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  • Martha Whinippley
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    • Aug 2010
    • 8
    #1

    Heeerrrreeeessss Martha

    Hi!
    My name is Martha, my friends and sibling call me Marty. I am a college student pursuing a liberal arts major and just thought that I would try and get back to my religious roots. I was raised baptist but pulled away from my roots in favor of haha "fun". I am trying to reconnect with God after finding out that I have contracted an STD. After praying, it went away!!!!! I am so excited to be back with a community and am looking forward to stimulating conversation.

    My favorite book of the bible is song of solomon!
    Beloved [a]

    2 Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth—
    for your love is more delightful than wine.

    3 Pleasing is the fragrance of your perfumes;
    your name is like perfume poured out.
    No wonder the maidens love you! 4 Take me away with you—let us hurry!
    Let the king bring me into his chambers.

    Love to all,
    GOD BLESS!
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    • landoverlover
      Also loves Jesus and America
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2010
      • 828
      #2
      Re: Heeerrrreeeessss Martha

      Originally posted by Martha Whinippley View Post
      Hi!
      My name is Martha, my friends and sibling call me Marty. I am a college student pursuing a liberal arts major and just thought that I would try and get back to my religious roots. I was raised baptist but pulled away from my roots in favor of haha "fun". I am trying to reconnect with God after finding out that I have contracted an STD. After praying, it went away!!!!! I am so excited to be back with a community and am looking forward to stimulating conversation.

      My favorite book of the bible is song of solomon!
      Beloved [a]

      2 Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth—
      for your love is more delightful than wine.

      3 Pleasing is the fragrance of your perfumes;
      your name is like perfume poured out.
      No wonder the maidens love you! 4 Take me away with you—let us hurry!
      Let the king bring me into his chambers.

      Love to all,
      GOD BLESS!
      Welcome, dear. You should lay off on the 'kissing on the mouth' inspiration material until you stop being a slut. I'm curious, did Benny Hinn say you were cured, or did those little red spots just temporarily vanish?

      The Baptist Church isn't what you should have pulled out of. Please plant your head in the KJV 1611 Bible and out of the laps of willing passerby. And drop the satanic liberal arts voodoo, it's nothing but commies and lesbeans and homers and Unitarians and satan.

      You need to clean yourself up inside and out. Those crabs you have can pole-vault.
      Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

      2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



      King James Bible v1611

      Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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        • Brother Snapper Grogan
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 608
          #3
          Re: Heeerrrreeeessss Martha

          It's good to see someone who's been studying the lieberal arts returning to God.

          Please be careful with those racy Bible verses, though. We have to think of the children, like dear Felicity, here. God meant those verses for married men in the privacy of their prayer closets.
          What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932
              #4
              Re: Heeerrrreeeessss Martha

              Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
              You need to clean yourself up inside and out. Those crabs you have can pole-vault.
              I'm not sure if she had crabs. The way she just goes on and on about nothing makes me think she had genital warts in her mouth.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Heeerrrreeeessss Martha

                  Are you trying to tell us that you're a pervert of some kind?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Benedict A. Davis
                      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 3900
                      #6
                      Re: Heeerrrreeeessss Martha

                      Just remember that primary syphilis always goes away, even without prayer. It does come back 10 years later, as tertiary syphilis, when bits start falling off you. The good news once that starts you won't mind because the insanity will have set in. You might want to get right with the Lord before it returns.
                      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                        • Martha Whinippley
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                          • Aug 2010
                          • 8
                          #7
                          Re: Heeerrrreeeessss Martha

                          Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                          Just remember that primary syphilis always goes away, even without prayer. It does come back 10 years later, as tertiary syphilis, when bits start falling off you. The good news once that starts you won't mind because the insanity will have set in. You might want to get right with the Lord before it returns.
                          not that its your buissness but I had a cold sore with hepatitis. I am not a slut- maybe I was a bit loose in the past but now I am on the road to redemption. Also, I like that chapter cause its likle a romance novel it shows the bible can be sexy. also that Yaweh wants us to be actively intimate. THERE!

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                            • Martha Whinippley
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                              • Aug 2010
                              • 8
                              #8
                              Re: Heeerrrreeeessss Martha

                              Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
                              Welcome, dear. You should lay off on the 'kissing on the mouth' inspiration material until you stop being a slut. I'm curious, did Benny Hinn say you were cured, or did those little red spots just temporarily vanish?

                              The Baptist Church isn't what you should have pulled out of. Please plant your head in the KJV 1611 Bible and out of the laps of willing passerby. And drop the satanic liberal arts voodoo, it's nothing but commies and lesbeans and homers and Unitarians and satan.

                              You need to clean yourself up inside and out. Those crabs you have can pole-vault.
                              WHAT KIND OF CHRISTIAN RU?????? My old church peeps used to be open and loving not judgementa!111111 ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT I PLEASURE ORALLY>????? SICKKKKKKOOOOOOOO??????????l

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                                • Martha Whinippley
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                                  • Aug 2010
                                  • 8
                                  #9
                                  Re: Heeerrrreeeessss Martha

                                  Oh true christians, I deeply apologize! I was so disrespectful!

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