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  • Bill Cosby
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    • Aug 2010
    • 16

    #1

    Good Evening

    I used to do do copius amounts of cocaine, until I found God.

    God saves.
    "But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.""
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Good Evening

    Congratulations on kicking the habit. Why are you posing as that radical uppity negro Bill Cosby?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Sister Charli
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 1590

      #3
      Re: Good Evening

      Originally posted by Bill Cosby View Post
      I used to do do copius amounts of cocaine, until I found God.

      God saves.
      Identity theft is a criminal offence.
      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • Bill Cosby
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        • Aug 2010
        • 16

        #4
        Re: Good Evening

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        Congratulations on kicking the habit. Why are you posing as that radical uppity negro Bill Cosby?
        Correct me if i'm wrong, but i've gone on record before as saying i dont like my fellow kind.

        And I think I would know. I said it.



        i look so righteous in that video, don't I?
        "But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.""

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: Good Evening

          Originally posted by Bill Cosby View Post
          Correct me if i'm wrong, but i've gone on record before as saying i dont like my fellow kind.

          And I think I would know. I said it.



          i look so righteous in that video, don't I?
          Why are you pretending to be the real Bill Cosby? Go peddle your cocaine and pudding pops elsewhere.

          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Bill Cosby
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            • Aug 2010
            • 16

            #6
            Re: Good Evening

            Who says i'm not the real Bill Cosby, and looking for likeminded individuals on the ocean that is the internet?
            "But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.""

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            • Bill Cosby
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              • Aug 2010
              • 16

              #7
              Re: Good Evening

              Also, it makes me sad that I will never be eligible for a True Christian Caucasian award. Is there a 2nd place trophy? It's ok, we're used to it.
              "But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.""

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #8
                Re: Good Evening

                Originally posted by Bill Cosby View Post
                Who says i'm not the real Bill Cosby, and looking for likeminded individuals on the ocean that is the internet?
                The DOF knows all, friend.

                Originally posted by Bill Cosby View Post
                Also, it makes me sad that I will never be eligible for a True Christian Caucasian award. Is there a 2nd place trophy? It's ok, we're used to it.
                For you? Not likely. God hates liars, boy.

                Originally posted by Proverbs 6
                16These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                17A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                18An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                19A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Bill Cosby
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                  • Aug 2010
                  • 16

                  #9
                  Re: Good Evening

                  you got me on the last one. well played, well played.
                  "But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.""

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                  • Sister Charli
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 1590

                    #10
                    Re: Good Evening

                    Originally posted by Bill Cosby View Post
                    Is there a 2nd place trophy?
                    2 Chronicles 7:14
                    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                    • Bill Cosby
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                      • Aug 2010
                      • 16

                      #11
                      Re: Good Evening

                      also - Dear Sister Mary Maria,

                      I have read your private message, and do not argue your point at all, and in fact - apologize for not "coming correct" as the children these days say (although I may have the meaning of that term incorrect, as i am not hip on urban culture).

                      That said, What type of show would entertain you? I aim to serve.
                      "But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.""

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                      • Morgana
                        Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 129

                        #12
                        Re: Good Evening

                        Originally posted by Bill Cosby View Post
                        I used to do do copius amounts of cocaine, until I found God.

                        God saves.

                        Hey Hey Hey...what you got to say??

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                        • Bill Cosby
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                          • Aug 2010
                          • 16

                          #13
                          Re: Good Evening

                          Now that his blessed 300 seconds of virtuous patience are up, I am trying to say that I would like to entertain you all. It is my purpose on this life - to bring joy to those who are obviously better suited for amenities such as the internet than myself.
                          "But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.""

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Good Evening

                            If you were the real Bill Cosby you would have written something funny by now.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Bill Cosby
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                              • Aug 2010
                              • 16

                              #15
                              Re: Good Evening

                              Not necesarily. My humor was often overlooked past 1987, when my daughter left my show and I became more interested in making the world a better place by speaking out against those that i feel are ruining society.
                              "But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.""

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