Hi i'm Creezr

[Creezr]

1th How come a baby can be born with a handicap, because: GOD will punish you if you do something wrong. What did the baby do wrong?????

2nd the earth revolves around the sun!

3rdchristianity says that god created every thing, but who created god?

4td christianity says that you should love every body and treat them
fairly...hmmm lets see weren't the nazis chritian? Also the crusaders who
raped,killed, and looted from tones of people did it all in the name of
"god." Slave drivers that were devoted chritians treated thier slaves like
nothing. what a way to follow ur religion

5th the whole adam and eve thing. the bible states that god created adam and
eve first, but fossil records clearly show that things where on the earth be
for humans.

6th the virgin birth. right...just think about it and you will realize how
stoopid that is. how can a virgin give birth?? that just goes against all
science except the type of lizard that can clone itself. if you still belive
in the virgin birth are you implying that mary was a lizard?


7th noahs arc 2 of every animal ehhh lets see...a boat that can hold 2
elephants, rhinos, giraffs, hippos, kimono dragons, apes, wolves, and etc.
is just im possible. it would take a genious to design a boat able to do
that and noah wasn't a genious.

8th again bout the noah story. god loves you right? well then how come he
drowned everything on the planet except 2 of each animal?

9th Ahhh Noah. A few questions for you too then - where did he get the polar
bears, penguins, etc from? Noah sends a dove out to see if there was any dry
land. But the dove returns without finding any. Then, just seven days later,
the dove goes out again and returns with an olive leaf. But how could an
olive tree survive the flood? And if any seeds happened to survive, they
certainly wouldn't germinate and grow leaves within a seven day period. When
the animals left the ark, what would they have eaten? There would have been
no plants after the ground had been submerged for nearly a year. What would
the carnivores have eaten? Whatever prey they ate would have gone extinct.
And how did the New World primates or the Australian marsupials find there
way back after the flood subsided? Noah kills the "clean beasts" and burns
their dead bodies for God. According to the bible, this would have caused
the extinction of all "clean" animals since only two of each were taken onto
the ark.

10th "Love your enemies."
Well, it's a nice thought. But it seems strange coming from someone who
damns his enemies to hell.




So NOW WHAT???????

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hi i'm Creezr

@ Creezr

Grow up and stop hating God. Hating God is for teenaged faggots with no fathers who have nothing better to do than try and shock their elders by destroying their clothes and cutting themselves. Well, son, you don't shock us here. We have seen too many teenaged faggots trolling our godly website to be shocked anymore. You are not unique or special. You are just another godmocking faggot with no life. Why don't you kill yourself and leave us, and God, alone.

[Creezr]

Re: Hi i'm Creezr

@ Billy Bob:

First of all: I USED to believe but when my little brother of 3 months died because of his handicap, I started to lose faith. My mom couldn't handel the loss and suicided. My father is now somewhere in Thailand to start a new life.

And he left me alone with nothing, I now live with my grandparents.

So please tell me if God did excist why didn't he saved my brother??

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hi i'm Creezr

@ Billy Bob:

First of all: I USED to believe but when my little brother of 3 months died because of his handicap, I started to lose faith. My mom couldn't handel the loss and suicided. My father is now somewhere in Thailand to start a new life.

And he left me alone with nothing, I now live with my grandparents.

So please tell me if God did excist why didn't he saved my brother??

He probably touched himself too much. God smites many young children for committing sodomy with themselves. Some of them even in the womb. Your little brother was lucky to be given three months of life. You should be grateful.

Your little brother was too young to understand Jesus, so he is burning in Hell. Is that why you want to go to Hell? To be with your brother? I don't know why you would want to be with a baby sodomite, unless you are a pedophile.

[Creezr]

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He probably touched himself too much. God smites many young children for committing sodomy with themselves. Some of them even in the womb. Your little brother was lucky to be given three months of life. You should be grateful.

Your little brother was too young to understand Jesus, so he is burning in Hell. Is that why you want to go to Hell? To be with your brother? I don't know why you would want to be with a baby sodomite, unless you are a pedophile.

How can a baby do sodomy on him/herself?? He couldn't even whipe his own ass. Let it be get an erection. And yes I want to be with my brother both not in Hell

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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How can a baby do sodomy on him/herself?? He couldn't even whipe his own ass. Let it be get an erection. And yes I want to be with my brother both not in Hell

I'm not going to excite or encourage your pedophiliac tendencies by supplying you with the sick details about infant self-pleasuring that you have requested, except to say that when a baby touches itself inappropriately, that is an act of homosexual union, which is an example of unnatural sex or sodomy. Like all sin, if it is not repented of, it will land you in Hell for all eternity.

Please do not ask me to narrate sexual acts involving infants in the future. I will report any more posts of this nature to the board administrators.

[Creezr]

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I'm not going to excite or encourage your pedophiliac tendencies by supplying you with the sick details about infant self-pleasuring that you have requested, except to say that when a baby touches itself inappropriately, that is an act of homosexual union, which is an example of unnatural sex or sodomy. Like all sin, if it is not repented of, it will land you in Hell for all eternity.

Please do not ask me to narrate sexual acts involving infants in the future. I will report any more posts of this nature to the board administrators.

So report me, I dont give a FUCK because you guys are all sick people

[landoverlover]

Re: Hi i'm Creezr

Hold up a minute there, chief! Where do you get off barging in here, waving your hands around, demanding answers to the problems invented by your tiny brain as it spins out of control like a demonic hamster wheel?

This is not a debate forum. The members of this Godly forum owe you NOTHING, are not responsible for the miserable state of your soul or your juvenile anguish.

All that you question has already been considered and answered to our satisfaction long ago. We're way ahead of you, friend.

