      First I had to translate your thread title from German to Godly American for some of our less fortunately educated parishioners. Then I have to endure that you are of Nordic descent and are a canuck. If you wanted to escape the other nordic heathens, why didn't you move to the US? Was it because you committed some unspeakable crime against Jesus and the ICE folk would not let you in?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Sardonicus
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          • Aug 2010
          • 3
          #3
          Re: Greetings to my brother municipality

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Son, I want to like my eskimoe brethren, but why must you make it so difficult?
          First I had to translate your thread title from German to Godly American for some of our less fortunately educated parishioners. Then I have to endure that you are of Nordic descent and are a canuck. If you wanted to escape the other nordic heathens, why didn't you move to the US? Was it because you committed some unspeakable crime against Jesus and the ICE folk would not let you in?
          I rebuke SATAN and all who share his sickly sweet message... I will not live in an America with a HEATHEN President farmed from the fields of Kenya, while white children starve; You sir ought to be ashamed to live under such a DARK government; and you question my location and disrespect my... OUR proud Aryan Heritage... or are you an Untermensch? ... let me translate that for you... SUBHUMAN.

          Esther 7:10 So they hanged Haman on the gallows that he had prepared for Mordecai. Then was the king's wrath pacified.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457
              #4
              Re: Greetings to my brother municipality

              Originally posted by Sardonicus View Post
              I rebuke SATAN and all who share his sickly sweet message... I will not live in an America with a HEATHEN President farmed from the fields of Kenya, while white children starve; You sir ought to be ashamed to live under such a DARK government; and you question my location and disrespect my... OUR proud Aryan Heritage... or are you an Untermensch? ... let me translate that for you... SUBHUMAN.

              Esther 7:10 So they hanged Haman on the gallows that he had prepared for Mordecai. Then was the king's wrath pacified.
              I am no friend of Bob. I am a True Christian(tm). You are not, you are a eskimoe. Watch your tongue, child.

              Right or wrong, The US of A is God's Favorite Country(r). Your words of hate, racism and prejudice make baby Jesus cry.

              YIC
              JH
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Sardonicus
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                  • Aug 2010
                  • 3
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings to my brother municipality

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  I am no friend of Bob. I am a True Christian™. You are not, you are a eskimoe. Watch your tongue, child.

                  Right or wrong, The US of A is God's Favorite Country®. Your words of hate, racism and prejudice make baby Jesus cry.

                  YIC
                  JH
                  I do NOT believe you are a True Christian™ and the USA; "God's Favorite Country®" is full of Satan's little minions!

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings to my brother municipality

                      Originally posted by Sardonicus View Post
                      I do NOT believe you are a True Christian™ and the USA; "God's Favorite Country®" is full of Satan's little minions!
                      Ohhhhhhh..... you are a Gay Nazi, well that explains your anger, well that and your diet of blubber meat.

                      See under my name... "True Christian"
                      See under your name "Unsaved Trash" - Which probably ought to be taken out.

                      I do not know why you hate baby Jesus so much, all he wants to do is fill you with His Love. Isn't that better than indiscriminate s-e-x with seals?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • landoverlover
                          Also loves Jesus and America
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 828
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings to my brother municipality

                          Dear Nanook, this is a religious forum. Go back to your diet of yellow snow and maple syrup. We only allow Canada to exist because the Lord has not yet commanded us to destroy it.
                          Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                          2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                          King James Bible v1611

                          Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070
                              #8
                              Re: Greetings to my brother municipality

                              You are a Gay Nazi. That is sad situation for you. Nazi's hate gays, therefor you hate yourself. Fighting two evils against each other.

                              Mark 3:26 And if Satan rise up against himself, and be divided, he cannot stand, but hath an end.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                • BelieverInGod
                                  Fourm Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Feb 2010
                                  • 9269
                                  #9
                                  Re: Greetings to my brother municipality

                                  Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
                                  Dear Nanook, this is a religious forum. Go back to your diet of yellow snow and maple syrup. We only allow Canada to exist because the Lord has not yet commanded us to destroy it.

                                  Ahem, Alberta is pretty righteous, but that's probably because of all the Texans living there.

                                  Although through prayer and a large tithing the Lord saw fit to have my husband transferred to Iowa.
                                  Drama queen

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