So if you truly want answers, and are not here just to annoy God's favorite people, then please introduce yourself properly. Be polite, tell us how you came to Jesus, what church you attend and what your favorite Bible verse is.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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So report me, I dont give a piffle because you guys are all sick people

You're the one who said you wanted to rape your dead baby brother!

[WWJDnow]

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1th How come a baby can be born with a handicap, because: GOD will punish you if you do something wrong. What did the baby do wrong?????

If the baby wanted to be saved, he should have accepted Jesus as his personal savior, just like we did.

2nd the earth revolves around the sun!

Prove it.

3rdchristianity says that god created every thing, but who created god?

You're thinking logically here. God is not bound by logic. Logic is only something that God invented for people and the more intelligent animals like pigs and dogs.

4td christianity says that you should love every body and treat them fairly...hmmm lets see weren't the nazis chritian?

I'm not saying that the Nazis didn't have one or two good ideas, but they were not True Christians™, so you really can't pin their excesses on us.

Also the crusaders who raped,killed, and looted from tones of people did it all in the name of "god."

The Crusaders were all Catholics, so they definitely weren't Christians.

Slave drivers that were devoted chritians treated thier slaves like nothing. what a way to follow ur religion

You have to understand that most people who claim to be Christians aren't Christians at all, they are sinners pretending to be Christians. The only way you can be assured that someone is a real Christian is to look for the True Christian™ trademarked label. We at Landover agree with you that it is immoral to mistreat slaves--Jesus told us that we have to treat our slaves fairly. For example, Jesus said that a slave who knowingly does something his master doesn't want done should be beaten hard, but a slave who does something his master doesn't want, but the slave was ignorant of his master's desires, should only be beaten a little bit:

And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes. But he that knew not, and did commit things worthy of stripes, shall be beaten with few stripes. For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required: and to whom men have committed much, of him they will ask the more. Luke 12:47-48

What could better illustrate the fact that God is love?

5th the whole adam and eve thing. the bible states that god created adam and eve first, but fossil records clearly show that things where on the earth be for humans.

Obviously, God planted the fossils to test our faith. Or the Devil planted them to turn us away from our faith. We're not quite sure which, but, either way, we're not falling for that trick.

6th the virgin birth. right...just think about it and you will realize how stoopid that is. how can a virgin give birth?? that just goes against all
science except the type of lizard that can clone itself. if you still belive in the virgin birth are you implying that mary was a lizard?

Have you ever heard of artificial insemination?

7th noahs arc 2 of every animal ehhh lets see...a boat that can hold 2 elephants, rhinos, giraffs, hippos, kimono dragons, apes, wolves, and etc. is just im possible. it would take a genious to design a boat able to do that and noah wasn't a genious.

Noah took baby animals mostly.

8th again bout the noah story. god loves you right? well then how come he drowned everything on the planet except 2 of each animal?

Your parents loved you, but they still had to punish you sometimes, didn't they?

9th Ahhh Noah. A few questions for you too then - where did he get the polar bears, penguins, etc from?

A man can accumulate a lot of random stuff over the course of a 500 year-or-so lifespan, including strange animals. Noah probably got them from someone's private menagerie.

Noah sends a dove out to see if there was any dry
land. But the dove returns without finding any. Then, just seven days later, the dove goes out again and returns with an olive leaf. But how could an olive tree survive the flood?

Olive trees are pretty resilient.

When the animals left the ark, what would they have eaten? There would have been no plants after the ground had been submerged for nearly a year.

Where do you see "nearly a year" in the Bible?

What would the carnivores have eaten? Whatever prey they ate would have gone extinct.

That's one reason why God had Noah lug around seven of each clean animal.

And how did the New World primates or the Australian marsupials find there way back after the flood subsided?

They swam.

Noah kills the "clean beasts" and burns their dead bodies for God. According to the bible, this would have caused the extinction of all "clean" animals since only two of each were taken onto the ark.

Noah didn't kill them all; he had spares--which is the other reason God told Noah to take seven of each of them.

10th "Love your enemies."

Well, it's a nice thought. But it seems strange coming from someone who damns his enemies to hell.

We don't damn anybody to Hell. Jesus does that.

So NOW WHAT???????

I was a vile sinner like you once--well, maybe not quite so vile, but close. Jesus forgave my sins, and, for that, I will go to Heaven instead of Hell. Won't you do the same and join me?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi i'm Creezr

@ Billy Bob:

First of all: I USED to believe but when my little brother of 3 months died because of his handicap, I started to lose faith. My mom couldn't handel the loss and suicided. My father is now somewhere in Thailand to start a new life.

And he left me alone with nothing, I now live with my grandparents.

So please tell me if God did excist why didn't he saved my brother??

First, as everyone knows, people are all born full of sin, it is not until you repent that you can be considered a Christian. It is obvious from your words of hate, why your brother was born a horror of a human and was fortunately sent to Hell.
God made your brother a blemish on mankind as punishment for your (though most likely for your parents) sins and misdeeds against Christ. God was punishing your family. I suspect when your family refused to repent and make good on all the sins,
God took your baby brother and tossed him down the garbage chute to Hell where he belongs, now spending an eternity of rape and torture. Because of your family, that child never had a chance.
Not to worry, God will continue to punish your whore of a mother, your sinner of a father and most likely you too. Heck, God is torturing your poor grandparents in their golden years by having to deal with a miscreant like you.


YIC
JH

[GOD=life]

Re: Hi i'm Creezr

It seems I'm late to this party, but let me quote you something. Don't worry, it's not from the Bible you despise to much, but it's from this section's header:

The introduction forum Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

How about we start with the basics first and then we deal with your hate towards God?